Mike and Natalie: Low Interest Couple, High Interest Rates

[Nancybeth]

I just watched her Sushi making video after someone mentioned it in the episode thread: 

 

 

I laughed so hard I almost cried. From her insane cultural appropriation outfit to the awkward edit where she gave up on cutting the salmon to the MASSIVE sushi roll she made. Watching her eat that piece of sushi is absolutely disgusting, though, just as a warning. 

Why does she come off so, uh, sexually suggestive? Like it's the first scene of a porno?

ETA this amazing description of her Apple Pie video...Today my special guest Nicole and me are going to cook apple pie! For cooking apple pie you will need cheese, baking powder, butter, eggs, sugar, milk, flower and apples of cause. Exact recipes and measurements will follow shortly after in the description. Please do not forget to subscribe for new videos!

Edited June 11, 2021 by Nancybeth

[goofygirl]

"FLOWER"???? Oh, right.

 

[DanaMB]

3 hours ago, Nancybeth said:

Watching her eat that piece of sushi is absolutely disgusting, though, just as a warning. 

That was so gross. 🤢

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are the rolls so big? That is insane.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She should stick to interpreting. Even though that isn’t her dream.

[seacliffsal]

Super boring.  And, she is so not as cute and charming as she thinks she is.  Do people actually have to pay to subscribe to her channel?

[goofygirl]

Yep, I think Nutalie thinks she's completely adorable.

[endure]

On 6/11/2021 at 4:14 PM, Nancybeth said:

I just watched her Sushi making video after someone mentioned it in the episode thread: 

 

 

I laughed so hard I almost cried. From her insane cultural appropriation outfit to the awkward edit where she gave up on cutting the salmon to the MASSIVE sushi roll she made. Watching her eat that piece of sushi is absolutely disgusting, though, just as a warning. 

Why does she come off so, uh, sexually suggestive? Like it's the first scene of a porno?

ETA this amazing description of her Apple Pie video...Today my special guest Nicole and me are going to cook apple pie! For cooking apple pie you will need cheese, baking powder, butter, eggs, sugar, milk, flower and apples of cause. Exact recipes and measurements will follow shortly after in the description. Please do not forget to subscribe for new videos!

LOL I hadn't watched this episode, but the ones I watched were equally horrific, they have got to be the worst cooking videos on YouTube, even editing couldn't save this mess!

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 6/12/2021 at 12:19 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

She should stick to interpreting. Even though that isn’t her dream.

 I thought her dream was to be an actress.  Or journalist.  Or wife and mother.  Or to rid the world of alcohol.  And red meat.  Or hug trees.  Or be sporty.

[Toaster Strudel]

On 6/11/2021 at 11:03 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Why are the rolls so big? That is insane.

Sushi logs. It's an Olympic Peninsula thing.

[mmal]

Can't say that I'm surprised that Mike, I mean miKKKe, is likely racist.

Anyone else think that Trish has her hood and robe hanging with her scarves?

If that rumor about miKKKe's first wife leaving him for a black woman turns out to be true, then even better.

Now I'm rooting for Natalie to destroy the racist crotch grabber.

Edited June 20, 2021 by mmal

[goofygirl]

I just re-watched the Thanksgiving ep and I STILL didn' hear Trish call Nutalie a HOOKER.

That other stuff, I'm completely unaware of.

[mamadrama]

"Native dishes should be made by native people from that country!" Says the Ukrainian woman making sushi and wearing chopsticks in her hair. 

[gingerella]

These two chucklefucks are literally insane. Natalie is the definition of bat shit crazy, but Mike & mom are gaslighting motherfuckers so I loathe them all equally. They deserves the fresh hell they’re in. May they stay married forfuckingever and be the miserable asswipes they are.

[Frozendiva]

21 hours ago, mamadrama said:

"Native dishes should be made by native people from that country!" Says the Ukrainian woman making sushi and wearing chopsticks in her hair. 

