S10.E13: Secrets and Lies

[gonecrackers]

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The five married couples must embrace vulnerability, revisit their past, and expose their deepest truths; some discover new sparks, while others find themselves ready to walk away completely.

Michael, you be vunnable.

[Hangin Out]

Two annoying things tonight.  Jamie sitting on Unfilttered with her dress up to her whoha, and Taylor’s hair getting bigger.

[Ohwell]

I don't usually watch Unfiltered but I just checked in and whoa!  Jamie should be ashamed of herself.  

[DrewPaul2010]

3 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

I don't usually watch Unfiltered but I just checked in and whoa!  Jamie should be ashamed of herself.  

She's never been ashamed yet...proud more like it.

[LennieBriscoe]

Austin is awesome. I don't know what he sees in Jessica. But I don't have to! 

Edited March 26, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers]

I hate Michael's pube beard.

[LennieBriscoe]

Maybe Michael is  just bad at numbers and finance. I would have been like a doofus, myself.

Is he lying, or is Michael simply not very bright and Meka has zero tolerance for his struggle to be as sharp as she requires? 

Edited March 26, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers]

Meka's finally had it - everyone has their breaking point. Good. Leave him.

OMG that's the first time I've clapped when watching this show. YES Meka!!

Edited March 26, 2020 by gonecrackers

[Kira53]

Why is Taylor driving Brandon around?  She talked about this in the Jamie 30 minutes.  Did he lose his license in a DWI?  Doesn't he have a car?  If no why?  Financial mismanagement?  No current job?

Edited March 26, 2020 by Kira53

[gonecrackers]

5 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Is he lying, or is Michae lsimply not very bright and Meka has zero tolerance for his struggle to be as sharp as she requires? 

How would that explain all the other lies? Most of which we haven't been subjected to as she has.

[DrewPaul2010]

No it looks like Mindy has finally had it if anyone. Probably should have a while a go.

At the risk of sounding like a male chauvinist I would love to see Mindy at the re-union show with a dazzling new hair cut or a perm and have a make over and knock everyone over... 

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, Mindy, girl . . . after 10 weeks of this endless yo-yo bullshit, my sympathy for you is as low as Michael’s actual salary.  

Edited March 26, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Empress1]

13 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Meka's finally had it - everyone has their breaking point. Good. Leave him.

OMG that's the first time I've clapped when watching this show. YES Meka!!

I don’t know what Michael was trying to pull, but I’ve never seen an offer letter that estimated your take-home after taxes and deductions. It says your annual or your monthly or your hourly gross. I have estimated my take-home myself using payroll calculators, but that’s not the same thing AT ALL. Just tell the damn truth about how much you make! I was 100% Team Meka in that moment.

Why does Mindy’s plain-spoken friend always look like she just finished working out?

Edited March 26, 2020 by Empress1

[Myrtle Urkele]

Wow I was feeling kind of embarrassed for Michael. 😬

[Kira53]

Jessica is missing him before he travels for work.  Austin is getting cuter and cuter.  He is so into her, but he knows that her faults are OK with him.  

Meka got him with the numbers!  Of course he kept lying.  I figured the letter was forged when he handing it over.  Math major!  WOW!  Michael is so out of his league.

Did the show pick 2 narcissists on purpose?

 

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[AussieBabe]

I’m not mad at Meka for being fed up. How can you ever build with someone who lies about every little thing? Maybe he’s a compulsive liar. He has issues he needs to address.

[LennieBriscoe]

Am I a fuddy-duddy, or is Taylor's neckline really low?

[gonecrackers]

We'll see if Mindy's really done, or if she's just 'done' until Zach spends another night in the other room with a pair of fresh underwear... 

Edited March 26, 2020 by gonecrackers

[Brooklynista]

4 minutes ago, Myrtle Urkele said:

Wow I was feeling kind of embarrassed for Michael. 😬

Did he really forge his own offer letter🤦🏾‍♀️. If you're going to be a liar at least take care to remember the details of your lies. 

[Empress1]

Yo, Mindy’s Asian friend (Shanny?) is a real one. “You can’t fuckin’ believe that bitch [Lindsay], she’s a liar.”

[LennieBriscoe]

No to the dog. Unless Taylor wants to sabotage this "re-commitment."

[gonecrackers]

Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

No to the dog. Unless Taylor wants to sabotage this "re-commitment."

We now know Tyson is fully committed to Brandon.

[LennieBriscoe]

Zach is despicable.

But Mindy the Gullible will fall for his crumbs again.

Okay, she now said she wants out. But the night is young.

Edited March 26, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gladitsover]

Mindy just said she does not want to be in this marriage anymore!

