S04.E01: Love Can't Wait

[Leilani]

Season 4 of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days premieres on Sunday, Feb. 23 at 8 p.m. ET/PT.

The sneak peak is available right now on the TLC App!

[nytonc]

Yay! Another bunch of losers to mock. 

[Leilani]

Some of the men are good looking, but that probably will fade in a week or two.

[nytonc]

TLC/Sharpe better pray that Angela doesn’t hurt someone physically. I’m sure they encourage her trashy behavior. I hope the release they make all the couples sign has-a clause about not being responsible for injuries incurred when Raging Bull Angela hauls off and belts someone. 

[OnceSane]

This thread is marked for spoilers (for now) since the sneak peek is available now.  However, the usual spoiler rules apply, no social media or other spoilers in this thread.  Please keep your comments to what happened in the sneak peek.  Thanks!

[Persnickety1]

16 hours ago, Leilani said:

Some of the men are good looking, but that probably will fade in a week or two.

Yeah, I agree.  I thought most of the new crop was batting relatively within their league except maybe the lady involved with the Nigerian "celebrity."  Looks like TLC has found a new "Angela," except this lady seems (so far) much more palatable.  I loved her comment about "tightening up" his social media 😄 

Also, this woman (whose name I cannot recall) is a hospice worker.  I found that interesting since I believe Angela is also a hospice worker.  A lot of similarities between the two women and their story lines.  Hoepfully this one keeps her hands to herself, though.

I was disappointed there was no Darcy footage in the preview.  Just a glimpse or two of her drunken, babbling ass tottering around in her stilettos would have been glorious.

I guess they'll bring Darcy in when they bring in the dude who's spent $100K "chatting" with his internet girlfriend.  Sounds like TLC foun d a new "Cesar" for this shitshow, too.  

I can't wait for next Sunday.  I didn't find this last season too intriguing.  Hopefully this season with the return of hot mess Darcy brings it.  

 

Edited February 17, 2020 by Persnickety1

[Dmarie019]

The full episode is up in the TLC-go app. 

Everyone is pretty 'meh' so far except I feel really bad for the lady who lost a ton of weight after her husband passed away and is likely being catfished.  She told her kids that she was doing a show for her weightloss, so they are all shown in this first episode - I wonder how pissed they were once they found out she was doing 90 day fiance. 

[Big a little bit]

Ok, I’m in for this just for the cute puppy in the backpack on the moped 😁

[Meowy]

I am so disturbed by the fact that Rosemarie looks like she is 15 that I can’t even enjoy the cute puppy

Also, Yolanda and her family are adorable and have no business being on this 💩 show

 

Edited February 18, 2020 by Meowy

[Spike]

The short guy has a really odd body shape, there is something else going on.  

[mamadrama]

30 minutes ago, Spike said:

The short guy has a really odd body shape, there is something else going on.  

He didn't always lack a neck, either. Seems to be a legit medical thing.

I don't know about any of these. Angela2.0 is eventually gonna blow. Widow Lady is gonna get her heart broken. Caesar2.0 kinda has it coming. Sure those early conversations cost money but the lady CAN move their correspondence offsite, making it cheaper if not free. I haven't gotten to know him yet but I don't think I will be able to feel sorry for him.

[Spike]

Okay Pony is a jackass.  He cheated on a wife of just two years?  He could still be married if he didn't do that.  Plus, even if he was a single father, he could have dated.  You don't need to sacrifice your entire life for your kid.  More likely the women in his league he wasn't interested in.  And the daughter is late 20s so why hasn't he dated in recent years? 

[RealReality]

I mean, just so we're all on the same page, Usman recorded like 70 versions of the same song and just changed "Lisa" to "Mary" or "Carol" or "Debbie" or whatever, right?  

18 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

He didn't always lack a neck, either. Seems to be a legit medical thing.

I don't know about any of these. Angela2.0 is eventually gonna blow. Widow Lady is gonna get her heart broken. Caesar2.0 kinda has it coming. Sure those early conversations cost money but the lady CAN move their correspondence offsite, making it cheaper if not free. I haven't gotten to know him yet but I don't think I will be able to feel sorry for him.