You would think she would be showing folks how to make borscht, cabbage rolls, perogies, crepes with cottage cheese (can’t get the right word to work here), etc. A lot of people take cultural dishes and cook them or add their own spin.

[cynicat]

55 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

You would think she would be showing folks how to make borscht, cabbage rolls, perogies, crepes with cottage cheese (can’t get the right word to work here), etc. A lot of people take cultural dishes and cook them or add their own spin.

Blintzes? 

[Frozendiva]

10 minutes ago, cynicat said:

Blintzes? 

“Nalysnyky”

[UniqueHandle]

4 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

You would think she would be showing folks how to make borscht, cabbage rolls, perogies, crepes with cottage cheese (can’t get the right word to work here), etc. A lot of people take cultural dishes and cook them or add their own spin.

I said this same exact thing to my husband when we once stumbled upon her videos on the youtubes. A total head-scratcher. His thought is that she is trying to appear more American so she can become an actress?? Her English is very broken, and she barely opens her mouth to speak I'm not sure how she thinks she is going to make it as an actress in America. *shrug*

[gingerella]

Her biggest obstacle is her grossly misplaced self confidence that she is 'all that'. She's not. She comes off as a laughing stock embarrassment. Who in the entertainment world would hire this crazy bitch. Nobody legit, that's who. She'd be better off going home to Ukraine to parlay her 'fame' here over there.

[SunnyBeBe]

On 6/22/2021 at 12:05 PM, gingerella said:

Her biggest obstacle is her grossly misplaced self confidence that she is 'all that'. She's not. She comes off as a laughing stock embarrassment. Who in the entertainment world would hire this crazy bitch. Nobody legit, that's who. She'd be better off going home to Ukraine to parlay her 'fame' here over there.

Sometimes, my dislike for realty cast members waxes and wanes, but with Natalie.....I have detested her from the beginning. I never saw anything to make me like her even for minute.  Nothing.........I doubt that’s going to change.  

Edited July 8, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[Armchair Critic]

Video leaked of Mike um... jerking it and his um... D was underwhelming. Unfortunately I also have seen a few others from the series (Colt *gag*) and yes I know they can't help the lack of size, but it does make me wonder if those type of men purposely choose foreigners because they think the women will have lower expectations?

I'll see myself out.....

[mmal]

You didn't want "the magic surprise"?

"Daddy wants to cum," that's all "baby."

Edited July 18, 2021 by mmal

[cynicat]

8 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Video leaked of Mike um... jerking it and his um... D was underwhelming. Unfortunately I also have seen a few others from the series (Colt *gag*) and yes I know they can't help the lack of size, but it does make me wonder if those type of men purposely choose foreigners because they think the women will have lower expectations?

I'll see myself out.....

How and why would something like that, if you'll excuse the expression, get leaked? I mean, who truly would have access?  I highly doubt anyone is desperate to hack into his computer.  Because seriously, who gives a shit?

[Baltimore Betty]

9 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Video leaked of Mike um... jerking it and his um... D was underwhelming. Unfortunately I also have seen a few others from the series (Colt *gag*) and yes I know they can't help the lack of size, but it does make me wonder if those type of men purposely choose foreigners because they think the women will have lower expectations?

I'll see myself out.....

What is it with recording yourself doing those things especially when they have nothing to brag about?

Why are these people always shocked when their video is leaked? 

Why don't these people adhere to the "behind closed doors" adage?

Why are these people so stupid?

[Armchair Critic]

2 hours ago, cynicat said:

How and why would something like that, if you'll excuse the expression, get leaked? I mean, who truly would have access?  I highly doubt anyone is desperate to hack into his computer.  Because seriously, who gives a shit?

He got revenge porned, sent it to a woman he was dating (after Natalie I assume) who when they broke up leaked it. What he says on the video is even more embarrassing as @mmal jokes about above.

1 hour ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What is it with recording yourself doing those things especially when they have nothing to brag about?

Why are these people always shocked when their video is leaked? 

Why don't these people adhere to the "behind closed doors" adage?

