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S08.E19: A Tale of Two Pool Parties

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Also, I forgot the blessing we got from Jax by gracing us with his time while he just had to take a shit.  Thanks but no thanks.  And he got paid for that.  My god where did I go wrong in this life?????

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Ah, the discussion between Max and Brett about Dayna.

I asked you if I could do this with her.

I asked you if I could do that with her.

I asked you if I could do whatever with her.

Like Dayna is nothing more than a piece of meat to be passed between them; has absolutely no agency of her own.

I have something to tell you two assholes...you're NOT that special. She'd do well to dump the both of you. But then, the 3 of you wouldn't have a storyline, now would you?

Carry on.

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5 hours ago, geauxaway said:

When was the last time anyone bought a Marie Claire magazine?? 🤣🤣🤣

Damn I didn’t even know they were still in circulation.

I normally have little tolerance for Lala but - 1: I liked her paisley print wrap dress, her wardrobe is usually terrible and 2: her facial expression when Stassi and Beau demonstrated their ‘comedy club laughter’ was hilarious.

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Come on people, you know damn well if Jax cheats again it will be Tom and Ariana’s fault! Just thinking about their non-furniture having selves is enough to drive him into the arms of another woman. Then they had the nerve to have a pool party the same day as his? This is clearly an attack on his fragile mental state. Do you not know how brains work? You should, Jax gave us an ohmygodyoutotallydontsoundlikeamoron tutorial on how brains work. 
 

Sadly Brittany will be just stupid enough to buy into this. It couldn’t possibly be because she married an arrogant, childish, completely self involved sociopathic jackass who only pretends to be apologetic about anything could it? Nope I don’t think that’s it, clearly everyone else is the problem.

Take another shot Brittany, you’re gonna need it.

 


 

 

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21 hours ago, geauxaway said:

I also can believe Tom Tom made money in their first year.  It was definitely a destination for some (myself included, I went to LA last fall just to go to Tom Tom).

I have no doubt it made money.  What I DOUBT is that it made enough money so that everyone got their initial investment back, which is what Ken was saying.  For them to get THEIR investment back, it needed to net another $2.3 million which is what the OTHER investors (I don't believe it was just Lisa and Ken) had put in.  

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10 hours ago, Kiki777 said:

My antennae went up when he raved specifically about one female trainer at the gym.  Kinda like the ‘reiki master’ from a couple seasons ago.  They were definitely boning </James Kennedy voice>

You too, eh? Everything he said on the JaxCam (tm) raised red flags to me

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18 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

I am surprised it made ANY money, or that she made any money from it as it was REALLY REALLY BAD.  Where are the numbers?  How do we know it did well?

I've tried to find the numbers but haven't been able to.  

 

14 hours ago, biakbiak said:

I don’t know that Jax is that smart. I do however think he is quite capable of Fucking someone at the gym.

I also think he's perfectly capable of buying a cheap "burner" phone that doesn't show up on the monthly bill that will allow him to make his "gym" dates.  

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On 5/12/2020 at 7:03 PM, Ubiquitous said:

 

 Did anyone tell her you're not sppsd to mix animal prints?

that's probably how coronavirus started

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20 hours ago, glowbug said:

Being pregnant and having children will make it harder for them to act like drunken sloppy 20 year olds which is how they’ve maintained their roles on the show thus far despite being in their 30s.

The Howives have done it for years...

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On 5/13/2020 at 4:05 PM, heatherchandler said:

I am surprised it made ANY money, or that she made any money from it as it was REALLY REALLY BAD.  Where are the numbers?  How do we know it did well?

This. I read it on Libby and it is no great literary feat. I’m not even sure what her point was. She could have tweeted “Be the best version of you.” and that would have summed it up, honestly. If I had bought it I would ask for a refund. 

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On 5/13/2020 at 8:28 PM, Thumper said:

Stassi has a column in Marie Claire?????????   😂😂😂

Oh shit, I said Marie Claire but it’s actually Glamour.  It’s a series of articles about planning for her wedding, including my favorite, one unconvincingly and repetitively discussing why a prenup is romantic. 

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On 5/15/2020 at 11:28 PM, Hockey Addict said:

Since Brit and Jax are now spraying without praying why isn't she knocked up yet? Sperm issues?