Yep, I think Ed has a medical problem.  He was sitting down in his wedding photos and i spied the germ mask in his house.  

[Spike]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

I mean, just so we're all on the same page, Usman recorded like 70 versions of the same song and just changed "Lisa" to "Mary" or "Carol" or "Debbie" or whatever, right?  

And he had that 2009 autotune thing going on, 

[RealReality]

Just now, Spike said:

And he had that 2009 autotune thing going on, 

LOL, I know right .....worst migos song ever!

On 2/16/2020 at 2:46 PM, Leilani said:

Some of the men are good looking, but that probably will fade in a week or two.

Dad bod in Tennessee is good looking, but something in his voice is....off-putting.  

I'm surprised he is so pasty, he kinda seems like a guy who would constantly look for an excuse to have his shirt off. 

[Leilani]

So is he really a 'rap star' or whatever or is there like a version of Glamour Shots for music videos in Nigeria they use to scam foreigners?

[RealReality]

Awww, Yolanda and her children are cute!

If he doesn't have a camera does it mean his pictures are old?

[Leilani]

I don't why but NO NECK looks so familiar to me, like he either lived in Hawaii or is an actor. I can't find any info on him besides his social media calling himself Big Ed.

[Spike]

I thought they scramble license plates on reality shows.  I wonder if it’s different when they are vanity plates or it’s more producer fuckery.

[greekmom]

I know @Drogo is no longer the moderator. Are we going to get couple threads in the couples file? Or should someone take the initiative? 

[OnceSane]

28 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I know @Drogo is no longer the moderator. Are we going to get couple threads in the couples file? Or should someone take the initiative? 

We will get couples threads, I wasn't expecting the first episode to drop a week early.

[Spike]

1 hour ago, OnceSane said:

We will get couples threads, I wasn't expecting the first episode to drop a week early.

I only saw the first hour, did the whole episode drop?

[ethalfrida]

23 minutes ago, Spike said:

I only saw the first hour, did the whole episode drop?

No...

 

[sasha206]

9 hours ago, Leilani said:

I don't why but NO NECK looks so familiar to me, like he either lived in Hawaii or is an actor. I can't find any info on him besides his social media calling himself Big Ed.

I was thinking the same thing!  He must've been on another reality show.  

[kendi]

I like Yolanda a lot and her kids seem so sweet. I really don't want to see her get hurt but I wish she didn't lie about her age. I hate to think of her being catfished...he posted photos but he has no camera? I'm glad her daughter is going with her and is protective of her. 

[charmed1]

On 2/17/2020 at 10:43 PM, RealReality said:

I mean, just so we're all on the same page, Usman recorded like 70 versions of the same song and just changed "Lisa" to "Mary" or "Carol" or "Debbie" or whatever, right?   

LOL I heard that Billy Ocean does this when he performs “Caribbean Queen” and changes the word “Caribbean” to whatever town or country he’s performing in. I love Billy Ocean though. He can do no wrong in my eyes. Also, Billy Ocean has a beautiful singing voice. Usman does not. Even autotone can’t save him.

[Spike]

10 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

LOL I heard that Billy Ocean does this when he performs “Caribbean Queen” and changes the word “Caribbean” to whatever town or country he’s performing in. I love Billy Ocean though. He can do no wrong in my eyes. Also, Billy Ocean has a beautiful singing voice. Usman does not. Even autotone can’t save him.

And he pronounces Caribbean the  way I prefer.  Like Pirates of the Caribbean.

[magemaud]

My first takeaway from this new season: Big Ed’s whiskers look like porcupine quills 

#2, are ugly tattoos a requirement to get on this show? 

#3, maybe we could introduce Sasha to Avery but he might not approve of the cannabis. 

Edited February 19, 2020 by magemaud

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, charmed1 said:

LOL I heard that Billy Ocean does this when he performs “Caribbean Queen” and changes the word “Caribbean” to whatever town or country he’s performing in. I love Billy Ocean though. He can do no wrong in my eyes. Also, Billy Ocean has a beautiful singing voice. Usman does not. Even autotone can’t save him.

