RHoSLC in the Media: So Salty!

[Jel]

Meredith and her Wrath of Khan chest plate.

[Bluesky]

On 1/21/2022 at 11:56 AM, pasdetrois said:

Jennie = just another racist Bravo asshole. There are too many Bravo thugs for it to be coincidence. They are either knowingly letting them in, or keeping them in the hopes of generating ratings.

They are casting trashy women and have since the beginning. And it’s a bonus to them if one or more are indicted on a felony or goes bankrupt from living way above their means.  

[nexxie]

Looks like reunion is going to be popcorn-worthy 🍿

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10528409/Jen-Shah-squirms-getting-grilled-fraud-changes-RHOSLC-reunion-trailer.html

[MaggieG]

The trailer is here!!

https://www.eonline.com/news/1344162/the-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-citys-shocking-season-3-trailer-is-here

[Keywestclubkid]

I got some questions… lol 

[heatherchandler]

https://pagesix.com/2022/08/31/rhoslc-season-3-trailer-jen-shah-blames-assistant-for-scandal/
 

Jen is blaming Stuart???  She’s an asshole!

Lisa Barlow’s nemeses Angie and Angie are joining the cast.

[Fruitless]

The trailer looks sooooooo good! I haven’t been this excited for a real housewives season in a while! 

[RealHousewife]

On 8/31/2022 at 9:32 PM, Vipbrj said:

The trailer looks sooooooo good! I haven’t been this excited for a real housewives season in a while! 

Same. Once I gave Salt Lake a proper chance, I was addicted. Trailer is also on YouTube now. I'm curious what happened to Heather. 

Edited September 2, 2022 by RealHousewife

[SweetieDarling]

I could watch that clip of Heather tossing Whitney aside like a rag doll over and over again.

[Salacious Kitty]

Mary M Cosby won't be missed.

[heatherchandler]

11 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Same. Once I gave Salt Lake a proper chance, I was addicted. Trailer is also on YouTube now. I'm curious what happened to Heather. 

Jen throwing shoes into the water from the boat.  Littering into the ocean or lake.  Classy.  I pray she will be picking up litter on the street during her hopefully very long incarceration.  I truly hate her.

I don’t know if there is any real meat to that first look.  I feel like it’s mostly bickering and fake crying.  

[ichbin]

8 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Mary M Cosby won't be missed.

You mean those scintillating scenes of her wandering about her kitchen and warehouse/bedroom?  Yeah, won't miss that much.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, ichbin said:

You mean those scintillating scenes of her wandering about her kitchen and warehouse/bedroom?  Yeah, won't miss that much.

I did sort of love her talking heads filmed in her closet and the random people that work for that are also relatives that just love to clean for her...the fashions (I use that term loosely), were always interesting.

[MaggieG]

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/6273853/rhoslc-valter-nassi-restaurant-dead/

Valter has passed away 😥

[goofygirl]

Wonder what Mary's up to this year??? LOL!!

[b2H]

On 9/28/2022 at 8:32 PM, goofygirl said:

Wonder what Mary's up to this year??? LOL!!

Her eyeballs in continuing the lies?  At least we don’t have to hear about them.

[CharlizeCat]

My only takeaway from this episode is that I thought Heather looked great. She's obviously lost weight or has been hitting the gym. Good for her!

[MaggieG]

In case anyone needs to watch Voldemort perform Lisa's hot mic moment 😂

https://twitter.com/BravoWWHL/status/1592720185646907393

[Chatty Cake]

20 hours ago, MaggieG said:

In case anyone needs to watch Voldemort perform Lisa's hot mic moment 😂

https://twitter.com/BravoWWHL/status/1592720185646907393

That was amazing! Thanks for posting!

[TexasGal]

Listen at your own risk!

[Glama]

6 hours ago, TexasGal said:

Listen at your own risk!

😅 

I don't know why she would do this... well for money, of course, but who would buy this?? 