Wouldn’t surprise me, from drugs and/or STDs.  But he shouldn’t procreate anyways.

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On 5/15/2020 at 8:28 PM, Hockey Addict said:

Since Brit and Jax are now spraying without praying why isn't she knocked up yet? Sperm issues?

They were on WWHL before the Corona and at that time, they were trying to schedule a baby around Stassi's wedding.  Something about flying to Italy, pregnant women shouldn't fly at a certain time, blah, blah, blah.

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They were on WWHL before the Corona and at that time, they were trying to schedule a baby around Stassi's wedding.  Something about flying to Italy, pregnant women shouldn't fly at a certain time, blah, blah, blah.

Good luck with scheduling when to get pregnant! I assume she's been seeing a doctor and such but the fact that they were supposedly having unprotected sex for YEARS without getting pregnant is a real concern. But they also could totally be lying about that. For all I know Brittney thinks contraception is a sin and didn't want Jax to know she had an IUD or something.

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I always scratch my head when one of these losers claims to make money from being a model.  I mean, I know you can model even if you aren't a clone of Gigi, but.....Charli?  Really?  That child is average to below average in the looks department, at best.  I guess we all should move to LA to "model".  

I hate Brett. He's so impressed with what a "good guy" he is he can't see anything past the end of his own nose.  He's the type that would constantly need you to reinforce the image of what a good guy he is, so sensitive, so not like other guys.  And when you tell him, he just nods and humbly hangs his head....maybe sheds a tear or two.  Because it ain't easy being this wonderful. DOUCHE.

With an underbite and chin like Dayna's, she needs to stop proclaiming how hot she is.     

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1 hour ago, Kiki620 said:

I always scratch my head when one of these losers claims to make money from being a model.  I mean, I know you can model even if you aren't a clone of Gigi, but.....Charli?  Really?  That child is average to below average in the looks department, at best.  I guess we all should move to LA to "model".  

Perhaps she's a hand or foot model?  

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1 hour ago, Ubiquitous said:

Perhaps she's a hand or foot model?  

Or an adult toys model.

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On 5/14/2020 at 8:40 AM, Sessa said:

Come on people, you know damn well if Jax cheats again it will be Tom and Ariana’s fault! Just thinking about their non-furniture having selves is enough to drive him into the arms of another woman. Then they had the nerve to have a pool party the same day as his? This is clearly an attack on his fragile mental state. Do you not know how brains work? You should, Jax gave us an ohmygodyoutotallydontsoundlikeamoron tutorial on how brains work. 
 

Sadly Brittany will be just stupid enough to buy into this. It couldn’t possibly be because she married an arrogant, childish, completely self involved sociopathic jackass who only pretends to be apologetic about anything could it? Nope I don’t think that’s it, clearly everyone else is the problem.

Take another shot Brittany, you’re gonna need it.

 


 

 

 The 1st post I absolutely agree with.

On 5/20/2020 at 12:46 PM, Kiki620 said:

I always scratch my head when one of these losers claims to make money from being a model.  I mean, I know you can model even if you aren't a clone of Gigi, but.....Charli?  Really?  That child is average to below average in the looks department, at best.  I guess we all should move to LA to "model".  

I hate Brett. He's so impressed with what a "good guy" he is he can't see anything past the end of his own nose.  He's the type that would constantly need you to reinforce the image of what a good guy he is, so sensitive, so not like other guys.  And when you tell him, he just nods and humbly hangs his head....maybe sheds a tear or two.  Because it ain't easy being this wonderful. DOUCHE.

With an underbite and chin like Dayna's, she needs to stop proclaiming how hot she is.     

Lol max the jerk 

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Who made stassi Queen? She wrote a book Kama who the h*** would read it. I'm not that desperate. And the way she's treating Kristian is just awful.  She's criticizing kristian when she slept and went with jax for quite a while. Some nerve.

On 5/15/2020 at 2:20 AM, Pachengala said:

Oh shit, I said Marie Claire but it’s actually Glamour.  It’s a series of articles about planning for her wedding, including my favorite, one unconvincingly and repetitively discussing why a prenup is romantic. 

Gag!  Stasi on her wedding.

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On 5/14/2020 at 6:22 AM, Kiki777 said:

Damn I didn’t even know they were still in circulation.

