90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[kacesq]

Is every episode of the Duggar shitshow one of them popping out a kid?

Now it’s the “lets pretend Colt is incredibly attractive to women” segment.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

I'm late! Hello everyone! Today's my 15th wedding anniversary with my own 90 day fiance. We're not nearly exciting enough to be on the show, but I still love him anyway. At LEAST 55%.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Kalani sobs that marriage should be about love and respect and working things out. Lets see, she sicced her father on her husband, and her rude ass sister, then told him his family were assholes. (his family are assholes, don't get me wrong, but you don't say bad shit to a guy about his mother, no matter how big an asshole she is). She has never been on his side and treats him like a child. I wouldn't want to find Asuelu under my Christmas tree, but she chose him. She married him and had two kids with him. She bears some responsibility. 

Well said Pepper - you should go into politics.   (Don't get mad).

[Zombness]

Glass of wine....now I can face all the grossness that TLC might put of Coltee.

[goofygirl]

Happy Anniversary mamadrama!!

Coltee, dude: you are SUCH a MORON!!!!!  And puleez Jess, throw both your shoes at him simultaneously this time!  I bet Debbie is already popping the popcorn to see THIS shitshow!

Edited August 31, 2020 by goofygirl

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello everyone. 

Like the new pic! 

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And that's just in his basement.

I seriously just tweeted the same thing. Great minds!

[DragonFlyzz]

Why tell her in person?  You’ll just have to duck when the shoes start flying..

Edited August 31, 2020 by DragonFlyzz

[pandaindisguise]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Eight girls in a period of a few weeks - that's even more unbelievable, since he probably hasn't had 8 girls in his life.  Maybe he means cats.  With Debbie.

Could also be counting when he orders coffee or ice cream. 

[magemaud]

The camera really seems to be focusing on Colt’s little baby incisor tonight. 

Is that a butterfly shaped mustache?

Edited August 31, 2020 by magemaud

[Frozendiva]

Colt - the no flowers man.

[mamadrama]

So I think Colt and Vanessa are the real couple and they're just frauding us with Jess to keep him on the show.

[Gobi]

Vanessa is living with you, Coltee. What could possibly go wrong with Jess?

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh look Coltee and Vanessa matchy match with each other and Debs. It’s a plaid thing

Edited August 31, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I have been with my guy for 26 .  He is an Ed, but he doesnt wash his hair with mayo. He is definitely my soul mate

Great pic! Cheers and many more years to both of you! 🥂

[kacesq]

I really hate the term social media. Can’t they use the name of the app?

[Leilani]

Vanessa is wearing Debs flannels and Larissa's eye makeup. She's smart to appeal to both members of that household.

Edited August 31, 2020 by Leilani

[charmed1]

Is that an Accord? When did Coltee get that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is such an asshole. 

Keep it in your pants. Coltee. Gross.

[CSunshine76]

Jess lands in Vegas and Coltee has her meet him at a crazy cat cafe?
And what kind of weird ass greeting was that?

[hula-la]

I was hoping she’d added “collaborate” to her stop, listen. 

[Mr. Miner]

You could tell Vanessa was having a hard time keeping her panties on with Colt that close.

[Leilani]

I prefer flannels to that monstrosity Jess is wearing.

[mmecorday]

Coltee to Jess: You look great. Really great. Like Kimmie Schmidt great. *Plans to make underground bunker*

[Eldemarge]

Oh so Colt just sent pictures of his sad little ween to eight girls.  That is not the same as dating eight girls.  GOD, he is sad.

[kacesq]

If I’m subjected to this fake ass scene in a cat cafe, please show me some cats!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Is that an Accord? When did Coltee get that?

But does it have functioning A/C?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, I think this talk with Colt went well. At this point, Jess won’t care about Vanessa.

[Frozendiva]

Colt, you could at least be discreet.

8 women? Really? 

You are single since Jess is in Chicago.

 

[Granny58]

Coltee sending dick picks!!!😦😦😦

[Floatingbison]

Dick pics?  What did he use, the Hubble telescope?

[kacesq]

Colt really is the master at gaslighting.

[LookABird]

**** pictures of Colt? It's the apocalypse.

[Zombness]

Oh for God's sake....does TLC think we are dumb?  Putting Coltee as a hunk that all women are hot for him 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Dick pics?  What did he use, the Hubble telescope?

Dead-ee

[Doublemint]

I wish a lion would jump out of the back room of the cat cafe onto Coltee.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG did he say dick pics?

 

[Bees52]

Eight?! Really? What's wrong with all those girls? Maybe they think Coltee is rich.

[JennyMominFL]

didnt they only go on like, 3 dates before he went to Brazil?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So blocking someone in the age of social media is a venal sin, I guess?

[Mr. Miner]

I really need to get out of this Pussy Cafe!

[kacesq]

I remain deeply grateful that I dated in the years where blocking was not an option. We just didn’t answer our phones, dammit.

[Granny58]

"We were on a breakl"

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Dick pics?  What did he use, the Hubble telescope?

You win the internet today

[Leilani]

Coltee's boobs are more impressive then his peen, I don't think Jess needs to worry about any of those women falling for something so tiny.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Chickabiddy said:

Is it wrong  that I  just sitting here with baited breath for Tania to to have enough meltdown? Yeah, well, if it is I do t want to be right. 😉😘

Hey, good to see you, @Chickabiddy! Haven't seen you for awhile, missed your snark! Hope all is well! 

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Well said Pepper - you should go into politics.   (Don't get mad).

Hahahaha. A couple of months ago a friend of my son's told me I should run for office, suggesting this slogan--Vote Mama Mostly, Take No Shit, Burn the System to the Ground, Then Get Brunch. But I replied that I would be a terrible office seeker because I'm lazy and short tempered and cry a lot and would tell people to fuck off. This did not diminish her enthusiasm. 

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

OMG did he say dick pics?

 

Every picture of Coltee is a dick pic.

[LucyEth]

Lock Deb in the basement

[Frozendiva]

Jess, Colt and his mother have shown you who they are. His ex Larissa told you who he was. And you still want the chump.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When does Jess meet up with Larissa, so Larissa can say, “I told you so.”