However, I will say this, fully knowing that this will be an unpopular opinion, but I don't mind her voice, actually. She doesn't always hit the right note, but the sound of her voice is okay to listen to in my opinion. I've heard much worse! 

[JenE4]

6 hours ago, Glama said:

😅

I don't know why she would do this... well for money, of course, but who would buy this?? 

However, I will say this, fully knowing that this will be an unpopular opinion, but I don't mind her voice, actually. She doesn't always hit the right note, but the sound of her voice is okay to listen to in my opinion. I've heard much worse! 

I don’t think it’s a real album. It appears to be a joke that was on Watch What Happens Live. I know it’s hard to tell since so many Housewives with terrible voices actually did make albums—you never know, lol.

[Glama]

4 hours ago, JenE4 said:

I don’t think it’s a real album. It appears to be a joke that was on Watch What Happens Live. I know it’s hard to tell since so many Housewives with terrible voices actually did make albums—you never know, lol.

Oh! Well my leg was thoroughly pulled 😅 Thanks for letting me know! I've never been able to watch WWHL so I wouldn't have known.

I appreciate Lisa being able to make a joke at her own expense.

And like you said, so many howives have made albums that this could've actually been a real thing 😬😅

[Stats Queen]

19 hours ago, TexasGal said:

Listen at your own risk!

The names of the names of the songs on the album are at the end of the video. Some very funny titles.

Including:

All I want for Christmas is Jazz Tickets

So You Hear What I Hear (Hot Mike remix)

Grandma got run over by a Sprinter Van

I Saw Mommy Kissing Half of New York

Santa Baby Gorgeous 

Last Reunion

Mary, Do You Know? (Feat. Mary Cosby)

[MaggieG]

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city/style-living/season-3-reunion-dresses-fashion-spoilers

Reunion looks! I will say they are better than last year's. Way less feathers.

[Starlight925]

OK, I'll start the snarkfest.  I hate 'em all.

Barlow:  The ugliest wedding dress on the rack + Frederick's of Hollywood porn star lingerie had a baby.

 

Heather:   Just because you try to dress like a Grecian god doesn't make you a goddess.  All that fabric does you no favors.  And almost always hate a one-shoulder dress.  Like half of it is missing.

 

Meredith:

This dress was made for taint-poking.  Hideous color, too much bunchy fabric, hate the turtleneck.

 

 

Whitney:  Why does everything you wear only cover half your boobs?  It's either underboob, side boob, overboob.  Just once, cover up your damn boobs.  Hate all the ripply fabric.

 

Danna:  Cruella Deville wants her dress back.

 

 

Angie K:  I. Do. Not. Have. Words.   Oh wait, I do.  Why do you have an Evil Eye brooch type thing at your waist?

 

 

Edited December 22, 2022 by Starlight925

[Baltimore Betty]

Well at least there are no feathers this year, plenty of horrific fashion choices were made but we are 100% fewer feathers.

After a zillion reunions from all the cities none of these HW's realize they have to sit in their dresses, I cannot wait to see how these women look sitting down.

[Oneofem]

And my winner is Heather, def slimmer, but still has a more difficult (NORMAL!) bod to style.  Looks like her eye situation is resolved, too - now she should focus on personality (and prob parenting, after the San Diego scenes.)

[Chalby]

On 11/14/2021 at 5:18 AM, nexxie said:

This show only lasted one season for me because both Mary and Jen are revolting creatures.

I'm reading this in 2022 and I predict more years for RHSLC. And I'm so glad Mary is gone.

Edited December 22, 2022 by Chalby

[Chalby]

2 hours ago, Starlight925 said:

 

 

I agree re Whitney's "ripply" dress. When that style came in, years ago, I hated it because it reminds me of the lining for coffins. So my friends immediately know what I mean when I say "coffin dress".

Btw, I didn't recognize Meredith. I thought that was Danna.