I normally have little tolerance for Lala but - 1: I liked her paisley print wrap dress, her wardrobe is usually terrible and 2: her facial expression when Stassi and Beau demonstrated their ‘comedy club laughter’ was hilarious.

 There is going to be a fight for Queen I'm sure. Stasi  thinks she is and Lala is acting like she is bc she's hooking a very wealthy producer.  She now acts like lady of the manor.

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On 5/14/2020 at 2:48 AM, Carolina Girl said:

I'd be curious if they have income from the show if it's not filming and if they are paid for the episodes before the series airs.  If that's the only source of Bravo bucks, these guys have no income coming in.

That's the thing about reality shows - I don't think there are repeats, so unlike other shows with 100+ episodes which have been syndicated, there won't be backends.  Wow.  Eight God-forsaken seasons.  If it weren't for Covid, I'm sure there would have been at least another 2-3 seasons.  I mean, they had another season of Summer House, but they all got tested for it before entering the house and they were only around each other for the summer.

 

When Brandi Glanville was on Howard Stern to promote her book, she said that the actual money they make from appearing on the show isn't that much (she got $18,000 in total for her first season), but it gives you a platform to do other things and get appearance fees.  No wonder kids want to be on reality shows or become Youtubers - very little work for potentially a LOT of money.  I mean, nobody with a brain would actually respect you, but you can live the life you want.  I've been studying for 35+ years and will continue to, for so much less money and if I had a super-fast metabolism, I would do an eating show on Youtube - some of those people have almost TEN MILLION subscribers!  What a world we live in - getting paid a shitload of money to eat food and having people WATCH you while you eat your meal!!!

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On 5/14/2020 at 4:04 AM, politichick said:

She also said that staying in the shitty one-bedroom he once shared with Kristen helped them save some of the money they needed to buy a house.

That's what my husband and I did before we bought our place.  We were living on top of each other in a one-bedder, about a third of the size of Sandoval's previous apartment.  We went without for a long time and hated our lives for those years, but now our place is quite spacious with a nice view.

 

On 5/14/2020 at 4:04 AM, politichick said:

Another person commented on how much easier Stassi is on Jax than Kristen. I'm thinking that may be because she expects less of Jax.

^^^^ THIS ^^^^

 

On 5/14/2020 at 6:28 AM, LibertarianSlut said:

Ah yes, I do recall seeing cocktail waitresses in heels at casinos and places like casinos.  I’ve never seen it anywhere else though.  The Hooters waitresses wear white sneakers.  There seems something desperate and almost whorish about waitresses in heels IMO, but my problem with Brittany wearing them was that I think it makes it more obvious she’s not waitressing for any length of time.  They’re putting vanity above reality, which I tend to dislike.  

There are younger female doctors at the hospital who wear makeup and heels.  They do that for the first few months before they realise that their feet are almost dead from the 20,000 steps they do a day and going from the freezing operating theatre to hot patient rooms back and forth are not an ideal situations in which to be wearing makeup all day.

 

On 5/14/2020 at 6:28 AM, LibertarianSlut said:

 

My problem with Tom and Ariana not having furniture is that it strikes me as so fundamentally immature.  When I was 22, I threw a kegger at my virtually furniture-less condo and I thought it was cool for like a day, and then I was ashamed that people had to stand at my party.  These people are 10-15+ years older than that.  I resent the idea of doing it for continuity because that’s fake.  It means they’re showing scenes out of sequence, which I don’t respect. 

Just furnish your damned house like everybody else, not like a special snowflake.  That’s my argument in a nutshell.  

Maybe they'll say they're living the minimalistic East-Asian lifestyle.  Even the very wealthy people in Japan and Korea sit on cushions on the floor and also sleep on the floor.  And have minimum number of furniture.  I'm sure they'll come up with something wankerish.  My wealthy relatives in Korea don't have tables with chairs - they have those low tables and sit on the floor to eat, and a lot of restaurants still have this style of seating.

https://www.alamy.com/korean-family-eating-traditional-food-in-typical-home-setting-image2306580.html

 

But I doubt that's what they're doing.  There was a scene in Garden State where the guy made a fortune with 'silent velcro' and was living in this massive house which was totally empty.  His friends were teasing him about it and saying "Get some fricking furniture, dude!!"

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