Just when I started to enjoy Zach's word salad!

6 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Yo, Mindy’s Asian friend (Shanny?) is a real one. “You can’t fuckin’ believe that bitch [Lindsay], she’s a liar.”

Loved it! That's what (real) friends are for!

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, gladitsover said:

Mindy just said she does not want to be in this marriage anymore!

Just when I started to enjoy Zach's word salad!

He & Michael both give me a headache.

[Kira53]

Zax was still making excuses.  Still lying because he lies, not to protect Lynsey.  Two lying spouses.  

Brandon looked different at the dinner.  Maybe it was the lighting.  These apartments have second bedrooms to see if they stay in the same room.

I love the dog, Tyson fighting for dominance.  He knows Brandon is not worthy.

Zax is really lying.  Mind fucking and gaslighting.  

[Empress1]

14 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Am I a fuddy-duddy, or is Taylor's neckline really low?

I thought she looked great from the neck down - the yellow looked good on her. And her makeup was good. Her hair was not. It actually looks better curly. She really just needs a hair intervention.

[Koalagirl]

Mindy should ask for the dog if they get divorced. The dog obviously loves her.

[gladitsover]

Zach is trying desperately to look sad when Mindy said she wanted out. 

[humbleopinion]

Thought I saw JamieO's fetus reach out between her legs and try to pull Mommy's dress down from riding up too high and exposing BabyO's exit chute.....

[gonecrackers]

Zach's dog looks embarrassed for him;  probably wants to stay with Mindy.

[LennieBriscoe]

"Hello, Lindsay? It's me, Zach. I'm FREEEEE!"

OMG, Katie's voice is excruciatingly unpleasant!

Edited March 26, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Koalagirl]

I was waiting to see Dr Viviana fist bump Mindi when she said she wanted to end the marriage.  Usually the experts try to convince the couples to try to work things out until the very end.  Good for Dr. Viviana.  

[VioletNevermind]

One more of Zach’s tasty word salads to finish out the season.  Ugh. 

[Straycat80]

Zack was making an effort? Yes, finally the Dr. Viv is being real. Zack is really a tool. 
 

And don’t overthink it Dr. Viv, we’ve been confused about everything Zack has said and done since the beginning. 

Edited March 26, 2020 by Straycat80

[LilaFowler]

I've lost all patience with this show and the people on it. Talk about beating a dead horse. Just skip to D Day.

[gladitsover]

Zach seems to believe in "alternative facts" 

[gonecrackers]

Jessica & Austin, the palate cleansers.

[VioletNevermind]

Austin and Wife (I do not and cannot remember these people’s names) are truly well-matched.  They’re just perfect for each other.  It’s a little bit boring and a whole lot of refreshing.  As for the whole “I love you” thing, I call BS.  It’s really their only storyline.

[Empress1]

Dr. Viviana’s faces* as she talks to Zach are priceless. She is not here for his fuckery.

*She looks fantastic. Her face is BEAT!

[LennieBriscoe]

Jessica should have kept mum. Let the man speak the words first.

[Hangin Out]

24 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Thought I saw JamieO's fetus reach out between her legs and try to pull Mommy's dress down from riding up too high and exposing BabyO's exit chute.....

All I saw was legs and not a pretty sight.  She’s probably retaining water and shouldn’t expose them so blatently.  She’s hogging up the camera.

[VioletNevermind]

Soooo . . . not having your birth mother around causes you to lie about your salary and every other damn thing under the sun?  Okay. 

[gonecrackers]

Michael's deflecting again. He needs therapy, badly.

[Brooklynista]

Listen, this is getting silly. Michael can't call out "his momma gave him away" every time he gets caught in a lie. Cut the shit!

[Empress1]

I made the same face Meka did when Michael said the salary wasn’t a black and white issue. Yes it is! It’s a number! Just say the number!

[Straycat80]

Michael has migrated into Zach territory, WTF is he talking about? 

[gladitsover]

Michael is using his adoption by his grandmother as an excuse to get out of being responsible for his lying and other behavior.

I'm going to guess he lost the job offer due to his lying.

[LennieBriscoe]

Michael is a head-case.

[Hangin Out]

11 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

I've lost all patience with this show and the people on it. Talk about beating a dead horse. Just skip to D Day.

Yep .. to tell the truth, I don’t think any one of the couples will stay for the long haul.  Even Jessica and Austin.  She put him on the spot on the couch.  Not good. When first married, I hardly saw my husband as he worked nights and I worked days.  Jessica is whining already that he has to be on the job more than she thought.  So what?  You can’t have everything.  She wants everything her way.