90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mercolleen 7.3k]

Uh ... that lady's brows are not sparse.

[Pondlass1 10.1k]

I can’t stand Brittany’s grainy voice.

[Kiss my mutt 14.0k]

I can kinda see telling your parents if you’re living there and they’ve seen you crying or being angry and they ask whats wrong. The only drawback is your friends and family holding a grudge if you go back with him, which I know I would. 
On another note, Cheesedick sounds less dumb when he speaks Spanish. 

Any creative folks want to come up with a bingo card with all the catchphrases, malaprops and grammar mistakes on this show? Game wouldn’t last very long though. 

[Pepper Mostly 99.0k]

Just now, Zombness said:

How can she change religion in 3 days specially to Islam?   That is ridiculous.....

All you have to do to become a Muslim is say one sentence in Arabic.  

"All that a person has to do is to say a sentence called the Testimony of Faith (Shahada), which is pronounced as:

I testify “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

These Arabic words mean, “There is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and Muhammad is the Messenger (Prophet) of God.”  Once a person says the Testimony of Faith (Shahada) with conviction and understanding its meaning, then he/she has become a Muslim."

Courtesy of Professor Google. Obviously study, prayer, instruction and contemplation are encouraged. But to become Muslim, all you need to do is speak the Testimony of Faith sincerely.  

[greekmom 21.5k]

That creative roots drink is so stupid. If you're kid is underhydrated, give them WATER.

[Toodleoo 8.8k]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

When Yazan’s mother finds out about Brittney’s husband, all hell will break loose. I’m so looking forward to that.

What is the Middle Eastern equivalent of a chancla?

[Andi27 3.8k]

It seems like Yazan believes that by being exposed to Islam, Brittany will be moved to convert. He takes her to the mosque, gives her a Quran to read, and thinks she will have a revelation. Having been in a culture where he is exposed to just one religion as the true way of God, this seems reasonable to him.

He obviously should have told her she had to convert before marriage before she went to Jordan. She obviously should have told him she's still married.

[Mrs. Landingham 5.7k]

Just now, mamadrama said:

I have a thing for dark complected, dark eyed, Middle Eastern men (my tall, blond, British, Ryan Phillippe lookalike husband was a complete anomaly in my life) but I'm not finding Yazan attractive at ALL. His dad, on the other hand... He's at least got that almost-silver fox thing happening.

Same! Some of the most beautiful looking men I’ve encountered in my life were in Middle Eastern countries. Pity we can’t see any of them on this show. 

[magemaud 38.1k]

11 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Thought I was the only one who doesn’t think she is attractive

She’s going to need an implant for that missing incisor 

[tvrox 2.8k]

31 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How are they paying for this apartment?

TLC of course. 

[magemaud 38.1k]

Damn double post. My iPad is possessed 

Edited August 11 by magemaud

[mamadrama 48.2k]

5 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Why does Yazan always look half-dead in his talking heads?

Withdrawal? In between fixes?

[Angry Moldovan 35.8k]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Same! Some of the most beautiful looking men I’ve encountered in my life were in Middle Eastern countries. Pity we can’t see any of them on this show. 

I like my men bland

[sainte-chapelle 35.6k]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yazoo is a shady one, I think he’s Muslim in name only

All he need to do is pull her aside and say "listen you know I love to party, this will be for show only "

[Vandy10 4.4k]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I like my men bland

Well Cheesestick must be right up your alley!

[greekmom 21.5k]

Are we 5 with the pinkie promises?

[Zombness 5.4k]

How would it looked if she became Muslim and then....tells him she is still married??

[Gobi 35.8k]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I like my men bland

I like my women like my coffee: dark and bitter.

Edited August 11 by Gobi

[charmed1 25.0k]

2 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Any creative folks want to come up with a bingo card with all the catchphrases, malaprops and grammar mistakes on this show? Game wouldn’t last very long though

We have one floating around somewhere on here. “I’m giving up everything to come here, My kids mean everything to me, and “Him and I’s relationship” are a few phrases on the card already.

[Mrs. Landingham 5.7k]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All you have to do to become a Muslim is say one sentence in Arabic.  

"All that a person has to do is to say a sentence called the Testimony of Faith (Shahada), which is pronounced as:

I testify “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

These Arabic words mean, “There is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and Muhammad is the Messenger (Prophet) of God.”  Once a person says the Testimony of Faith (Shahada) with conviction and understanding its meaning, then he/she has become a Muslim."

Courtesy of Professor Google. Obviously study, prayer, instruction and contemplation are encouraged. But to become Muslim, all you need to do is speak the Testimony of Faith sincerely.  

Nerd alert: I studied International Relations with a concentration in Middle Eastern politics and culture and you are correct. You repeat that line three times and that’s it. 