"Nebraska Queen, now we're sharing the same dream, and our hearts they beat as one"

"Daytona Queen, now we're sharing....."

LOL, that's an interesting fact.  Billy ocean!!!!

[mamadrama]

My money's on Lisa to bring on the crazy this season. I actually get a bad feeling about Big Ed. I WANT to like the little neckless pony, but something's setting off my thinly meter. Yolanda? Oh. Honey.

[magemaud]

On 2/17/2020 at 10:30 AM, Persnickety1 said:

Also, this woman (whose name I cannot recall) is a hospice worker

Her name is “Lisa” and her Nigerian boyfriend is “Usman.” I only know that because I saw it on her phone. Up until then I thought she was calling him “Busman.” (Maybe that can be his forum nickname?} He wrote a song that mentions his love for Lisa but I’m suspicious. Years ago my daughter had a cassette tape with a birthday song that was personalized with her name inserted into it. 

[Persnickety1]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Her name is “Lisa” and her Nigerian boyfriend is “Usman.” I only know that because I saw it on her phone. Up until then I thought she was calling him “Busman.” (Maybe that can be his forum nickname?} He wrote a song that mentions his love for Lisa but I’m suspicious. Years ago my daughter had a cassette tape with a birthday song that was personalized with her name inserted into it. 

Grazi!  It always takes me at least two episodes to get their names straight.  Except "Big Ed."  I got his name down pretty quickly 😄  

I can't wait to see the $100K man TLC keeps showing in previews.  I'm wondering if he, like Cesar, lives in a sad little duplex riding a sad little bicycle, living on ramen and coupon eggs so he can afford to chat with his scammer true love.  

I need to grab a bottle of wine for Sunday.  This season looks like it has the potential to be a glorious dumpster fire.  

[Spike]

7 hours ago, RealReality said:

"Nebraska Queen, now we're sharing the same dream, and our hearts they beat as one"

"Daytona Queen, now we're sharing....."

LOL, that's an interesting fact.  Billy ocean!!!!

Hey get outta my dreams, get into my car.

[Baltimore Betty]

5 hours ago, magemaud said:

“Busman.”

When Old Lady Lisa comes to town he can have a Busman's Holiday.

[kacesq]

Yay! After a snoozer season of the main show, I hope this season really brings it....

I'm already declaring my hatred for new Angela - just what we need - another pushy, trashy old woman thinking her younger beau loves her and only her (although I suspect Michael is a better actor than Usman)...I am seriously not in the mood, though, for a season of "why are you talking to this witch on insta? Get rid of all this! It's disrespectful to our beautiful onscreen relationship."  Blech.

Oh Yolanda...we are of an age.  Remember when we were younger it took a bit more to impress us than row after row of emojis?  Seriously when did this become the gold standard for romance? All these older ladies who think that a guy who sends a hundred heart emojis means he's the real deal.  It's the absolute least amount of effort.

Big Ed.  We'll see. Love his dog, though.

[Spike]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yay! After a snoozer season of the main show, I hope this season really brings it....

I'm already declaring my hatred for new Angela - just what we need - another pushy, trashy old woman thinking her younger beau loves her and only her (although I suspect Michael is a better actor than Usman)...I am seriously not in the mood, though, for a season of "why are you talking to this witch on insta? Get rid of all this! It's disrespectful to our beautiful onscreen relationship."  Blech.

Oh Yolanda...we are of an age.  Remember when we were younger it took a bit more to impress us than row after row of emojis?  Seriously when did this become the gold standard for romance? All these older ladies who think that a guy who sends a hundred heart emojis means he's the real deal.  It's the absolute least amount of effort.

Big Ed.  We'll see. Love his dog, though.

Yeah do they get that emojis don’t cost anything?

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

Yeah do they get that emojis don’t cost anything?

I normally send emojis when I'm bored by the conversation and don't want to put the work into thinking of anything substantive to say.  

I also think "roses" were intially code between escorts and jons to discuss price for services rendered.  A "rose" = $100

[Spike]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

I normally send emojis when I'm bored by the conversation and don't want to put the work into thinking of anything substantive to say.  