Why are these people so stupid?

That’s why TLC likes them, they have little common sense and are willing to make fools out of themselves.

I have been with the same man for years so haven’t been doing much comparison shopping 😉 but I am starting to think he is well endowed after seeing these people. 🧐😂🤣

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What is it with recording yourself doing those things especially when they have nothing to brag about?

Why are these people always shocked when their video is leaked? 

Why don't these people adhere to the "behind closed doors" adage?

Why are these people so stupid?

And yet we watch!!  

[Takitaki]

13 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

What he says on the video is even more embarrassing as @mmal jokes about above.

What did he say?!

[Armchair Critic]

8 hours ago, Takitaki said:

What did he say?!

😬 Very cringey sex talk that makes him look like a fool. 
 

Spoiler

The video is on Reddit 90 Day Fiancé forums I don’t know if I am allowed to link to there. I am too embarrassed to type out what he says in the video.

[gingerella]

This sums up these two chucklefucks perfectly:

[Toaster Strudel]

There was even a photoshop where the tip was replaced by Trisha wearing her glans hat.

[goofygirl]

Are they actually FINISHED now or was that weird "fight" last night just their attempt to keep their fake-ass storyline going?

[Frozendiva]

Natalie has a new look (from SoapDirt). Probably filtered.

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-natalie-mordovtseva-flaunts-glamorous-new-look-see-pic/

[hookedontv]

27 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Natalie has a new look (from SoapDirt). Probably filtered.

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-natalie-mordovtseva-flaunts-glamorous-new-look-see-pic/

Yeh, totally looks filtered, like many of the Instagram or TikToks that random people put out there. A weak attempt at frauding us 😂

[Mondrianyone]

Willage of the Damned, Ukrainian edition. You're velcome.

[magemaud]

that doesn't even look like her! 

[libgirl2]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

that doesn't even look like her! 

Where did her eyeballs go? 

[magemaud]

6 hours ago, libgirl2 said:

Where did her eyeballs go?

Maybe it’s really possible to roll your eyes so hard they “stay that way,” just like your Mother warned you 

[itsadryheat]

Did she also get a new personality to go with that "new" look?

Didn't think so.

[Bubbles1967]

On 6/20/2021 at 5:28 PM, goofygirl said:

I just re-watched the Thanksgiving ep and I STILL didn' hear Trish call Nutalie a HOOKER.

That other stuff, I'm completely unaware of.

I read on another site that Trish did say it. They cut it out of the scene but will be showing it at the tell-all.

[Persnickety1]

1 hour ago, Bubbles1967 said:

I read on another site that Trish did say it. They cut it out of the scene but will be showing it at the tell-all.

I read that as well.

I had pretty much figured out TLC had the footage but was holding onto it until the Tell All.  

Maybe the Tell All will actually be interesting this time.  

[sainte-chapelle]

On 8/1/2021 at 10:38 AM, Persnickety1 said:

I read that as well.

I had pretty much figured out TLC had the footage but was holding onto it until the Tell All.  

Maybe the Tell All will actually be interesting this time.  

I want to hear Mike squeal like the pig he is about the fact that his mom never said it, then I want TLC to cut to the footage then cut back to pig Mike and Mullet Trish. I hope that happens and I will be here for it.

[watchingtvaddict]

10 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I want to hear Mike squeal like the pig he is about the fact that his mom never said it, then I want TLC to cut to the footage then cut back to pig Mike and Mullet Trish. I hope that happens and I will be here for it.

I read the info too… for anyone interested The story goes something like: Natalie informed Trish she was a hostess in Ukraine. And Trish responded “like a hooker?”. I think that “like” is going to be very important in Trish’s continued denial. I can totally see her arguing “I never called you a hooker, Natalie! I was just asking you to explain your job!!!” 
 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 hours ago, watchingtvaddict said:

I read the info too… for anyone interested The story goes something like: Natalie informed Trish she was a hostess in Ukraine. And Trish responded “like a hooker?”. I think that “like” is going to be very important in Trish’s continued denial. I can totally see her arguing “I never called you a hooker, Natalie! I was just asking you to explain your job!!!” 
 

