S14.E17: Florida Fun and Fury

[Dance4Life]

Ooooh!  They are all suing each other?????
 

Someone please post a Spoiler tag.

Why?????

[Hangin Out]

Oh, this show.  I just might go back to Hallmark and cleanse my soul and eyeballs.

[escape]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

I don’t know how Kelly is going to stay on this show because she hates everyone. It’s like LVP on Bev. Hills. And now she’s not suppose to talk to Tamra and Shannon because of the lawsuit. 
I’m fine with her leaving and taking Gina and Brown Wind with her. 

Kelly doesn't hate everyone. She was recently out with her fiancé celebrating their engagement along Emily and Braunwyn - calling them "my girls, ride or die".  She tagged #teamrightcouch (referring to the reunion).   

It's toxic mean girls Tres Amigas that needs to go.

Edited November 27, 2019 by escape

[UsernameFatigue]

7 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I just realized that Brown Wind's husband reminds me of Paul Lynde.  

OMG I was just going to post the same thing!! All I see and hear when Shaun talks is Paul Lynde!! 

I have no idea why Kelly is still on the show. She brings nothing to it, whatsoever. Though I must say that I do enjoy her feeling like the underdog, after how she treated Shannon a couple of years ago. She positively relished making Shannon cry. So no sympathy from me, 

It is so weird to watch the show and know what has happened in the 7 months since this episode was filmed. I keep waiting for things that happen to Gina and Kelly in particular to be shown, but not sure if they film long enough for those events to be covered? 

I see Ragey Ryan now has Rapey Ryan's beard. Ugh. He is much worse looking now, but Brianna looks great. Getting away from Vicki was a great move for her.

That said, I would love to have Vicki back next year, and Bronte and Paul gone from my TV forever. I wouldn't even mind if Gina and Emily stay, as long as Bronte and her kit and kaboode are gone. 

[LibertarianSlut]

52 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I have never in my life known a man who would refer to a woman's top as "super cute."  "Super cute!  So cute!"  OK, Shawn.

And don't forget that, in Shawn's wizened opinion, Braunwyn should wear the gold dress on the right because it has so much more "nighttime staying power."

Gulp.

[Sew Sumi]

18 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

And don't forget that, in Shawn's wizened opinion, Braunwyn should wear the gold dress on the right because it has so much more "nighttime staying power."

Gulp.

What the hell does that even mean? 

Edited November 27, 2019 by Sew Sumi

[mbaywife123]

It is quite obvious that Brawny & Shawn are bi-sexual swingers.

Good for them, whatever floats their boats they are consenting adults but they might want to rethink airing all of their picadellos for their children and their friends and family to see on film in  perpetuity. 

[angelamh66]

Aww... so cute that Braunwyn thinks her fun party self is just misunderstood outside of Miami. No girl, I think everyone understands what a total try-hard you are. 

Kelly can be such an asshole but the line about Gina having to hold on to her extensions was everything. Gina’s “hair” is so godawful. 

The forced fun of that club... just no. 

[ivygirl]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

I agree. I use to like to watch the vacations and going out to have a good time but now all they do is act like cheap Ho’s, fight , and it’s just disgusting and not fun anymore. They should just reboot the whole cast. 

Or just plain old boot them...

[Mu Shu]

58 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

And don't forget that, in Shawn's wizened opinion, Braunwyn should wear the gold dress on the right because it has so much more "nighttime staying power."

Gulp.

Shawn’s wizened opinion! I demand you print that on a shirt and send to me. With Night time staying power! On the back.

[biakbiak]

Most of Brauwyn’s clothes that she “pulled from her closet” had tags. Why do these poor assholes come on to front?

[mbaywife123]

18 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

Most of Brauwyn’s clothes that she “pulled from her closet” had tags. Why do these poor assholes come on to front?

I think you answered your own question.

Because they are poor assholes that come on to front.

[Blueberry Snobal]

3 hours ago, JD5166 said:

Places I never want to go? Miami. 

Places I never want to go again? Miami and Key West.

[mbaywife123]

6 minutes ago, Blueberry Snobal said:

Places I never want to go again? Miami and Key West.

I agree, no offense to anyone in Miami or Key West but during the hot/humid months I would turn into a hot sweaty red flushed mess from my head to my feet.

Not a pretty picture at all, I would just want to lie down in an air conditioned room until I could escape the inferno/humidity.

[Happy Camper]

3 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

Kelly was correct saying that Tamra needed to show some decorum,

Edited November 27, 2019 by Happy Camper

[Hiyo]

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”the three amoebas”

The Toxic Trio...

One could say the Toxic Threesome, but we all know how the word Threesome triggers Vicki...