I also think "roses" were intially code between escorts and jons to discuss price for services rendered.  A "rose" = $100

Yeah people tried to get cute on Craigslist with that.  Now they say they are looking for generous.

Edited February 19, 2020 by Spike

[Zevious Zoquis]

lol...is the new Angela actually going through her rock star's instagram messages and asking him about every female who posts something??  haha...oh I see this all working out very well indeed!  Oh, and I actually said "Oh hell no!" out loud sitting here alone in my apartment when she walked into the salon to get her rug yanked!

 

Hmmmm, that poor fellow has a broken camera and therefore he can't send his lady love a video clip of himself?  Aw damn...that's tragic!  If only there were some way a person could maybe find someone, somewhere who could somehow take a short video of him!  But no...that would be nearly impossible in this day and age when literally everyone on Earth has a camera on their person wherever they go!  That dude probably has three other devices sitting around his pad charging that have cameras in them...

 

Edited February 20, 2020 by Zevious Zoquis

[Spike]

3 minutes ago, Zevious Zoquis said:

lol...is the new Angela actually going through her rock star's instagram messages and asking him about every female who posts something??  haha...oh I see this all working out very well indeed!  

 

Hmmmm, that poor fellow has a broken camera and therefore he can't send his lady love a video clip of himself?  Aw damn...that's tragic!  If only there were some way a person could maybe find someone, somewhere who could somehow take a short video of him!  But no...that would be nearly impossible in this day and age when literally everyone on Earth has a camera on their person wherever they go!  That dude probably has three other devices sitting around his pad charging that have cameras in them...

He admits to 40 so I bet he is shaving more years off than she is.

[Ucross]

1 hour ago, Zevious Zoquis said:

If only there were some way a person could maybe find someone, somewhere who could somehow take a short video of him! 

You'd think with all those eps of Catfish online now, people would wise up to the "broken camera" line. Has anyone here EVER encountered anyone with a "broken" cell phone camera?

[kendi]

9 hours ago, kacesq said:

I'm already declaring my hatred for new Angela - just what we need - another pushy, trashy old woman thinking her younger beau loves her and only her (although I suspect Michael is a better actor than Usman)...I am seriously not in the mood, though, for a season of "why are you talking to this witch on insta? Get rid of all this! It's disrespectful to our beautiful onscreen relationship."  Blech.

I'm with you on the hatred for the new Angela. I really did not need to see her getting waxed...then that shot of her legs and the threat of camera panning up. EEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHH!!! She looks much older than 52 also.

[Spike]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

She looks much older than 52 also.

I assume everyone on these shows lies about their age.  Don’t the producers have fact checkers?

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, kendi said:

I'm with you on the hatred for the new Angela. I really did not need to see her getting waxed...then that shot of her legs and the threat of camera panning up. EEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHH!!! She looks much older than 52 also.

That mullet dress she was wearing without a bra.  Yikes!  Kinda wish I had that body confidence, but I'm sure the rest of the world is glad I don't

[magemaud]

Is "Fitty Two" now the magic age for delusional women seeking young foreign guys on a 90 Day franchise? Angela, Jenny, Laura, now Lisa? 

[Spike]

40 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Is "Fitty Two" now the magic age for delusional women seeking young foreign guys on a 90 Day franchise? Angela, Jenny, Laura, now Lisa? 

If you’re under 60 you are 39, over 60 you are 52.

[magemaud]

25 minutes ago, Spike said:

If you’re under 60 you are 39, over 60 you are 52.

thanks for the clarification! I knew there must be a method to their madness. 

Edited February 20, 2020 by magemaud

[Zevious Zoquis]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Is "Fitty Two" now the magic age for delusional women seeking young foreign guys on a 90 Day franchise? Angela, Jenny, Laura, now Lisa? 

Age doesn't matter when you're beautiful on the inside!

 

 

[DiamondGirl]

I thought Avery (Seattle) looked a bit well cooked for “32” as well.

[Spike]

13 minutes ago, DiamondGirl said:

I thought Avery (Seattle) looked a bit well cooked for “32” as well.

Well we know she is baked.