 

Natalie is no prize but Mike and his mom are trash.

[watchingtvaddict]

44 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Natalie is no prize but Mike and his mom are trash.

They're all so awful. I'm amazed they keep on signing up to the show and demonstrating what terrible people they are. I wish they'd just been a "one and done" couple. 

[Back Atcha]

On 8/2/2021 at 6:50 PM, watchingtvaddict said:

On 8/2/2021 at 6:04 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Natalie is no prize but Mike and his mom are trash.

They're all so awful. I'm amazed they keep on signing up to the show and demonstrating what terrible people they are. I wish they'd just been a "one and done" couple. 

Typical of narcissists.  Mike and his mother seem very impressed with themselves and each other.  Mayo Clinic definition: "Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have

• inflated sense of their own importance
• deep need for excessive attention and admiration
• troubled relationships
• lack of empathy for others

"But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

"A narcissistic personality disorder causes problems in many areas of life, such as relationships, work, school or financial affairs. People with narcissistic personality disorder may be generally unhappy and disappointed when they're not given the special favors or admiration they believe they deserve. They may find their relationships unfulfilling, and others may not enjoy being around them."

Perhaps THIS is why Mike's mom has no one but her CLONE to help her load and cut firewood (once a year).  Where are Mike's buddies and admirers?

[Back Atcha]

On 7/31/2021 at 9:16 AM, itsadryheat said:

Did she also get a new personality to go with that "new" look?

It's possible.  Living with constant nagging, criticism, and being a continual "disappointment" can alter one's personality...temporarily.  

[Teri313]

I find it interesting that Natalie seems so comfortable driving in the U.S. In the Ukraine, she tried to drive and she was a complete ditz, acting like she had no idea what she was doing, almost side-swiping someone. But here, she drives everywhere and looks completely comfortable, with a coffee cup in one hand on the highway chatting away with Julia. She also reallyreallyreally wanted a baby when she was in the Ukraine, to the point of badgering Mike to commit to getting that process going before he went home. Now, no baby anything.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 hours ago, Teri313 said:

I find it interesting that Natalie seems so comfortable driving in the U.S. In the Ukraine, she tried to drive and she was a complete ditz, acting like she had no idea what she was doing, almost side-swiping someone. But here, she drives everywhere and looks completely comfortable, with a coffee cup in one hand on the highway chatting away with Julia. She also reallyreallyreally wanted a baby when she was in the Ukraine, to the point of badgering Mike to commit to getting that process going before he went home. Now, no baby anything.

Well, she has a baby rat, pulya, pulya, pulya.

Was that Julia's car that Natalie was driving?

I am confused about Julia giving Natalie a suitcase, Natalie has a suitcase at Mike's, she brought it with her when she came to the states and did Natalie take the rat and his cage with her when she left Mike's house?

 

[mmal]

Him confessing to her in Ukraine about his $30,000 debt likely dampened her desire to have a child with him.

She did tell the cameras back then that she probably wouldn't have entered into a relationship with him if she had known about his debt, so it seems like it was a factor.

Edited August 9, 2021 by mmal

[Teri313]

10 hours ago, mmal said:

Him confessing to her in Ukraine about his $30,000 debt likely dampened her desire to have a child with him.

She did tell the cameras back then that she probably wouldn't have entered into a relationship with him if she had known about his debt, so it seems like it was a factor.

Then why continue to pursue him? She seemed downright desperate to have a baby. I think most women in that position would dump him fast and get busy looking for someone else. It wasn't like she had years invested in a loving relationship with him. In fact, it seemed like they hardly knew or liked each other. Then she gets here and goes all psycho-girlfriend looking for the ring and acting desperate to get married. No mention of babies. Why would someone so hell-bent on having a baby just give it up for a guy she doesn't seem to even like? Maybe because she's just a phony.