Edited November 27, 2019 by Hiyo

[Hiyo]

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It's toxic mean girls Tres Amigas that needs to go.

Keep Shannon and dump Gina and I agree with you.

[Mu Shu]

2 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

I think you answered your own question.

Because they are poor assholes that come on to front.

Except Gina, who is openly living in a homeless shelter and hoping her well to do “friends” will invite her to their soirées.

Man Brown Noser and her spouse are a couple of creepers. They’re like some comedy sketch of a skeezy swinger couple. Go do your sad adult shit off camera. It’s not edgy, just desperate. 

Edited November 27, 2019 by Mu Shu

[walnutqueen]

6 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

They are getting paid big bucks to have no shame, potty mouths and dressing like a prostitute. 

You just described my heroine, Trixie the Whore {Deadwood}.  ;~)

5 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

Oh, this show.  I just might go back to Hallmark and cleanse my soul and eyeballs.

That's a bit drastic, especially when brain bleach would suffice.

So, Shannon is Tamrat's cuntkin.

[FlyingEgret]

Re Vicki's reveal... Anyone else hear Tamra tell Emily and Gina (TWICE) that she (and Shannon) already knew the surprise news? Why was that necessary?

Re Key West... if you don't like it hot, try going in December; its delightful! 

[Irritable]

I can’t take the screaming anymore.  They scream when they are mad. They scream when they are happy. They scream when they are sad. They scream when they are just having a benign conversation. They scream when they are eating. They scream when they walk into a new place. They scream through every single trip they go on. 

Vicki in the preview falling and getting hauled off in an ambulance, AGAIN, like she does on all the vacations ... at least she’s consistent.  I was hoping she was going to go flying backwards over the chair when the champagne cork popped, but that was a red herring.

[Mindthinkr]

2 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

You just described my heroine, Trixie the Whore {Deadwood}.  ;~)

I loved Trixie too. However, I find Tamra too fake, which Trixie never was. 

[Chit Chat]

9 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

Brianna looked good , getting distance from her mom has served her well.

I'm happy that she found doctors who seem to be more knowledgeable and helpful in managing her Lupus.   That is wonderful news! 

I was confused with Shannon though.  She said that once she and David finalized the divorce, he actually complimented her and told her he was proud of her.  WTF?  That seems odd since he was being an asshole to her up until that point.   I don't understand him, at all.  I hope he has remorse for what he's put her through. 

[ErikaAlyson]

Matt smatt lol I wish he would appear on the show!! Braunwyn seems too nice for reality tv. Can’t wait to see Vicki get drunk next week😃😃

[Hangin Out]

7 hours ago, Sarah Heart said:

Steve cried, embellish much Vicki.?  I think he's  a little creep.Briana looked great, moving away from Vicki will do that.

I don't mind Braunwyn, she's kind, she's not Tamra slutty.  She's a good friend, I loved that one dress that was several colors , very Miami. Tamra's pink top, I mean dress, was trashy, she shows all her lady parts doesnt she , shes as common as muck, imho.

Shannon looked good tonight, Kelly needs to shut her nasty mouth. When she's with Braunwyn,  she's not as crazy.  I laughed at Gina's ratty  extensions  in the convertible, sure Matt won't ever cheat on you again Gina, you're boinking Matt, and looking  for hot men, keeping it  classy Gina.These women are so much work,  nice trip though. Emily is a snob sometimes, tonight was one of those times.zzz.

I think Gina is lying about the whole Matt thing.

[Hiyo]

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Vicki in the preview falling and getting hauled off in an ambulance, AGAIN, like she does on all the vacations ... at least she’s consistent.

Consistently desperate for attention...granted, she is a HW, but lets try something new for a change.

[Hangin Out]

4 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

You just described my heroine, Trixie the Whore {Deadwood}.  ;~)

That's a bit drastic, especially when brain bleach would suffice.

So, Shannon is Tamrat's cuntkin.

My memory is kerput.  When did pure little Shannon become Tamra’s bitch?  Why are they so close.  They just don’t belong together, at all.  Tamra is trash .. Shannon is not.  Or was not I should say.

[MissFeatherbottom]

11 hours ago, Kiss my mutt said:

  Brawyn is making me want to scratch my eyes out. She is so frickin’ ratchet! Please make her stop talking. 

Omg I was thinking this the whole time she was bragging how she styled her husband b/c he used to wear overalls.....Her "style" is nothing to brag about...it's tacky if ya ask me!!

[Hangin Out]

47 minutes ago, Hiyo said:

Consistently desperate for attention...granted, she is a HW, but lets try something new for a change.

