90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[hookedontv]

Is Brandon hammered? 

[Mr. Miner]

It would be cool if the waiter punched Brandon in the face.

[My Girls]

I think Brandon's a little drunk

[Suzywriter]

Are they speaking Dutch?

[Boston]

Watch some Extreme Sisters.. that will make you know you have a really, really normal life.. (i watched it to get myself off news - pukefest).  again, Happy days to you

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

South African language is cool. 

So I looked it up because I like to know what language people are speaking and I found out that Zulu is the most spoken at 23% followed by Xhosa at 16% and then Afrikaans at 14%. English was only at 9.5% I have no idea what they were speaking.

[Gobi]

Can you fit a refrigerator on the back of a motorcycle? Asking for a friend.

[TazDevil]

Fuck you Brandon.  Julia's English is better than your Russian.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow Brandon is an asshole. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon looks like he’d like to blow up everytime Julia says she loves this place.

[Frozendiva]

Julia couldn't take any ESL courses or anything all this time?

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Are they speaking Dutch?

Afrikaans

South Africa used be a Dutch colony

Edited May 3, 2021 by TazDevil
why it sounds similar to Dutch

[LucyEth]

Does Julia think they can live in Vegas and lay by a pool all day drinking and then going out for dinner

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon is so loaded. He needs to stop now or he’ll be sleeping on the floor. He is acting just like dear old dad, right?

[Angry Moldovan]

Ahem, she doesn’t have to speak English to work the poles in vegas 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Julia will definitely be able to get a job dancing with her English skills.  

[Floatingbison]

Ronald's a pro--letting a juicy one rip in a casino is probably frowned upon.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Those who hate the Oscar Meyer commercial, I will have you know that I have seen the Weinermobile *on the road* 9 times, and have been inside of it twice. It is my favorite ridiculously shaped vehicle. The Peepmobile is my second favorite. 

I've applied three times to be a summer Weinermobile driver, but OM has not selected me yet. :(

 

Its their loss! 

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

You did good! I have made $32 over 5 years. 

I've been on Rakuten for maybe 15 years. I've made over $1200 back, all told.

Just now, hookedontv said:

Is Brandon hammered? 

He's been sucking down Long Island Iced Teas all day. 

Oh my god, he's attacking her English skills! WHAT A DOUCHENOZZLE. Her English is very good. He's belittling and diminishing her and trying to make her feel small. You're her husband, you fucking gaslighting troll. Support her. 

[Eldemarge]

Brandon is so plain-faced, I can't even imagine him when I close my eyes.  He's the PLAINEST.

[mmecorday]

Brandon, English is hard. Give her a break.

[brillia79]

 Brandon never intends for Julia to leave the farm. Ever.

He’s an asshole too.

[Hotel Snarker]

Julia doesn’t speak English? Ummm... Fairly certain her English is better than your Russian. What a jerk thing to say.

Brandon is the most condescending piece of shit. He is so dismissive and cruel to Julia. She should dump his sorry ass.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I think Brandon's a little drunk shit.

FTFY.

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Three times already! At first I thought they were saying “meow” and it was a commercial for cat food. And what’s with the uniforms? They look like Czar Nicholas’s army 

It matches the upholstery in the Weinermobile. Really.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Fuck you Brandon.  Julia's English is better than your Russian.

I would love for her to say fuck you brandon, I won’t do what you tell me

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

So I looked it up because I like to know what language people are speaking and I found out that Zulu is the most spoken at 23% followed by Xhosa at 16% and then Afrikaans at 14%. English was only at 9.5% I have no idea what they were speaking.

Zulu and Xhosa are indigenous languages. The white population speaks English or Afrikaans.

[sainte-chapelle]

Brandon is hammered and has quite the mean streak. He doesn’t want her to be successful, he wants her under the family thumb scooping shit. There is a difference between being realistic and being rude.

[Frozendiva]

Brandon will never let Julia outshine him or have any kind of success or decent job. She'll walk out.

