S10.E08: Home is Where Your Spouse Is

[gonecrackers]

Four pairs of newlyweds settle into married life in their new homes, while one pair struggles to find its footing; some friends are thrilled to hear how well married life is going, while others refuse to keep quiet about their concerns.

[Ohwell]

Taylor's friend has a beautiful face, but how huge is she?  

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Taylor's friend has a beautiful face, but how huge is she? 

She's the anti-Mindy.

[gonecrackers]

Taylor's friends were ready for their close ups & hyper aware of the cameras.

Maybe Derek should consider what he's eating if he's crapping that much.

[LennieBriscoe]

I get Katie. Derek is being immature in an off-putting way. Not only for the gross TMI, but also the implication that Katie is "one of the guys."

Aaaand....there's another mole! 😨

ETA: The mother and daughter in that blurb for "Bride and Prejudice" looked like Debbie Harry: Before and After.

Edited February 20, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Empress1]

Is "Bride and Prejudice" just "how to stand up to my racist in-laws?"

[spunky]

Taylor is spilling all the tea, as she should. Katie is looking for every excuse possible to go back to her ex who doesn't even want her. Austin is definitely this season's Bobby.

[gonecrackers]

Michael always sounds like he just sucked on a helium balloon.

[Empress1]

Wait, Zach doesn't even visit Mindy? Mindy, girl. You are not married. Go home.

Austin gets a ton of points from me for calling out the fact that Zach talks a lot and says nothing.

[LennieBriscoe]

Zach is defrauding the show.

These guys need to think before they say stupid things about sex deadlines, falling in love deadlines, lack of attraction, F.U., etc.

Edited February 20, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[spunky]

2 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Michael always sounds like he just sucked on a helium balloon.

His voice coupled with his flavor saver beard are super unattractive.

[ShowFan]

Katie and Derek shouldn’t even be at the farting in front of each other stage yet

[spunky]

Mindy, he's not moving in. There is no hope. Please do like Elsa and let it go. Even Austin is over Zach.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Zach is defrauding the show.

Like, what is the point of him being here? When is he going to see Mindy? What's the point of them doing the couples sessions with the experts if he hasn't seen or spoken to her in between? "How have things been since last week?" "Dunno." For what?

[gonecrackers]

Zach showed up at the lunch for screen time, Brandon showed up for the free food & drinks.

Edited February 20, 2020 by gonecrackers
added - drinks

[spunky]

The look on Zach's face tells me he's not buying Brandon's crap.

[Ohwell]

I know people have talked about Zach spewing word salad, but I think Taylor does the same.  

9 minutes ago, spunky said:

The look on Zach's face tells me he's not buying Brandon's crap.

They looked to me like they were sizing each other up, wondering which one is the word salad champion.

[gonecrackers]

On Unfiltered, JamieO asked Zach what his type is & he answers "athletic". JamieO bursts out with how Mindy IS "athletic" ... awkward silence, Michael squirms in seat, Zach's antiperspirant works overtime...

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, spunky said:

The look on Zach's face tells me he's not buying Brandon's crap.

Can't B.S. a B.S'er.

Zach, when confronted by anyone, reacts with comments that suggest he has no active role in his own behavior, and he gives his weirdest actions oddly impersonal reviews. But hey, he would consider being Mindy's friend!

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

On Unfiltered, JamieO asked Zach what his type is & he answers "athletic". JamieO bursts out with how Mindy IS "athletic" ... awkward silence, Michael squirms in seat, Zach's antiperspirant works overtime...

"No, 'athletic,' you know, like on 'Baywatch'."

[Empress1]

I'm embarrassed for Mindy at this point. When she said she'd be open to "hanging out" with Zach, I was like "Why?" Like, that is what you say to someone you met off a dating app after a first date. "Would you want to hang out again?" "I'd be open to that, yeah!"

[Ohwell]

Michael agreed to put the ring back on just to shut Meka up.  Makes sense.

Also, his voice sounds ok to me.

Woah!  Meka's mom jumped on that bed with Michael like she was ready to get it on with him. 

Edited February 20, 2020 by Ohwell

[Kira53]

So far I really like Austin's personality.  He seems to really want to make it work out and he is easy going.  He seems to be  easy to be around.  He'll probably make me eat my words and explode soon.  His wife is very controling.