I’ll bet these two crummy episodes will secure Icke’s orange full time again.  Oh nuts.  Tamra is probably safe.  Kelly might go to N.Y., and the Tres Amigas will be alive again.  Damn.  What more can they do?  A wedding for Vic and a divorce for Tam & Eddie?  Maybe Emily too?  Maybe Matt will appear being he has no job.

[PhilMarlowe2]

10 hours ago, escape said:

Kelly doesn't hate everyone. She was recently out with her fiancé celebrating their engagement along Emily and Braunwyn - calling them "my girls, ride or die".  She tagged #teamrightcouch (referring to the reunion).  

All well and good...until Kelly decides one or both of them has done her wrong - at which point Kelly will throw her patented "nukes" at them. It reminds me of the old expression, "When someone shows you who they are, believe them." There is no way Kelly judiciously saves her destructive behavior for people who "deserve" it. She's a loose cannon and she blames others for her temper rather than realizing that she is ultimately the common denominator in all the conflicts in her life.

Edited November 27, 2019 by PhilMarlowe2

[SunnyBeBe]

I used to hang with a clique of ladies who partied that way some years ago.  Yes, there were some fun times, but, I wondered why these married ladies were always so desperate to dance and touch other men.  (I was single, but, maintained more control than they did.)   Some also had small children at home with their husbands!  Anyway, they are ALL divorced now and the clique is no more.

It's tough figuring out who I dislike more....Kelly or Tamra.....actually, it doesn't matter.  I try to not think of either one. 

[chenoa333]

12 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

Of course it ends with Tamra spotting an audience and then screams 25’ back at Kelly about “doing what she does best...(sucking dicks)”. 

Tamra is so jealous that she's no longer the biggest dick sucker in the HoWives history. All she has now is a husband who has erectile dysfunction. I'll bet that requires a lot of effort and a lot of time.

Maybe Kelly should give Eddie a chance. I'll bet she could do it in less time than Tamra! 

[psychoticstate]

I am really puzzled as to why I am still watching this shit show.  

I don't particularly like Kelly but I will take her side all day long against Tamra.  I despise Tamra so much at this point that even if Tamra is technically in the right, I still won't side with her because I find her such a horrendous sack of suck.  

These bitches better gang up on Tamra at the reunion, after they've had a chance to view this season and see that it's TAMRA who is the shit stirrer and TAMRA who starts basically every argument and confrontation in the group.

Of course we can't have an OC trip without Tamra's top going down or her hemline going up.  What a stellar "Christian" she is.  Please excuse me while I step out to take about a dozen Advil for the eye rolling pain I've now got.  

[dmeets]

Vicki got to go on the vacation? What the hell was the point of the demotion this season when we haven't seen her any less? And because Kelly has no chill, she's solidified the Tres Amigas for good, so I fear there's no way Vicki isn't back next year.

Worse than Gina asking "What's a Charo?" was Tamra replying a cinnamon dessert. Oy.

[chenoa333]

13 hours ago, Axie said:

Thanks Buttwind, for the lesson in how to correctly pronounce your name-  Buuuutt Wind.  Buuuutt Wind.  Got it.  Thanks!

It's a stupid name. Even if your mom took four hits of acid and named you while trippin'! 

And BrownWind is so ignorant she thinks we make fun of her ridiculous name because we can't pronounce it. 

[Hangin Out]

42 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Tamra is so jealous that she's no longer the biggest dick sucker in the HoWives history. All she has now is a husband who has erectile dysfunction. I'll bet that requires a lot of effort and a lot of time.

Maybe Kelly should give Eddie a chance. I'll bet she could do it in less time than Tamra! 

I’ll bet Tamra is pumping up poor Eddy with viagra.  Anyone with heart problems takes pills and therefore probably can’t perform like they used to.  I don’t see her being understanding if he has a problem in that department.  They will probably divorce sooner than later being she’s supposidely a hot number.  The guy deserves better than her.

[bichonblitz]

Right, Gina. Your ex for sure would never, ever, ever cheat on you again. 

Brawnbore says her husband has no fashion sense at all yet calls him in to the room to help her choose her vacation clothes. 

Tamra standing on the bar wearing that shiny pink dress meant for a 22 yr old and thrusting her vagina back and forth with no panties on. Eddie, are ya still not embarassed of your wife? 

I agree with Kelly, Shannon's hair looked like crap but to yell it through the lobby and then grab Shannon's hair was going way to far. Stop with the ponytails on top of your head, Shan. I guess she wants to show off how nice and tight her face is now after the lift. 

[Mindthinkr]

11 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Right, Gina. Your ex for sure would never, ever, ever cheat on you again. 

Brawnbore says her husband has no fashion sense at all yet calls him in to the room to help her choose her vacation clothes. 

