S01.E05: Weddings and Weigh Ins LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot 38,351]

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Amy decides to have a real wedding ceremony because, if she gets approved for surgery she's afraid she may not survive.  After the wedding, the sisters head to Atlanta hoping for a life-changing final weigh in.

Amy's vision:

My expectation:

This is the LIVE CHAT thread.  I will be open during the US East Cost showing.  Join us in the snarkfest!  Let's see if Amy eats cake at her wedding.  Let's see how much Tammy loses (big money is on little to nothing).  Let's marvel at the wonders that are the Slaton sisters. 

Original air date 2020.01.29

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

Amy appears to be developing a forehead bulge of her own. 

[Miracle Maxie 6,791]

How would Mama know about staying on a diet? She looks like the small dog is going to be her next snack!

[Kid 23,195]

Their mother should know about snack cakes!!

[ams1001 57,167]

"She says she's gonna have surgery without me and that hurts my feelings!"

Well, if she waits for you she'll never have it!

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

Also, I don't think Amy's mother has a single shit to give about missing Amy's courthouse wedding. 

[LookABird 3,547]

Faulkner would have had a field day with this family.

[ams1001 57,167]

Why does she want her mother at her wedding, again?

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

OMG that mother is such hateful trash. 

[Ivylady 4,554]

Tammi looks worse with makeup. How? 

Their mother is a piece of work. 

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

I can't tell if the fat on the mother's stomach is actually her stomach or her boobs.

[88Keys 7,512]

What.  The.  Hell.  

These people cannot be real, right?  

[String Theory 8,848]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

OMG that mother is such hateful trash. 

Probably explains a lot why these two have weight issues.  Monkey see, Monkey do.

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

You are unlovable because you're TERRIBLE, Tammy. 

[Gbb 5,384]

So mom is awful. 

[Ivylady 4,554]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

OMG that mother is such hateful trash. 

I half-ass pay attention to this show. Is this the first time we've seen their mother? If so, she explains everything. 🤬🤬🤬

Also, Tammi, not everything is because you're bigger. Sometimes, it's because you're a bitch. 

[ams1001 57,167]

Sometimes I think I'm unlovable because I'm bigger.

From what I've seen...it's not because you're bigger.

[Kid 23,195]

You are unlovable Tammy because you’re a whining,  perpetual victim.

Edited January 30, 2020 by Kid

[String Theory 8,848]

I'm afraid Tammy's forehead is going to cover her eyes.  

Rolling eyes, trying to meet men on line?  She doesn't think they'll notice that she's fat all over? Reality check time.

1 minute ago, Kid said:

You are unlovable Tammy because you’re whining,  perpetual victim.

Nailed it!

[Miracle Maxie 6,791]

All the 600 poundticipants somehow manage to find love, or at least a companion. Tammy must really be a hosebeast!

Edited January 30, 2020 by Miracle Maxie · Reason: changed my mind

[PrincessPurrsALot 38,351]

Does she think they see her face and her forehead flap and assume she's svelte? 

[String Theory 8,848]

The Scott Brothers.  Another two that just NEED TO GO AWAY.....

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

What kind of guy wants to date Tammy?! He looks like a half-decent looking man ... I mean, GOD. Are the options really WORSE where he lives?

[String Theory 8,848]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

What kind of guy wants to date Tammy?! He looks like a half-decent looking man ... I mean, GOD. Are the options really WORSE where he lives?

A Catfish?  I don't think a Catfish would waste his time with her.  

Pass me the kerosine and matches please.

[PrincessPurrsALot 38,351]

She has a head like a badly caved jack-o-lantern.  The men are lining up to meet her.  Toss in her sparkling personality and it's a win for everybody.

[ams1001 57,167]

So Tammy learned how to probounced "soda" but can't handle "five"...

Imagine being excited to get down to a 2X...

OMG I want to rescue that poor dog.

[Kid 23,195]

Oh my God, everyone in this town must be morbidly obese!!!! Except the waiter.

 

Edited January 30, 2020 by Kid

[String Theory 8,848]

I'm glad that Amy has enough confidence to wear a bra top out in public.  

Tacos?  That doesn't sound like something on the diet.  Don't think Tammy's going to make it.

Looks like they need to take Angela with them to Atlanta.

[88Keys 7,512]

At least she (Amy?) got in the gym and did the work, unlike useless Gina from 600 lb Life earlier.  

[ams1001 57,167]

They don't understand a word the waiter is saying, do they?

She's drinking wine through a straw from a pink plastic cup.

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

I'm getting some strong Edith Massey vibes from Amy tonight.

[goofygirl 26,104]

Amy's forehead closeup DOES look like she's growing something up there like Tammy.  I wonder what's going on with their foreheads??

Loved that Tammy said she'd given up sodas for FIVE DAYS and her stomach looked "fatter" then corrected herself and said "Flatter".  OMG, they're drinking WINE???

Edited January 30, 2020 by goofygirl

[Miracle Maxie 6,791]

Oh, this is just cringe-worthy. I need to hide behind the sofa cushions to watch this wine tasting, or whatever it is... besides a travesty.

[String Theory 8,848]

Why is Amy's head bright red?

Nothing says CLASS than chugging wine out of a plastic pink Bride cup.....

Wonder how much TLC paid that place to stage this.

OMG, sounds like they're going to have a male dancer visit.  Wonder if he's going to be obese too?

[LookABird 3,547]

I gave it the old college try.  Cannot watch anymore.  I'll check in on your snark.  🙂

[aliya 18,249]

Did she say 'pimp cup' or 'pink cup'? TLC must have paid the winery big money to let these crazies film there. 

[ams1001 57,167]

She hired a stripper, didn't she?

OMG, I want to rescue that poor stripper....

[Gbb 5,384]

The wine needs sugar, y’all. 

[String Theory 8,848]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

I gave it the old college try.  Cannot watch anymore.  I'll check in on your snark.  🙂

OK @LookABird, this one is a bit more difficult to er.... "stomach".  At least neither of them have belched/farted yet.

See you next week at the Pounder board?

[crazycatlady58 14,583]

What a sad party. Three people.

[MISTIE 352]

3 minutes ago, aliya said:

Did she say 'pimp cup' or 'pink cup'? TLC must have paid the winery big money to let these crazies film there. 

She called it her pimp cup. Staying classy!

[String Theory 8,848]

2 minutes ago, Gbb said:

The wine needs sugar, y’all. 

Doncha know😧

[Miracle Maxie 6,791]

Not enough sofa cushions to hide behind...

[mmecorday 51,163]

This is one rockin' hen party!

[String Theory 8,848]

Dr. Vince................I just can't....

Wonder how much TLC paid him?

[Kid 23,195]

Just now, MISTIE said:

She called it her pimp cup. Staying classy!

You have to BE classy to STAY classy!!!😂😂😂😂

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

I am hiding under the covers in order to avoid watching this poor, half-naked man humiliate himself for these people.

[crazycatlady58 14,583]

Just now, String Theory said:

Dr. Vince................I just can't....

Wonder how much TLC paid him?

Not enough.

[Giant Misfit 52,084]

Just now, String Theory said:

Wonder how much TLC paid him?

Whatever it was, it wasn't ENOUGH.

[ams1001 57,167]

That stripper scene was the very definition of vicarious embarrassment.