90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[kacesq]

How desperate are you to get to the states Varya? And btw hostess gifts are fairly common in the US, Geofrey is just a selfish ass.

3 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Who did? I’m missing the show trying to keep with chat and doing a bad job.

Geoffrey and Varya

[JennyMominFL]

Miss Passive Aggressive

[Gobi]

The offer was always on the table, together with her breasts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So much for empowerment, Darcy.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, talktoomuch said:

Are you not counting the titoos as gifts?

Mr nips

[goofygirl]

Poor old Darcey.... That passive-agressive shit is getting really old! Plus, her lips look like they got puffed out more than usual.

And really.... Does she go EVERYWHERE with a damn suitcase??

[Pepper Mostly]

You know how Archimedes said "give me a lever and a place to stand and I can move the earth?". He could stand on Darcy's upper lip. 

[poeticlicensed]

The only thing Darcey and Tom are confused about is how to keep their fake relationship going to get another season 

[OoogleEyes]

Here come the tears 

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m in the Baltimore area. Let’s Uber.

I’m about 20 minutes from Baltimore so we’re practically neighbors.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So much for empowerment, Darcy.

Mach empowerment, so mach. 

[kacesq]

Tom is trying so hard to maintain his good angles for the camera.

[Mary Godfrey]

Darcey is such a passive aggressive bitch. Put the attitude and the ta-tas away, Darce.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tom would like to have a girlfriend who's not batshit crazy. 

[JustDuckie]

I hope Tom asks for his house key back. Hahahaha.

Btw, I'm here from Northwest Indiana. No mask now. Hi!

[sainte-chapelle]

I might just join twitter again for you all 

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Varya, you could not have taken Geoff to a shop to help buy your mom a gift?

Does he not watch the show?  He knows he needs to bring a microwave.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom is telling it like it is. Darcy still doesn’t get it.

[hisbunkie]

Darcey is so vacant.  Why go if you are going to treat him like that?  The drama is so unnecessary.  
And the gigantic overnight bag is a dead giveaway. You’ll take crumbs from anyone. 

[sagittarius sue]

C'mon Darcey!  Start drinking and cry-talking.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Tom, do you really need to stretch out like that?

It’s Tommy boys power move

[Floatingbison]

Has there ever been a time when Tom wasn't talking?

[DragonFlyzz]

Darcy self involved?  No say it ain’t so.

[usernameG]

Darcy always looks wildly uncomfortable in all of her clothes.

[RealReality]

I 100% believe Tom that Darcy is selfish and is never there for him emotionally. 

[Frozendiva]

I have a decent size bag but tend to not lug a suitcase around.

[kendi]

Yeah, Tom could have said this over the phone. He lost his weight, wanted to show off and be on TV again. Jesse v2. Leave, Darcy. Take your baggage with you and leave.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You know how Archimedes said "give me a lever and a place to stand and I can move the earth?". He could stand on Darcy's upper lip. 

☠️

[KelseyNikki614]

Does Darcy just inflate her boobs before she goes to see Tom? They look like you could pump them with a tire pump

[RichiesOlderBro]

Williams has a Nigerian phone number?

Does she have Mykuhl’s phone number??

[kacesq]

Before the virus shut down NJ, I was to plan the March soccer moms night out...I wonder if there’s a boob party place somewhere near me...hmmm....

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Darcey is always overdressed and has overpacked. Love her!

I'd say she is overpacked and always underdressed!

[judylo]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey is already shit-faced. The woman is a drunk. There, I said it.

Actually, I think Darcy is doing well! But I’m kinda drunk myself ...

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, KelseyNikki614 said:

Does Darcy just inflate her boobs before she goes to see Tom? They look like you could pump them with a tire pump

She kind of looks like a waving inflatable arm man

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, usernameG said:

Darcy always looks wildly uncomfortable in all of her clothes.

I'm convinced she has several layers of spanx on under those outfits and lots of tape to keep the girls half in and half out

[talktoomuch]

Aw dayum I was hoping the show had forgotten about Yolanda. Like I did.

 

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Yeah, Tom could have said this over the phone. He lost his weight, wanted to show off and be on TV again. Jesse v2. Leave, Darcy. Take your baggage with you and leave.

Don't worry. Darcy will always take her baggage.

[Gobi]

Lips that touch botox will never touch Tom's.

[greekmom]

In my best Whoopi Goldberg voice: "Yolanda, you're being catfished girl."

[Eldemarge]

I really wish they'd come up with more Lesbian Couple plot than "This Is Sexay!!!!"   Can we get an actual story next time, TLC?  Thank you.  

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

 

5 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m in the Baltimore area. Let’s Uber.

I’m about 20 minutes from Baltimore so we’re practically neighbors.

 

Get out!  I’m in the Ruxton area. 

[Angry Moldovan]

6 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Do you really think Tom likes her looks or he just tries not to laugh at her so he can stay on the show?

Totes a famewhore

[blubld43]

If Darcy could sit and have an adult conversation with him, things might be different.  But no, she's hurt so now she's playing the wounded little girl.  Honestly she's exhausting.

That's as much luggage as I take for a week.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Does Darcy just inflate her boobs before she goes to see Tom? They look like you could pump them with a tire pump

In the old days, falsies operated on just that principle.

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Do you really think Tom likes her looks or he just tries not to laugh at her so he can stay on the show?

Spoiler

I can’t  wait till he comments on her weight gain.

 

[hookedontv]

Oh for Pete’s sake I’ll pick up the little bear’s undies! Even without Charmin! 

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Get out!  I’m in the Ruxton area. 

I’m south of Baltimore in Anne Arundel county.

[Mrs. Landingham]

The Charmin commercials are just plain mean.

[Archer27]

I don't care about Erica and Stephanie. They are boring.

[Floatingbison]

I totally forgot about Yolanda.  I wonder if she has figured out there's no such thing as "London Airport."

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

In the old days, falsies operated on just that principle.

"Falsies!"   I love it.