Tamra standing on the bar wearing that shiny pink dress meant for a 22 yr old and thrusting her vagina back and forth with no panties on. Eddie, are ya still not embarassed of your wife? 

I agree with Kelly, Shannon's hair looked like crap but to yell it through the lobby and then grab Shannon's hair was going way to far. Stop with the ponytails on top of your head, Shan. I guess she wants to show off how nice and tight her face is now after the lift. 

With no panties on? I thought she was wearing black panties. 

[bichonblitz]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

With no panties on? I thought she was wearing black panties. 

It was blurred out at one point, when Vicki put her hand over the "area" so I'm assuming no panties. 

[Keywestclubkid]

People who lie get suied ... Good God Tamra gets set off so easy if it just took those 5 words lol 

[TV Diva Queen]

Random thoughts: 

I thought they were staying at Brownwind's house in SoBe?  WTH? 

Brownwind dancing in the strip club was cringeworthy. 

Shannon looked fabulous heading into court!  That's your look Ms. Storm.  Right there.

That hotel looked fabulous, I'm going to book it for March 2020.  We go to SoBe frequently, and always stay either below 5th or above 17th.  So technically NOT South Beach but close enough.  LOL  

the lawyer (why can't I remember her name??) saying that Vicki bought her own ring.  Shade at its finest.

I agree with Kelly, Gina's hair is AWFUL.  I probably wouldn't have had screamed it across a hotel lobby though.

10 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

With no panties on? I thought she was wearing black panties. 

I saw black panties too.  There's no way Tamra isn't fully coiffed down there.  (words I thought I'd never type for a hundred Alex)

[chenoa333]

9 minutes ago, TV Diva Queen said:

agree with Kelly, Gina's hair is AWFUL.  I probably wouldn't have had screamed it across a hotel lobby though.

But Kelly is going bald. Her hairline is receding. That's why she's always wearing bangs. So shut the fuck up Kelly. You're going bald. We all see it. Go blow Eddie Judge 

[IKnowRight]

54 minutes ago, dmeets said:

Vicki got to go on the vacation? What the hell was the point of the demotion this season when we haven't seen her any less? And because Kelly has no chill, she's solidified the Tres Amigas for good, so I fear there's no way Vicki isn't back next year.

Kelly blew it!  At the beginning of the season she was getting along great with Shannon and Tamra. If she played along and just chilled over the Vicki stuff, Shannon would still be sticking up for her.  She doesn’t think, needles Shannon, and what do you know?  Vicki is now more relevant to Shannon and Tamra.  Tamra is the shit stirrer and Kelly is too emotional to behave like a normal person.

[TV Diva Queen]

1 minute ago, chenoa333 said:

But Kelly is going bald. Her hairline is receding. That's why she's always wearing bangs. So shut the fuck up Kelly. You're going bald. We all see it. Go blow Eddie Judge 

Gina created her wacked ass hair - Kelly's is something she can not control, so in my mind apples and oranges. 

Why would Kelly blow Eddie?  

[SunnyBeBe]

For me, don't insult someone's hairstyle, after you have described in detail how you did a tampon demonstration for your child. Kelly would be laughable, if she wasn't so sickening. 

[Mindthinkr]

20 minutes ago, TV Diva Queen said:

words

My quoting me mechanism isn’t working today, as it is fickle and only works occasionally, but the rest of your sentence “Words ugh I’d never type for a hundred Alex” had me laughing hard. That’s how I felt about something I wrote up thread. 

[nosedive]

13 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

I just realized that Brown Wind's husband reminds me of Paul Lynde.  

Except Paul Lynde meant to be funny!

He also reminds me of Liberace.  

Edited November 27, 2019 by nosedive

[TV Diva Queen]

29 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

My quoting me mechanism isn’t working today, as it is fickle and only works occasionally, but the rest of your sentence “Words ugh I’d never type for a hundred Alex” had me laughing hard. That’s how I felt about something I wrote up thread. 

its just awful what these horrible women are doing to us!!!!  you should have seen what I deleted to describe that.  LOL  I was like "I'm a grown ass 55yo woman and I'm NOT posting those words"  

[nosedive]

15 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

Kelly...”the three amoebas” lol. Good one. 

Tamra: “My competition days are over”. Well maybe for bodybuilding, but she seems in constant competition with all of the women over things...like status. 

Or the three Abuelas.  

[nosedive]

5 hours ago, Irritable said:

I can’t take the screaming anymore.  They scream when they are mad. They scream when they are happy. They scream when they are sad. They scream when they are just having a benign conversation. They scream when they are eating. They scream when they walk into a new place. They scream through every single trip they go on. 

Too bad Dr. Seuss isn't still around.  I see a sequel to Green Eggs and Ham.