90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Eldemarge]

So now that Mike is married, he is pretending that he isn't.  Why am I not surprised.

[mmecorday]

Watching Natalie and Mike together is like watching one of those screwball comedies from the 1940s, only not.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I would love to go away for a few days and stay in a hotel. Sigh.

[kacesq]

This, is. So. Exciting.

[TazDevil]

Isn't Mike a store manager?  

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie seems.....bigger. Must be that mountain life and eating carrots in the corner.

[Emmeline]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I don’t know what look she’s going for...it’s very Private Benjamin during the wedding

That was a good movie.  I’ve been watching some older ones lately.  I’ll have to look for that.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike is talking to her like she's his cousin's friend who doesn't know anyone at the party so he's been drafted to entertain her. And he sucks at small talk. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Mike is a fat turd, end of

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Pillow Talk is finally back! And there's Kenny & Armando! I like this couple, even though Kenny is kind of a diva sometimes.

On TLC not Discovery Plus?! Yay!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

So now that Mike is married, he is pretending that he isn't.  Why am I not surprised.

He must have gone to the Jovi School of Marriage.  

[For Cereals]

Ugh tablet has no juice.  Doing this on the phone is no goodeee...

[Grifter Lives]

Mike's pupils were really dialated in that interview.  Crying or stoned, like the bachelor party and the one-night stand with Sarah?

[Frozendiva]

A lot of women do like seeing a ring on a dude's hand - that way they can say bye bye and not put up with a bunch of lies if he forgets he is married. Some jobs you can't wear a ring, but you can do so after work.

[Doublemint]

Just now, kacesq said:

This, is. So. Exciting.

NOT

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would love a week in a hotel.

Spent a few nights in VT at a hotel and it was nice to get away. Stayed in a suite and felt like it was preparing me for assisted living.

[kacesq]

Oh yes Natalie...more ultimatums! 

Why does this ridiculous commercial for Downey sound like she’s singing “haush haush baby...”?

grrr.

[Frozendiva]

Mike's face is looking really red on my screen.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I, for one, don’t really need to go on Grangie’s weight loss journey. Wonder what her eating plan is.

I only want to see weight loss journeys that involve Dr. Now

Why does she have to go to California for the surgery? Dr. Proctor, who did one of the Slaton sister’s weight loss surgery, is right in Georgia. 

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Single Life is much better then this regurgitated snooze fest.

Method to their madness, put all the good stuff on Discovery Plus so they make money on the app.  Leave the boring things on TLC.  

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Does this show get brand new to the franchise viewers? Because the rest of us just saw all this nonsense.

[SunnyBeBe]

With Michael and Natalie....no sympathy for either.  Both were well aware of the fiasco of a marriage.  Stop insulting me.....go away....no interest.  Not even as interesting as Angela and her obesity struggle. 

[Leilani]

Natalie still sounds like she's storing stuffing for next Thanksgiving in her cheeks.  How is she an actress with this clenched jaw.

 Oh joy the gigantic notfications still havent' been fixed.

Edited April 26, 2021 by Leilani

[Gobi]

Truly, Mike and Nutalie are soulmates. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would love a week in a hotel.

Oh me too. I wouldn't do anything different than what I'm doing now--lying around, complaining, and watching Netflix. But I wouldn't have to clean or do dishes. Totally worth it. 

I have a hazy plan to renovate my bathroom sometime this fall. I would cheerfully stay in a hotel while its happening. 

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

On TLC not Discovery Plus?! Yay!

When does it start?

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I'd be hurt, angry and beyond embarrassed that my fiance bailed on the wedding day.

That happened to a lady lawyer I know.  It wasn't the day of the wedding, but the groom bailed just days for the wedding.

This happened to my mother's friend who later became a lawyer.  He just didn't show up at the church.   She lived to 100, but she was still talking about being jilted 75 years after it happened.  I was interviewed for an article about her career after she died, and I did not mention it. 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Mike's pupils were really dialated in that interview.  Crying or stoned, like the bachelor party and the one-night stand with Sarah?

[sainte-chapelle]

Not watching yet but reading the snark it looks like I am not missing too much

[Hangin Out]

5 minutes ago, Leilani said:

In the early days Michael called her Miss America, now he calls her Baby Jane.

He’s a DUD and she’s a wannabe actress.  She’s so talented.

 

6 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Watching Michael and Natalie makes me ill:(

Me either.  She thinks she’s sooo sexy.  Does she have a speech impediment?  Why does she talk thru her teeth?  Open your mouth bitch.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Spent a few nights in VT at a hotel and it was nice to get away. Stayed in a suite and felt like it was preparing me for assisted living.

I’d be okay with that

[TazDevil]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Method to their madness, put all the good stuff on Discovery Plus so they make money on the app.  Leave the boring things on TLC.  

You forgot the air quotes around "good stuff".  There's a new topic in the Spinoffs thread for "Foody Call".  They're just coming up with crazy shit now to see what people's actual limits for crap tv are!

[Gobi]

Just now, LucyEth said:

When does it start?

Tonight at 11:00.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Why does she have to go to California for the surgery? Dr. Proctor, who did one of the Slaton sister’s weight loss surgery, is right in Georgia. 

I want Dr Now. Grangie has made some shady promo deal in Cali, I’m sure of it

 

[Floatingbison]

I have high hopes for Ronalds segment!  I'll be in 90 Day heaven if we get a "m'boy."

[Boston]

9 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Watching Michael and Natalie makes me ill:(

you mean vomitous.. we're all there

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Leilani said:

 

Natalie still sounds like she's storing stuffing for next Thanksgiving in her cheeks.  How is she an actress with this clenched jaw

 

She’s a bad actress. Period.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Why does she have to go to California for the surgery? Dr. Proctor, who did one of the Slaton sister’s weight loss surgery, is right in Georgia. 

Winter de La Familia Chantel also visited a reality-show surgeon in Atlanta.  But, Angela has the same agent as Mama June, and she is using the same network, I believe.

May we never see her on Sonobello commercials.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

He must have gone to the Jovi School of Marriage.  

[kacesq]

My mother insists on switching to the Oscars and she knows none of the younger stars. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mike's face is looking really red on my screen.

He looks like he is one double cheeseburger away from a heart attack. He does not look ruddy and windblown and sun kissed. He looks red faced and sweaty and breathless. 

Edited April 26, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Tonight at 11:00.

Thanks!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Not watching yet but reading the snark it looks like I am not missing too much

I am soooo bored I am flipping between this and Cadet Kelly on Disney.

No lie. It's pathetic. 

[Floatingbison]

oh you're fucking kidding me.. . 

 

Andreeiiii's in real estate.

Edited April 26, 2021 by Floatingbison

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Why does she have to go to CA?  I’m sure there are bariatric surgeons in GA.

Probably got a deal through TLC. 

[Doublemint]

OK - the Heinz commercial with the kid eating a burger in the car oozing all over the place,  no - not in my car..

[Arynm]

How can they have Mike and Natalie on, they don't even seem to like each other.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Boston said:

you mean vomitous.. we're all there

[DragonFlyzz]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Watching Natalie and Mike together is like watching one of those screwball comedies from the 1940s, only not.

Yeah.  Like His Gal No Day. 😁

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

He’s a DUD and she’s a wannabe actress.  She’s so talented.

 

Me either.  She thinks she’s sooo sexy.  Does she have a speech impediment?  Why does she talk thru her teeth?  Open your mouth bitch.

TV has made her head so big.  I'm a little older than her and i can show you a picture.  Stupid fat-ass bitch  (heading to confession)