Edited December 22, 2022 by Chalby

[Baltimore Betty]

29 minutes ago, Chalby said:

I agree re Whitney's "ripply" dress. When that style came in, years ago, I hated it because it reminds me of the lining for coffins. So my friends immediately know what I mean when I say "coffin dress".

Btw, I didn't recognize Meredith. I thought that was Danna.

My mother would have called that dress coffin lining.  The filters on these broads are so heavy it is hard to tell who is whom.

[pasdetrois]

It looks as if one designer made all the dresses. The ruching, the shiny fabric, the gathers in the trains.

[TexasGal]

I don’t mind Meredith’s from the bust to the hip, but it could be a better color.  But no on the neck and sleeves though.

Danna looks like she’s going to a costume party.

[Salacious Kitty]

1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

I don’t mind Meredith’s from the bust to the hip, but it could be a better color.  But no on the neck and sleeves though.

Danna looks like she’s going to a costume party.

I noticed that Mere was styled by Brooks Marks. So, they're still trying to make him happen. It's a pity that he has shitty taste. 😂

[Stats Queen]

58 minutes ago, Salacious Kitty said:

I noticed that Mere was styled by Brooks Marks. So, they're still trying to make him happen. It's a pity that he has shitty taste. 😂

It’s a pity I had to see him on my TV screen.

[Salacious Kitty]

4 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

It’s a pity I had to see him on my TV screen.

I don't think he's been onscreen since S2. Thank goodness. 

 

[Stats Queen]

8 minutes ago, Salacious Kitty said:

I don't think he's been onscreen since S2. Thank goodness. 

 

There was a scene with him a couple of episode ago, at a restaurant with his parents. It was brief…

[Stats Queen]

Apparently he is now hosting a podcast/show with interviews of other children of reality stars.

https://www.intheknow.com/original-series/growing-up-reality-with-brooks-marks/

This is my punishment for 1. Going on Twitter and 2. Searching the #BrooksMarks. 
It’s my own fault.

[Salacious Kitty]

46 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

There was a scene with him a couple of episode ago, at a restaurant with his parents. It was brief…

Thankfully I missed it. 😂

[ZettaK]

On 12/23/2022 at 7:55 PM, Salacious Kitty said:

Thankfully I missed it. 😂

He lives in NYC now, and he is not forced to be in Utah because of the pandemic.

Edited December 26, 2022 by ZettaK

[ZettaK]

The HWs should put in their contract that they can choose their own reunion looks. It seems Bravo dictates the choices for some time. Only Heather Dubrow of the OC HWs was wearing her own choice in the last reunion. A little boring, but at least not hideously ugly. 

[amarante]

14 hours ago, ZettaK said:

The HWs should put in their contract that they can choose their own reunion looks. It seems Bravo dictates the choices for some time. Only Heather Dubrow of the OC HWs was wearing her own choice in the last reunion. A little boring, but at least not hideously ugly. 

They do choose their own dresses but are given a color. I am not sure what this year's color is because there is orange and gold.

I think the poor choices reflect the relatively poor style sense of these women for the part and possibly how much they are willing to spend since BRAVO doesn't supply the dresses but it does pay for the makeup and hair people.

Last year there was some kind of drama with Shannon Beador's dress because she was using a Project Runway designer who had done her dress for an episode and it was unwearable. So someone had to go to her home and bring her one of the cocktail dresses in her closet. It was fine - just your standard mini sequin sheath.

Heather Dubrow is quite chic. Unlike most of the other housewives she does think you need to wear a ball gown to the reunion so she has always dressed (so far as I can recall) in very understated cocktail wear.

[Salacious Kitty]

OC's dress code was cocktail until the last couple of reunions. No color restrictions.

As for colors, I think they agree on a range. Some agree on one color, but that's not the case across all franchises. 

[ZettaK]

19 hours ago, amarante said:

They do choose their own dresses but are given a color. I am not sure what this year's color is because there is orange and gold.

I think the poor choices reflect the relatively poor style sense of these women for the part and possibly how much they are willing to spend since BRAVO doesn't supply the dresses but it does pay for the makeup and hair people.

