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RHoP: Season Three Rehash

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Man, what a season!

OK, Karen.  Jeebus, this woman.  I left season two wondering if she was mentally ill and therefore I couldn't enjoy laughing at her.  Now I realize she's just regular delusional, and laughing is just fine.  Of course I was saddened to hear about the death of both of her parents, what a huge loss, especially back to back like that.  But DAMMIT I wanted answers!  Mostly, I was so upset they didn't ask her at all at the reunion about how much money was donated after her charity event.  That shit seemed sooooooooo shady!!!  And I really wanted to know definitely where she lives!  Argh!  That said, I liked her level of crazy this season.  Her fighting her wig gave me life.

Gizelle - she's a horrible person at least half the time, and I love her for it.  She is so beautiful, but she looks like a cartoon to me.  I truly felt for her over the Sherman situation.  It seemed like she was genuinely happy with him.  

Ashley - I didn't think it was a good look for her to sell out Monique over how many drinks she had.  But Ashley ain't keeping her mouth shut about anything, that much is for damn sure.  We definitely saw a different side of her mom this season.  Michael was soooooooo gross with the I don't know if you would be a good mother to my children bullshit.  That was a deep, deep cut.

Robyn - meh.  Just not a lot going on, but DAYUM her short hair looked good on her.  She truly is just a striking woman.

Monique  - man, I loved her season two, but she was so damn messy this season.  She should have stayed away from the Kendyll nonsense.  That was embarrassing for everyone involved.  And girl, alcohol makes you sleepier.  If you drank at lunch, and then fell asleep/passed out while driving, you can't pretend the alcohol was irrelevant.  I'm not saying she wasn't exhausted, maybe she was.  But alcohol is going to make that worse.  But I will FIGHT YOU if you try to take her off my tv, just because her kids are so damn cute!

Candiace - holy crap.  No.  Just no.  Her mother is so horrible, just truly, truly awful, but it's so easy - stop living on her money!  Problem fucking solved!

And last but not least - Matt.  Y'all.  I would never have guessed a weird random white man was what this show needed, but my god, he makes me laugh.  He does so low key hilarious shit, but you got to be paying attention.  At the fragrance discovery party or whatever it was, when all hell starts breaking loose, the weird white woman leans back to tell Matt to get the situation under control. He leaned forward to hear what she was saying, and then once he did, he promptly sat his ass right back down, like, bitch, I bet I do get up in that mix!  I was howling already, and then a few minutes later, he's seen slipping out while CARRYING KAREN'S PURSE!  I completely lost it.

Finally, I was so excited to get to season four so I could hop in the episode threads here, only to discover they don't start until mid-way through the season.  I've been hoodwinked!  I'm sure it was Karen!

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That Karen wig scene will never stop being laugh-out-loud hilarious to me 🤣

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I forgot how funny the scene was when Karen and Giselle were having an argument at a restaurant and here comes the mime eavesdropping and just trying to make his invitation delivery, but they thought he was a random mime simply trying to get camera time.  LMAO!  I don't even think he was able to make his delivery because they both ran off.  

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