90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

My router blew up, so I'm changing internet providers, using a dodgy wifi hotspot until my data runs out!  I've curtailed all internet activities but I had to be here for the snark!

[Archer27]

Why is Ed speaking to Rose like she is slow?

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey everybodies!  It's been a week, I'll tell you that.  We're all in the same boat, but it's been absolutely crazy.

We all need a facebook group or something

[hookedontv]

Ed skeeves me out beyond words. 
 

He’s gonna touch her feet. I would kick him. 

Edited April 6, 2020 by hookedontv

[RealReality]

JFC, this literally sounds like he is asking his street hooker to shower before they do the do.  

Someone please fleece this fool and charge him for high end champagne but give him the boones wine of phillipines. 

[LilaFowler]

Has BigEd told Rose that he hasn't had sex in like two decades?

[greekmom]

What I wouldn't do for a foot massage and some champagne in these trouble times.

But not from Ed. I rather go without.

[mmecorday]

Woo hoo! Chilled Freixenet and a foot massage from Mr. Mayonnaise Head!

[hisbunkie]

Ed could probably get farther taking a shower himself.  

[KelseyNikki614]

Commentary from my husband who normally can't stand to watch this show: Do you think she can help him find his neck?

[Emmeline]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hello! I just poured myself a Bloody Mary and I'm ready for some snark!

Thank sounds perfect.  I might have to go that route too.

Lisa should have a drugstore root touch up with her.  Those unsightly greys.

i don’t know if I can stomach Ed’s attempts at romance.  I hate that Queen business.

[poeticlicensed]

Omg Ed ordered "a bottle of your finest champagne". Lol I think he's been watching old movies trying to learn how to be romantic

[Angry Moldovan]

I fucking hate the pug nosed sex tourist

[Mr. Miner]

Cringing here in Columbia, MO 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am so totally sleeved out at this point. The producers should have mercy on us. No mas, no mas!

[Coltee Gal]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Hi everyone from Brooklyn, NewYork!

Hey Judylo - fellow Brooklynite here. Ditmas Park - woo hoo! ❤️

[hookedontv]

Ed is ordering her around. Nothing about this is organic or natural. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

My router blew up, so I'm changing internet providers, using a dodgy wifi hotspot until my data runs out!  I've curtailed all internet activities but I had to be here for the snark!

Yay for us!

[RealReality]

Just now, Archer27 said:

Why is Ed speaking to Rose like she is slow?

This is just so weird.  I feel so sorry for the women if the phillipines.  Did he write out a script for this?

It's like he is directing a weird photo shoot.  This is cringe. 

[Floatingbison]

May I haw lick you?   

 

[hoosiermom]

I was about to panic when I couldn’t find live chat. And I really need this tonight as i’m sure we all do.

Edited April 6, 2020 by hoosiermom
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[Frozendiva]

I would be introducing his eye to my big toe. Ugh. No foot massage unless you really know your partner.

[poeticlicensed]

Ed massaging Rose's legs and feet is so creepy. 

Edited April 6, 2020 by poeticlicensed

[OoogleEyes]

Ed is caaareepy

[Mary Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Big Ed is so awkward asking her to please put on the robe. 

No he's telling her to take it off. He's a fucking control FREAK.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’m here!

OHMYGOSH what is Big Ed doing??

[Mrs. Landingham]

Camera people, PLEASE STOP THIS. TAKE ROSE TO A SAFE PLACE.

You guys, I need bleach for my eyes!! 

This is so cringe, I cannot. “Oh, that was nice.”

 

 

[Eldemarge]

I can't.  He is the grossest dude ever.  He talks to her like he's grooming a child to service him.  Nooooooooo TLC, make it stop!

[RealReality]

LOL at this entire exchange.  Poor rose. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

May I haw lick you?   

 

Out of respect, no.

[Floatingbison]

I just asked Mrs. Floatingbison if I could haw lick you, and she almost took a swing at me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh he is utterly repellent. His smile is like a hyena about to dive into a zebra carcass.

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

My router blew up, so I'm changing internet providers, using a dodgy wifi hotspot until my data runs out!  I've curtailed all internet activities but I had to be here for the snark!

I hope Mrs FloatingBison is sharing your snark tonight!

[For Cereals]

Rose can’t hide her disgust...or the hair on her legs...

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I fucking hate the pug nosed sex tourist

I can't heart this post enough

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Ed massaging Rose's legs and feet is do creepy. 

He looked like he was jerking off.

[kendi]

You are your queen. Oh Rosemarie, you kill me. 

Best foot massage you ever had? Seriously. He could have sprung 20 bucks and had a nice couple massage in their room. Ick. His hands all over her...how can she stand it?? I can't watch this. I think I'm going to pour myself some wine...

Edited April 6, 2020 by kendi
edited to correct spelling cause watching Ed being seductive screws up my typing

[RealReality]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I would be introducing his eye to my big toe. Ugh. No foot massage unless you really know your partner.

I have never in my life wanted this type of foot massage from a man im dating.  

[poeticlicensed]

When I see Ed all I can think of is mayo. Does he smell like egg salad?

[PupCal]

Goddamn that whole segment with Big Ed is creepy as shit.

[Floatingbison]

Rose looks like she would rather be anywhere but with Ed N Shoulders!

[Frozendiva]

The champagne looked like the Frexienet sparkling wine.

[peaceknit]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

We all need a facebook group or something

Twitter? I don't do Fakebook.

[goofygirl]

Why do these chucklefucks get sooo mad at their foreign brides/grooms about LYING when THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TOO?? Looking at Geoffrey now.

[hisbunkie]

How have these men been raised?  You don’t go to meet someone without bringing something. Flowers, chocolate even cake will do. 

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He looked like he was jerking off.

And now I'm truly nauseous.

[DEL901]

He keeps talking about he’s waited for this moment for three months .   Three!   Meaning from the moment he say her photo and didn’t have a clue about her as a person?

Edited April 6, 2020 by DEL901

[LennieBriscoe]

4 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

My nightly crisis. Do you bargain with God or make a deal with the devil?

That's what Rose asks.

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

My router blew up, so I'm changing internet providers, using a dodgy wifi hotspot until my data runs out!  I've curtailed all internet activities but I had to be here for the snark!

Hooray!  Glad you're here.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Geoffrey’s sticking up hair is a little, um, There’s Something About Mary. He is an ugly, creepy, irredeemable piece of excrement.