[Kiss my mutt 14.0k]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Why does Yazan always look half-dead in his talking heads?

Opium? 

[For Cereals 8.1k]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

That creative roots drink is so stupid. If you're kid is underhydrated, give them WATER.

I didn’t know what it was at first...nut water based on the mascots?

[Angry Moldovan 35.8k]

Just now, Vandy10 said:

Well Cheesestick must be right up your alley!

His red hair is far too espicey for me

[DEL901 14.6k]

7 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

 

Edited August 11 by DEL901

[sainte-chapelle 35.6k]

Just now, Vandy10 said:

Well Cheesestick must be right up your alley!

I don't think he is up anyone's alley....his girlfriend must have issues

[Toodleoo 8.8k]

HAHAHHA MamaDeavan talks into the translator JUST LIKE Deavan.  Lawd

[Pepper Mostly 99.0k]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

That creative roots drink is so stupid. If you're kid is underhydrated, give them WATER.

And besides, didn't everyone see the "Adam Ruins Everything" episode about "hydration"? Its a crock, mostly. 

Just now, Vandy10 said:

Well Cheesestick must be right up your alley!

I see what you did there. 

Just now, charmed1 said:

We have one floating around somewhere on here. “I’m giving up everything to come here, My kids mean everything to me, and “Him and I’s relationship” are a few phrases on the card already.

I think I did one, if I did its in the Small Talk thread. I've gathered up a bunch of tropes for a second one, I just need to get motivated. 

[Auntie Anxiety 49.1k]

Wonder how many cats and dogs peed in that sandbox. Sure, Drucilla, lay down in it and pour it on yourself.

[Angry Moldovan 35.8k]

I only like Jihoon dad. That’s it 

[DEL901 14.6k]

Can’t sorry about the earlier post.   Can’t seem to delete it.  
 

Re Brit and converting, so far, her main objection is the need to wash her face 5 times a day before praying.   Wait til she learns more about what is expected from a proper Muslim wife.  

[Mrs. Landingham 5.7k]

Jihoon’s dad is so wholesome. 

[goofygirl 10.7k]

Does dingleberry Deavan understand that apartment is an air bnb and they have it for a MONTH ONLY????  I mean, these people MOVE around a LOT!  You can just see the wheels turning in Jihoon's head.... Like what now?

And you are not spoiled at ALL are you Deavan??  Your Mom NEVER spoiled your bratty ass, now did she? The grandparents can stay back a little, just leave the credit card!

[greekmom 21.5k]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I only like Jihoon dad. That’s it 

ditto

[sainte-chapelle 35.6k]

I hate to say it but Deavan is right, Jihoon is spoiled and his parents enable him

[kacesq 28.5k]

I hate Deavan’s mom. You didn’t raise such a prize there either, Elicia.

[Bees52 2.2k]

Hey Deaven, sorry to say this but, Jihoon needs his parents to make him step up.

[Gobi 35.8k]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don't think he is up anyone's alley....his girlfriend must have issues

He was up someone's alley, that's why Melyza's family is mad at him.

[Zombness 5.4k]

Jihoon's  mom is the enabler....because of her Jihoons is the way he is,  a Toy For Us Kid.

[Vandy10 4.4k]

Jihoon’s mom is not here for Deavan. 

[Pepper Mostly 99.0k]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Nerd alert: I studied International Relations with a concentration in Middle Eastern politics and culture and you are correct. You repeat that line three times and that’s it. 

You have much more authority than I! I read "Ali and Nino" when I was very young, it made an impression. India is one of my things so I've learned a lot about the various religions there in my literary travels. 

[Leilani 6.6k]

I thought Jihoon said 'my fart'  and not actually my 'fault'. 🤣

[Auntie Anxiety 49.1k]

Second week in a row that I’m convinced that Jihoon is going to change his ways and become the model husband and father.

[KelseyNikki614 4.6k]

Wow Jihoon can run fast. Far superior running to Pole and Coltee

[kacesq 28.5k]

Wow. What a cliffhanger. The brat runs off. I can’t hardly wait. 

[LucyEth 18.4k]

OMG I hope Drascilla is okay

[magemaud 38.1k]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 

HAHAHHA MamaDeavan talks into the translator JUST LIKE Deavan.  Lawd

 

That translator device looks like they’re talking to a bar of soap 

[Gobi 35.8k]

Go, go Druzilla!

[mmecorday 26.9k]

I was hoping for more comedy gold from the translator.

Goodnight, all. I have work to do before I can go to bed, but at least at home I get to drink wine while I work!

[Leilani 6.6k]

Love that Pillow  Talk is on right after the main show.

[For Cereals 8.1k]

Just now, LucyEth said:

OMG I hope Drascilla is okay

Meh...just kidding a little bit