Jump to content
Forums forums
PRIMETIMER
OnceSane

90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

Recommended Posts

Lana is thinking: how much money can I pawn this ring for? 

  • Like 5
  • Laugh 2

Share this post


Link to post

I hate this smug bastard and I hope she takes the ring off and chucks it under the nosegear of a 777 and TLC films it getting crushed and sends an endlessly looping gif of it to David and cc’s Sergei.

  • Like 2
  • Laugh 7

Share this post


Link to post

Lana is going to go home, throw that shitty ring on the floor and then will take a very hot, disinfecting shower.

  • Like 11
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

Lana’s answer: “No thanks, I’d rather shit in my hand then clap.”

Oh cripes, she said yes. David, you gigantic old fool, this means nothing. 

I see more nephew hockey games in the future the next time David comes to visit. 

 

  • Like 7
  • Laugh 4

Share this post


Link to post
3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

"Will you marry me"?    She'll take the ring and run - but it's not a diamond!

She’s thinking oh yeah I fleeced the fool, but wig gets the last laugh because the ring is a cheap Cz. Hahaha mmmmmmmmmmmm mmm

  • Like 4
  • Laugh 8
  • Surprise 1

Share this post


Link to post

Why don’t you stamp “Property of David “ on her forehead you stupid twit.

  • Like 10
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

Who now will manage the stress of Nephew Lana’s hockey games? Who?!

  • Like 7
  • Laugh 2

Share this post


Link to post

"I don't know how I'll tell my family that I'm engaged. What will my husband and son think?"

  • Like 7
  • Useful 1
  • Laugh 16
  • Surprise 1

Share this post


Link to post
1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Speaking of eggs.  James Patterson wrote in his book:

“His penis in particular. One of his accusers is quoted in the book describing it as “very tiny.” Another told police that he “has some sort of birth defect — on his thing.” She went on: “It’s like a teardrop. Like a drop of water. It’s really fat at the bottom and skinny at the top.” Another called it “egg-shaped.”

 

  • Laugh 4
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post

Be quiet or I’ll shut my laptop off!

lol

  • Like 1
  • Laugh 8

Share this post


Link to post
1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Lana doesn’t look the slightest bit sad David is leaving.   

She's not. 

  • Like 3
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

Shiiiiiiiiit I might need to watch the full 10 hours of the tell all

  • Like 5
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post

Lana is hoping that either David has tons of money, or he runs up a huge tab on the site and won't talk to her any more.

  • Like 3
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

Byeeeee, thanks for the distraction from everything, keep safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Like 9
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

Kiss my grits, TLC, for putting this slice of shit in between us and Pillow Talk.

  • Like 10

Share this post


Link to post

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Lana is hoping that either David has tons of money, or he runs up a huge tab on the site and won't talk to her any more.

Third option:  He falls out of the plane.

  • Like 1
  • Laugh 7

Share this post


Link to post
2 minutes ago, Vandy10 said:

Be quiet or I’ll shut my laptop off!

lol

Its a CYBER FLOUNCE! Bet Erika was shaking in her shoes. 

  • Like 6
  • Laugh 2

Share this post


Link to post

I will be up for Pillow talk, I have half a bottle of wine left.

 

  • Like 4
  • Laugh 4

Share this post


Link to post
7 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Speaking of eggs.  James Patterson wrote one his book:

“His penis in particular. One of his accusers is quoted in the book describing it as “very tiny.” Another told police that he “has some sort of birth defect — on his thing.” She went on: “It’s like a teardrop. Like a drop of water. It’s really fat at the bottom and skinny at the top.” Another called it “egg-shaped.”

OMG, I'm trying to brace myself to watch this.  I don't know if I can 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post

Good night everyone. Keep safe, in every way. My heart is with all my peeps in Minneapolis and elsewhere. 

  • Like 13

Share this post


Link to post

Good night all, practice social dyslexia.

  • Like 4
  • Laugh 3

Share this post


Link to post

I'm DONE! No really, I'm gonna eat a snack and finish my wine, then get up in bed. Y'all have a good week and stay safe!  You guys make me laugh!

  • Like 12
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post
17 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Next week?

Of course! I’m TLC’s bitch but at least I admit it.

  • Like 3
  • Laugh 6

Share this post


Link to post

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

Don’t worry  Varya, Geoffrey will console himself with Mary while you’re gone. 

Yes he will!  She is waiting at home with the real diamond ring, not the CZ one he had made for Varya.

51 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good night everyone. Keep safe, in every way. My heart is with all my peeps in Minneapolis and elsewhere. 

Thank you and good night.  I am in a suburb of Minneapolis and it. Is. Nuts.  We have a curfew, people are being asked to not put garbage cans out until morning in case people want to vandalize and tip them over, LOTS more patrols up and down our quiet street.

Edited by Mrs. Hanson
  • Like 9
  • Surprise 1
  • Sad 3

Share this post


Link to post

I'm here, practising social dysphoria.

  • Like 1
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

Auntie Anxiety, reporting for snark duty.

Robert seems ecstatic over the thought of yet another kid.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post

I want to snark but Bryson is too cute. I'm guessing Robert and Anny's baby is going to be real cute too. And good work on the trap baby Anny

Share this post


Link to post

Credit to Robert for knowing that your eyes have to be protected.

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why isn’t Robert doing some delivery work?

He would do better with uber eats

Share this post


Link to post

Will Porn Star Grandma be at the gender reveal?

  • Useful 1
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

Robert, I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a gender reveal is at this point. Things must be rough if Robert is explaining things to us. 

  • Laugh 5

Share this post


Link to post

Snarkers slowly trickling in tonight? Surely there’s nothing better to do and watching the news can wait.

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Customize font-size