Last year there was some kind of drama with Shannon Beador's dress because she was using a Project Runway designer who had done her dress for an episode and it was unwearable. So someone had to go to her home and bring her one of the cocktail dresses in her closet. It was fine - just your standard mini sequin sheath.

Heather Dubrow is quite chic. Unlike most of the other housewives she does think you need to wear a ball gown to the reunion so she has always dressed (so far as I can recall) in very understated cocktail wear.

It seems that for a couple of years there is a specific designer/designers forced on most of the women for the reunions. Those RHSLC reunion dresses are made of similar material, and have the same kind of ruching. Except the RHBH women because they are on a different level of celebrity. Shannon Beador was supposed to wear a Project Runway (a Bravo show, as well) designer's for that season dress, although she eventually didn't because the dress was not finished, and Heather Dubrow wore a Christian Siriano dress (another winner of Project Runway, and a current PR judge) on last year's RHOC reunion. So there were probably forced to wear something Bravo dictated, only that Heather who has good taste (except for recently when she started wearing logo dresses by Fendi and Louis Vuitton on the show) chose a better looking one. The rest of the women were wearing dresses made of similar material, and had a similar style/cut. I saw the names of the designers for the OC reunion, and those women wouldn't wear their creations unless Bravo requested it. They would wear something by a known designer (even a minor one), even if they had to buy the dress. It seems it was a similar situation for the Atlanta women- three out of six of the women were wearing Brides by Nona (?) dresses, including Marlo at the last 2022 reunion! It seems the only choice they have is regarding the accessories (shoes, jewelry).

Edited December 27, 2022 by ZettaK

[ZettaK]

Lisa Barlow was wearing a lace Gucci dress in the S3 reunion. 

[b2H]

On 12/22/2022 at 3:09 PM, Starlight925 said:

OK, I'll start the snarkfest.  I hate 'em all.

Barlow:  The ugliest wedding dress on the rack + Frederick's of Hollywood porn star lingerie had a baby.

 

Heather:   Just because you try to dress like a Grecian god doesn't make you a goddess.  All that fabric does you no favors.  And almost always hate a one-shoulder dress.  Like half of it is missing.

 

Meredith:

This dress was made for taint-poking.  Hideous color, too much bunchy fabric, hate the turtleneck.

 

 

Whitney:  Why does everything you wear only cover half your boobs?  It's either underboob, side boob, overboob.  Just once, cover up your damn boobs.  Hate all the ripply fabric.

 

Danna:  Cruella Deville wants her dress back.

 

 

Angie K:  I. Do. Not. Have. Words.   Oh wait, I do.  Why do you have an Evil Eye brooch type thing at your waist?

And absolutely none of these will look good as they are sitting for the several hours of filming.  This crap never does.

 

 

[Pi237]

.Meredith looks the best, her body is bangin.'  Heather, not bad except I also hate the one sleeve look.  Whitney-ugh, tragic.  Everything's so shiny and cheap looking, also styles we've seen done to death (visible boning lol that reads funny but you know what I mean)

[RealHousewife]

Meredith is breathtaking. 

[Chatty Cake]

I don’t like any of the dresses or looks but if I had to pick two I’d say Heather looks decent and Meredith. I just don’t care for the color of Merediths dress.

Whitney while I find her very annoying, I usually think she’s pretty but in this case she looks awful. The thing on her head and the giant fake boobs constantly on display aren’t doing her any favors.

[Stats Queen]

1 hour ago, Chatty Cake said:

I don’t like any of the dresses or looks but if I had to pick two I’d say Heather looks decent and Meredith. I just don’t care for the color of Merediths dress.

Whitney while I find her very annoying, I usually think she’s pretty but in this case she looks awful. The thing on her head and the giant fake boobs constantly on display aren’t doing her any favors.

Yeah, I’ve seen enough of Whitney’s boobs for a lifetime.