90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Doublemint said:

This whole thing was reenacted a week or so after the surgery.   No way did she go to a hotel the day of the surgery.

She doesn’t even compare to how messy Larissa was. I smell shenanigans too

[tvrox]

Those balloons are about to bonk Natalie on the head! 

Natalie is showing that dog more affection than she has ever shown Mike. 

[Hotel Snarker]

OK, I'm dying laughing at them shoving Natalie in the back seat.

[Angry Moldovan]

Any place my mama is..... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Grifter Lives]

Is Extreme Sisters losing HEA's audience so that TLC needs to advertise Kenny & Armando.  

I turn away, and I don't come back, even though I faithfully watched I Love a Mama's Boy and sMothered and Sister Wives.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Someone on 90 days actually has a good lawyer?! Wow. 

Chuck is probably paying the bill.

[mmecorday]

She's got the Greg Brady bead curtains! W00T!

[DNR]

Let’s see how many insults Natalie can dish !

Uh Natalie .... you know you’re with Mike for a child .. and YOURE ODD!

Edited May 24, 2021 by DNR
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[Hotel Snarker]

That house is an absolute nightmare.

[GrammyPammy]

Look! Trish has the same interior decorator as Ron and Betty!

[Armchair Critic]

Snazzy? If you like the bad part of the 1970's...

[Grifter Lives]

Natalie is a 34-year old who gets gifts of teddy bears or unicorns.  She's not much different from Mullet and the piggybanks. 

Mullet would have been able to break one open to pay for the SeaTac hotel.

[Frozendiva]

Natalie has never seen anything like all those piggy banks.

[Pepper Mostly]

My goodness, isn't Momma a gracious hostess? "Well, go on and siddown!"

[Mrs. Hanson]

Omg....the decor....and pigs!

So the baby will live in Seattle but you have a crib?

[Hotel Snarker]

I’d burn Mike’s mother's house down if I had to live in there for even a day.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Look! Trish has the same interior decorator as Ron and Betty!

Seems slightly less hoarded.  And a whole bunch less animal piss on the carpets, I'm sure!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nutalie, Mike Will ALWAYS pick his mother, so get with the program or you can pack your knives and go.

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I'm falling asleep - when is something going to happen?

Uh never. 

[Suzywriter]

Natalie is spot on about the mother in law wanting a grandchild enough that "Even from Natalie would work". 🤣
 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

She's got the Greg Brady bead curtains! W00T!

I yearned for those, when I was 13. 

So, they're just sitting there and shoveling down cake? these people are so weird. 

[tvrox]

Natalie could not look more unhappy! 

[Mr. Miner]

Mike and his mama are lame AF!

[Hotel Snarker]

Ew, it’s kind of creepy how he calls her “Mommy”.

[goofygirl]

And.... they're OFF!!  Too much chocolate... Too much Mom.... Too much COUNTRY.... No Babies... My career... (which is WHAT exactly?)

Mom's REEEAALL impressed.

Go on Grangela.... We know you gotta smoke a cigarette!!!

 

And nighty nite friends.  You guys make me laugh!! Have a great week and be careful!

Edited May 24, 2021 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

Is Natalie on drugs?

[Straycat80]

I like how Natalie pronounces Sequim as Scream. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Mike and Trish:  "Let's see how many inside jokes we can crack and make tired Natalie even more left out!!"

[Floatingbison]

I loved the 70s.  I love open beam construction, interior rock walls, and track lighting.  It's the way I was raised.

[mmecorday]

Natalie was a journalist and an actress? Huh?

[tvrox]

Weird sign to have over the bed, wow. 

[Suzywriter]

Trish, have you seen any kind of website, magazine, tv show, anything later than 1980?? That house....that hair...my goodness, she's preserved. 

[Grifter Lives]

Home means Mom.  Mom means Home.

Coltee and Brandon have that same sign over their headboards, too.

[OoogleEyes]

Where's the butter, Trish??

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Mike and his mama are lame AF!

No wonder he settled for Natalie, first he is lazy and second who else wants to deal with him and mama.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is Natalie on drugs?

Her eyes look extra psychotic tonight

[Hotel Snarker]

Nobody would feel comfortable in the house of their MIL after she tried to stop you guys from getting married.

[Suzywriter]

The pig collection is straight out of a horror movie.

[Mr. Miner]

So, she don’t like your mom’s shithole. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Pepper Mostly]

She's not a fan of how Natalie acted? Sweet tap dancing Jesus. Natalie is nutty as an Almond Joy but she made a fuss over the dog, admired the knickknacks, and tried to converse. What was she supposed to do?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I loved the 70s.  I love open beam construction, interior rock walls, and track lighting.  It's the way I was raised.

Yay, Bison is in da house!

[Frozendiva]

The guest room was grim.

[mmecorday]

Well, good night, guys. See you next Sunday for more silliness.

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm confused. Why smash the doors off the fridge instead of just... removing the fridge?

[Grifter Lives]

Piggy banks and altar candelabras rural Oklahoma.  I'd run out of that room, screaming.  Is that an alien-worship thing?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

The pig collection is straight out of a horror movie.

The walls have eyes!

[Straycat80]

Angie had to get a breast reduction so she can breathe easier, and then smokes a cigarette. smh. 

[Suzywriter]

If I were Julia, I would hope that envelope had a ticket back home. Go go dance again, in a friendly place. 

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We just wanted someone with great energy! You can always get people with skills. My boss is a whirlwind, she's on tons of committees and teaches and does research and travels (well, she did, and she will again) and is always invited to give talks at places. She really just wants someone with good, can-do energy who can work independently and shine on whatever gets thrown her way. We met two people and liked them both. Made one offer, she turned us down (I was shocked, its a REALLY good job) so we'll go with the other, pending references. Someone who's confident and kind. good luck!

Thank you! Helpful :). 

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I loved the 70s.  I love open beam construction, interior rock walls, and track lighting.  It's the way I was raised.

I love 70's music and a lot of the pop culture. But Mike's mother ain't it.