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"We thought you would enjoy the key party!"

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1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He’s 28 years old! Why the fuck are you fighting so hard to keep him under your roof, Ron?

Free labour. I bet they are one late payment away from losing the farm

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"We thought you would enjoy the key party!"

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I'm just waiting for Ron to stroke out. His eyeballs were practically bulging out of his head. 

What parent would talk that way to his son? "You are a useless loser who can't even wipe your own shitty ass! What do you know about anything? You can barely tie your shoes!" Jesus Christ. 

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10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cigarettes used to be my best friend. I went cold turkey in 1985.

How were you able to do it cold turkey? I don’t smoke but I imagine it must have been hard. 

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1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

If he stays in VA, Asuelo won't eat him. And Mike won't grab him.

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*Also, I had to pre-censor myself, to save The Overlords the trouble. Political GIFs must stay on my social media, sadly.

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I do not want to see Libby, Andrei, or the rest of her family ever again. 

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Did Brandon also live at home during college?  (I guess the first question is if Brandon went to college?)  That's where you move off-campus and learn some of these life skills such as paying utility bills.

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Asuelo gets more repulsive every scene, especially when he flips back and forth between idiot and stud.

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OH MY GOD!!!  WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THEM HAVING SEX?????

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14 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

...Angela no longer smokes?

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Just now, Emmeline said:

I do not want to see Libby, Andrei, or the rest of her family anymore!  

I don't like anyone on this season except for Yara's baby. It's fun snarking on these people but sometimes I would like somebody to root for.

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What parent would talk that way to his son? "You are a useless loser who can't even wipe your own shitty ass! What do you know about anything? You can barely tie your shoes!" Jesus Christ. 

If that was my dad talking to me I'd move into the first decent trailer I could find...or advertise for a room in someone's house...or something.

Talk about being verbally abusive...is it true that his other kids don't speak to him?

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Just when the old farm Dad turns 70, the son bails, that's got to be annoying for them! They only prepared him for this life :(

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Oh my god. I can’t watch Asuelu making sex noises. I’m going to fold my laundry.

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 I couldn’t wait until my sons moved out. But then again, I alsways thought that my job was to raise my sons into independent, productive human beings, unlike the Betty & Ron model

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And she has to tell him not to touch the fire 🤦‍♀️

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10 minutes ago, endure said:

Ya just don't expect so much drama on the farm!

 

10 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Betty…they didn’t invite those people…you did. Betty made it about Betty now she is all butt hurt. No. Respect their feelings.

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Kalani must have been drunk when she gave her virginity to Asuleu.

Or desperate.

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So two people who really don't drink were swigging a lot of booze straight out of the bottle, and they're not hungover?    Asuelu's hat looks like the one kid's on Fat Albert cartoons.

I'm wondering if they were swilling tea or something.   

Why did Kalani say that?    I didn't want to know any of that. 

I'm guessing that just as with all of the 'reality' shows, Christmas and Thanksgiving are not even close to the real dates.    They just fake it for the cameras. 

There is no way the production company is going to pay for overtime, to have filming around a holiday. 

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assholeu learning how to communicate. Hahahaha. Not in this century, dear.

Kalani is homeschooling him, like Angela.

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Asuelo trying to make the fire bigger by blowing on it...it is a gas fire pit.

Baby, ugh. She says it in the most grating voice too.

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I just can't with this dim bulb. Kalani you knew he was an idiot when you married him, you are stuck with a 3rd child.

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1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

My dinner is almost ready.

No Swiss Chalet tonight?

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1 hour ago, OoogleEyes said:

IKR? It's so creepy since he appears to have the eq of a 12 year old. 

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1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Asuelu got pink eye from whatever sex they were having.

Butt stuff?

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STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, STOP!

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Let's see... Kalani: STOP BREASTFEEDING  Asuleu: START MASTURBATING

There you go!

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3 minutes ago, endure said:

Just when the old farm Dad turns 70, the son bails, that's got to be annoying for them! They only prepared him for this life :(

How much younger is Betty?

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‘Eyes like the pussycat and the cow’.

We should all take pointers from the articulate Asuelo.

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he wont masturbate?

Damn girl...He needs to learn to self sooth

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So Kalani is a big fan of saying "you always" and "you never", which is the first thing you learn not to say if you're really interested in improving communication with someone. 

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Just now, goofygirl said:

Let's see... Kalani: STOP BREASTFEEDING  Asuleu: START MASTURBATING

There you go!

You know he is in the "playroom" or whatever she called it. 

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I guess he really is a big, dumb animal who just needs to have sex every day and then he'll be agreeable.   Sad, but nothing else is going on upstairs but horny feelings.  No other thoughts.

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Well, they came up with a safe word for conversations.

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1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I feel brain cells dying every time Asuelu talks. 

 

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I just can't with this dim bulb. Kalani you knew he was an idiot when you married him, you are stuck with a 3rd child.

 

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Samoans everywhere must be so proud.

 

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I think he’s stupid

 

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Kalani is homeschooling him, like Angela.

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