90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Mswldflwr said:

So Tom got blocked on all avenues to contact Darcey so he has no other choice but to go see her in person.  Did he ever actually consider calling her from a different phone number?  Idiot.

 

Or taking the hint and staying away....

[LennieBriscoe]

3 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Was Lisa raised in a barn?  She makes no pleasentries, doesn’t make eye contact with his mother, doesn’t smile or speak to her directly with him interpreting. No social or professional graces. 
 

Even the goats were like, "Manners!"

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Why don't they quarantine Yolanda and David together in Vegas.  I am pretty sure they will make an awesome couple.

 

Because he is one of those who thinks they entitled to a young hot supermodel type and would never give a woman in his own age range a chance.  

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Usman thinks BGL is rich and plane tickets are no issue.  

My bad.  I forgot, she is a doctor and therefore rich.  

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Usman thinks BGL is rich and plane tickets are no issue.  

Well, she is a doctor you know.

[firefly]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Lots of is are going to come out of quarantine looking like Lisa

She is such a trendsetter!

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I saw Ratt in concert with Bon Jovi 😍 back in the (I feel old) 80's

Jealous!

[HappyDancex2]

How long has Baby Girl Visa been there that her roots are that bad?!   I love how Usman thinks she is going to change.  Good luck with the Soja.   On top of all of that I cannot stand the staccato nature by which she speaks with zero inflection.

Hey Y'all

[Meowwww]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I bought a box colour. It did the trick.

I ordered a highlighting hat thing (you pull hair through the holes with a giant hook) and hair bleach from amazon.  I have over an inch of dark roots but I’m not yet brave enough to subject my scalp to the pain of the hook.  

[Toodleoo]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

From the little we’ve heard so far, Ash’s seminar sounds like some 12-year-old boy describing why girls are so icky and mean. 

It sounds like it’s straight from that Mystery pick-up artist dude’s negging bs.

[sagittarius sue]

10 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Don't drink empress gin. Holy fuck that is some serious shit.

How about some Plymouth Navy Strength Gin.  It was sent on Royal Navy ships for almost two hundred years, and it's "strong enough to fire cannons!"

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I saw Ratt in concert with Bon Jovi 😍 back in the (I feel old) 80's

I saw Bon Jovi with Cinderella. I didnt even like Bon Jovi, but a hot guys asked me, so...

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Lots of us are going to come out of quarantine looking like Lisa

Awww hell no! I already gave up on dying my hair years ago. The dye wouldn't take and only lasted a week or so. I've embraced the gray.

[blubld43]

Looks like Ash completely blows his "presentation" , I saw some definite side eye in the room.

Edited April 27, 2020 by blubld43

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I bought a box colour. It did the trick.

I've colored my hair with henna for the last 40 years or so. I'm well supplied so I'll have vibrant auburn, if somewhat long and unruly, hair. And I'm home all day so I'm doing beauty treatments and masks galore. I'm going down fighting.

[Zombness]

Why don't they quarantine Yolanda and David together in Vegas.  I am pretty sure they will make an awesome couple.

 

[humbleopinion]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am rocking the skunk stripe.

The Pepe Le Pew

[mmecorday]

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Lots of us are going to come out of quarantine looking like Lisa

I went back to work on Friday and everybody looked so shaggy.

[magemaud]

 

2 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

I have a friend from Cameroon.  His wife and son are still there.  He goes every other year.

Usman could also have a Nigerian wife and visit her every year and make little Usmans each time. 

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Not me! I never colored my grays 😉

I stopped around 50. Now I love it.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

How long has Baby Girl Visa been there that her roots are that bad?!   I love how Usman thinks she is going to change.  Good luck with the Soja.   On top of all of that I cannot stand the staccato nature by which she speaks with zero inflection.

Hey Y'all

Yeah, that stilted speech drives me crazy! 

[HappyDancex2]

Ash hasn't even reached the Men are from Mars stage.   It looks like he's organizing speed dating.

Hey Sharp....no more Yolandas please.  The long con catfish isn't worthy of this franchise.  No more Wiyims.

[Armchair Critic]

Yolanda is frauding us with this fake storyline

[kacesq]

Does Yolanda have any earrings that are less than 5 inches long?

[Angry Moldovan]

Yolandas and Willyams. Off to make a g and t

[Gobi]

Those earrings must be antennae to pick up messages from The Williams.

[Floatingbison]

Yolanda is so cringe.  I can't watch this.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Yes we're in the busy season now, in Business that we totally have. So much so that I can go for walks in the park".

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Ash hasn't even reached the Men are from Mars stage.   It looks like he's organizing speed dating.

Hey Sharp....no more Yolandas please.  The long con catfish isn't worthy of this franchise.  No more Wiyims.

No more Ceasers and Davids either

[sainte-chapelle]

I am sick of this Yolanda BS

[pandaindisguise]

Just now, peaceknit said:

I stopped around 50. Now I love it.

I just did mine tonight.  Then made churros, I chalk that up to a good day. 

[JennyMominFL]

OMG seriously. Where does TLC find these people?

[kacesq]

Gee...it’s very hard to open up another email or Instagram account...the cost is prohibitive and they ask so many questions on the applications!

[Straycat80]

Poor Yolanda’s kids. They are probably thinking, time to commit Mom. 

[Eldemarge]

"Is Sweetbitch her REAL name?"   Um, let's hope not lol

[Zombness]

OMG   Yolanda..............you are really stupid.   You are being catfished.

[talktoomuch]

Daughter Yolanda is so over her mom's BS. Her faces are giving me life.

[DEL901]

Oh, Yo.   It takes about two minutes to set up a new email 

[pandaindisguise]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I am sick of this Yolanda BS

No one can be this naive 

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

In a few months, when there is no more new TV, I will watch smothered.

There is that new video online dating show... 

[Frozendiva]

Just put the NY strip steak on the bbq.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well that tears it. His "friend" texting her and conveying messages like he's a hostage. Jesus. 

[humbleopinion]

YoLa's cashing TLC checks...she's not so dumb......

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Those earrings must be antennae to pick up messages from The Williams.

More like Marvin the Martian.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda story is too fake, even for me. The acting is even worse than Real Stories from the E.R.

[Baltimore Betty]

Is my imagination or is Yolanda's earrings getting bigger with each episode?

[Leilani]

Yolanda is overdressed and over made up and over ear ringed for a walk in the park.

[Mercolleen]

29 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Don't drink empress gin. Holy fuck that is some serious shit.

I like Tanqueray 10 and Hayman's Old Tom.

Edited April 27, 2020 by Mercolleen

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

The Pepe Le Pew

Me too!

[LilaFowler]

OMG, she's so naive and stupid.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's an instagram model. Kind of like Williams is.