Edited February 20, 2020 by Kira53

[spunky]

26 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

I know people have talked about Zach spewing word salad, but I think Taylor does the same.  

They looked to me like they were sizing each other up, wondering which one is the word salad champion.

Zach is the undefeated champion every time.

[2727]

This is painful. Lost had fewer recaps and flashbacks than this dumb show.

[gonecrackers]

He's "wearing his ring" while filming, Mindy.

[spunky]

17 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Can't B.S. a B.S'er.

Zach, when confronted by anyone, reacts with comments that suggest he has no active role in his own behavior, and he gives his weirdest actions oddly impersonal reviews. But hey, he would consider being Mindy's friend!

 

 

 

 

 

"No, 'athletic,' you know, like on 'Baywatch'."

Zach is on the wrong show.

[LennieBriscoe]

Is it my glasses or does Mindy's face, in her TH only, look somewhat fuller?

[Ohwell]

10 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Is it my glasses or does Mindy's face, in her TH only, look somewhat fuller?

She looks better in her talking head.  Her hairstyle looks better too.  

[gonecrackers]

I think Mallory actually silenced Zach's word salad.

[Straycat80]

I’m a little behind because I was watching Survivor, I’m impressed with Austin, cooking and doing the dishes. 
I think Derek thinks bathroom humor is funny. 

[ShowFan]

Omg the doggo humping Brandon is the CUTEST!

[Ohwell]

The dog humping Brandon was the funniest thing about this shit show.

[ShowFan]

1 hour ago, Ohwell said:

Taylor's friend has a beautiful face, but how huge is she?

I so much feel for her. Must be absolutely awful

[ShowFan]

26 minutes ago, Kira53 said:

His wife is very controling.

I think she is great! I totally see myself in her and my husband is more like Austin. We’ve been very happily together over 20 years now

[Ohwell]

I don't know much about dogs, but maybe it's Brandon's scent, perhaps an aftershave or cologne, that caused the dog to hump him.  'Cause that dog was serious!  LOL!

Shut up Taylor. 

[Hangin Out]

So, they have all their friends over.  What business is it of theirs to comment on everything concerning the couples marriages?  Who asked them to butt in?  Guess it’s production causing more drama as this season is a snooze fest.

[LennieBriscoe]

Brandon and Taylor are zzzzzzz...😔

[Straycat80]

The humping dog is a collie. My neighbor had one when I was a kid and it was always trying to hump everyone’s leg, maybe it’s the breed? IDK, but that was funny. 

[Ohwell]

So Katie wishes Derek had more "game"?  Seriously?  This little twit should be glad she's got Derek.

[gonecrackers]

The dog is the only one in the Taylor/Brandon marriage getting any action.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

The humping dog is a collie. My neighbor had one when I was a kid and it was always trying to hump everyone’s leg, maybe it’s the breed? IDK, but that was funny. 

They could've distracted the dog by saying, "Go help Timmy in the well!"

[Hangin Out]

How is Derek even with Katy after she told Pastor Cal she still has the hots for her ex in front of Derek.  How is he kissing her in front of their friends after hearing that?  Am I missing something?  Katy is too sure of herself and Derek is a jerk.

[gonecrackers]

Taylor just said this process is "temporary"; she's done.

[Hangin Out]

5 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

So Katie wishes Derek had more "game"?  Seriously?  This little twit should be glad she's got Derek.

Yeah, she’s got nerve.  He’s the better of the two.  She’s got lousy hair and dollar store earrings.  Sorry, but true.

[Koalagirl]

On Unfiltered Zach said that Mindy told him they should see other people which is why he didn’t move in.  He said it happened off camera.  Did anyone else who watched Unfiltered hear this?  I call bs.  Big time. 

[Ohwell]

10 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

Taylor just said this process is "temporary"; she's done.

So is Brandon.  He checked out from the get go.

[Straycat80]

Mindy should listen to her friends. Brandon looks high to me. 

[Liberty]

57 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Zach, when confronted by anyone, reacts with comments that suggest he has no active role in his own behavior, and he gives his weirdest actions oddly impersonal reviews.

So insightful and well written.

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Ohwell said:

So is Brandon.  He checked out from the get go.

Stick a fork in them-  everyone except Austin/Jessica.

[gonecrackers]

Mallory is speaking for the viewers this season.