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, the Australian twins who share the same boyfriend are so sick!

[brillia79]

Since when is getting a job and moving out of your parents house being “too much of a dreamer?”

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Julia doesn’t speak English? Ummm... Fairly certain her English is better than your Russian. What a jerk thing to say.

Brandon is the most condescending piece of shit. He is so dismissive and cruel to Julia. She should dump his sorry ass.

Brandon has no dreams because he has no imagination. He sprays pests, that’s it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Julia doesn’t speak English? Ummm... Fairly certain her English is better than your Russian. What a jerk thing to say.

Brandon is the most condescending piece of shit. He is so dismissive and cruel to Julia. She should dump his sorry ass.

He wants to keep her on the farm, that's why. She'll feel that she can't do anything else. 

God, just looking at his rabbity, weasel face fills me with rage. I'd smack him in the face with a champagne bottle. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julia could work as an wedding planner for Russians who live in the States now. Crazy, yes?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Brandon is hammered and has quite the mean streak. He doesn’t want her to be successful, he wants her under the family thumb scooping shit. There is a difference between being realistic and being rude.

Can you IMAGINE if Julia got a good career going and made more money than him?  Oooooh he would not be nice to live with.

[tvrox]

54 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I mean, really. What an embarrassment for that medical office. 
But they agreed to take on Angela the beast so integrity is not high on their priorities.  

Yeah I wouldn't go within 10 feet of that doctor's office. 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I would love for her to say fuck you brandon, I won’t do what you tell me

Mens do not control me

[Hotel Snarker]

 

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, he's attacking her English skills! WHAT A DOUCHENOZZLE. Her English is very good. He's belittling and diminishing her and trying to make her feel small. You're her husband, you fucking gaslighting troll. Support her. 

Damn, man. This is getting painful to watch him emotionally abuse her in this way. He’s a sadistic, condescending, controlling, horrible human. My god, I’m really appalled and literally got sick to my stomach. This. Is. Abusive.

[Boston]

4 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Does Julia think they can live in Vegas and lay by a pool all day drinking and then going out for dinner

When i was younger, I WOULD.. that would be my fantasy

[Angry Moldovan]

7 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Happy Anniversary Twopper!

Happy Anniversary!!

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Can you IMAGINE if Julia got a good career going and made more money than him?  Oooooh he would not be nice to live with.

She would be too mach feminist sexy for him

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Brandon has no dreams because he has no imagination. He sprays pests, that’s it.

Why hasn't he sprayed his parents?

[Frozendiva]

What was that Oscar Meyer commercial? Not yum.

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Mens do not control me

I am going to put that on a pillow, it is my most favorite quote ever!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Damn, man. This is getting painful to watch him emotionally abuse her in this way. He’s a sadistic, condescending, controlling, horrible human. My god, I’m really appalled and literally got sick to my stomach. This. Is. Abusive.

It’s what he grew up with, I’m sure.

[Suzywriter]

Brandon has "future abusive spouse" written all over him. He's a monster. 
She sure bumped down expectations when she married him.

[tvrox]

57 minutes ago, Gobi said:

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Josh Duggar was arrested for child porn.

 

Horrific. I hope TLC is ashamed. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Boston said:

When i was younger, I WOULD.. that would be my fantasy

Mine too but with Bingo and free donuts in the morning.  It will be sad to see all the buffets gone...

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Damn, man. This is getting painful to watch him emotionally abuse her in this way. He’s a sadistic, condescending, controlling, horrible human. My god, I’m really appalled and literally got sick to my stomach. This. Is. Abusive.

I worked with a guy who got a mail order asian bride because he thought that American women were too opinionated and figured she would be submissive. After they married she moved her mother here and they both made his life hell and spent all his money. 😂 Brandon better watch out or karma may get him too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Libby still goes with the rolled R in Andrrrrrrei. It’s so ridiculous already. 

[Boston]

Andddrrei:  I want to pound Chuck into the ground..

(this is what i hear when he talks and what i think is going to happen).. amen