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I feel bad because I hate Emma's hair and veil and lipstick. Like it is distracting to the nth degree.

Also, no TLK here. Move along. (Dropping a heart on the floor like that cannot be sanitary)

So 45 min in to the Wedding Episode! and we have gotten approximately nowhere. Well- no we did get a deus ex machina. So the wedding is going to be awesome...

Snow- use an arrow.

How did she get to the sherif's station? Why is Emma suddenly no longer smart and ready to give up? Ha- Regina's face when they started singing - that was actually funny.

Why? Why have they not figured out how to keep people from zapping things out of their hands?!?! It is infuriating.

"I got insurance" "Oh- good now you can get your teeth fixed" My friend and I are binging this show right now and he was saying how he missed the neighbor - in comes RuPaul with that line. Spit his drink back into the glass. Sophia is still the worst - but I adore the secondary characters.

Yay! Welcome back show! Lucifer's little smirk when he got mom talking about the flaming sword was everything. As was his performance of Eternal Flame. I kind of loved Candy. I also want flashbacks of what Lucifer got up to in Vegas. Wonder how he is going to explain her being gone? I do wish that there was a bit of a bigger time jump- to really ramp up the mystery of being missing but that is a minor, minor thing. And Dr. Linda! I always love me some Dr. Linda.

I can honestly say my favorite part of this episode was when Aliyah said she would be back in Chemistry class studying stoichiometry- and then the face she pulled. Girl. I feel you. That was hilarious.

Can someone explain how killing the Savior would make someone the Savior? Come on Darth Gideon- be more interesting than that. Also, why do bad guys always stomp around the middle of town at night? FFS-Put up some better lighting and cameras Storybook Municipal, maybe a better lock on the clock tower? At least Colin looked like he was having fun in his old guy getup. "We're switching to water." "For drinking?" Ha! I did enjoy seeing August and the Sherif again. I completely understand why people don't like August. I really do enjoy the actor though and kinda of dig the mystic angle of his. I just wish he didn't leave Emma to her own devices/let her go to jail for all those years (which I am going to ignore- I mean the writes ignore their character's history all the time). I cringed when I noticed now dirty Emma's beautiful cape was getting in the woods- but then it looked just a little wet back at August's and I was jealous of the cleaning properties of magic. This exchange did make me laugh: "That's how your getting home? A tree?" "A magic tree." Like, duh.

And only the 3rd most sketchy thing happening in the Magic Kingdom parking lot!

Her little smile after"run" had me dying. And as I said before- this whole thing has me missing Better Off Ted. I don't think it was a bad episode by any means- I just want the continuation.

Drew looked really pretty at the start of this episode. Love Eric and his unrepentant nerdiness. So Dr. Wolf is basically a super smart Veronica ( I am totally ok with that choice). At least the Serbians are not the Dutch. Love Ramona. Knew that cliffhanger was coming. Probably my least favorite episode of the series (despite my love for Portia) but I absolutely want a second season. I enjoyed the half hour format.

Portia! That is just going to make me mourn Better Off Ted even more...

Alba!!!! I love all the faces that keep appearing on this show. "All he'll want is some cocaine and a handwritten thank you note."

Olyphant is killing it. Watching him slowly unravel is fantastic. "I just think of it as a very long face with toes."

This episodes best lines: "My sister is getting divorce, but we are super competitive so I am ok with it" "I am not doing cocaine Abby- I have a feeling I would be unbearable." There were a few others- but those 2 were my favorite.

The little one liners this show keeps throwing are killing me. "There was no pee, so that's a win." "Like, crush a mouse stupid."

I dig Abby. For some reason the neighbor's line delivery of "She's not toddler hot" had my husband and I in stitches. I am not usually one for zombie shows- that is more DHs thing but I am really enjoying this show.

Chloe is a "miracle" Her parents were unable to have children and God ordered Amenadiel down to Earth to bless the couple so they could have a child. As far as her divinity or powers- we don't actually know what they are or what they mean other than her effect on Lucifer. At least I think that is the case :)

Super bummed about May but that was a fantastic episode to go out on. 2 scenes stick out in particular for me. As a ton of other people noted- DB Woodside in the doorway. Man, was that powerful. The framing, the music, his sheer presence were all just perfection. Totally agree with @Good Queen Jane - that sure looked like an angel getting his groove back. I have not been crazy about the character- but the scene with Lucifer dragging his mom back into the elevator to leave hell was another perfect melding of actors, music, and cinematography. Do you guys remember when Tom Ellis was Robin Hood? I love Lucifer, so obviously I am much happier he is here- but how different could Once Upon a Time been with him still in that role? (Never mind - I don't even think Tom would have been able to save that thankless role...) Also, Dr. Linda totally deserves a raise. See you all in May!

There were a few actual laugh out loud moments for me in this episode. I like that they are keeping it pretty dark. I am sad that the Teddy will probably not be around again (mainly because I think the actor is super handsome.) I also kind of love how much Alba dislikes Jimmy. I also adore little Ben and how he kind of just wanders through the chaos of his life.

I happened to catch a rerun of this tonight. I have never watched a single episode but I cannot understand any world where the best tasting food does not win. I do not care how pretty something is- if it tastes bad or is done poorly- it losses.

At the 30 min mark- still barely anything has happened. Emma got sent to AU, Regina chased her. That’s it. Why didn’t Regina wish for the lamp to tag along on the trip with her? Nothing, nothing, David did something! Nothing, nothing. Why didn't they wish Aladdin free- doesn't he keep the magic genie powers w/o the itty bitty living space? 50 min in: “Oh, hey hooded figure! Oh- cool- Black Faire will be in this next season. And that’s how Gideon is going to be older. Oh, hey Gideon! Emma- "the pain is what makes me, me!" Ridiculous and contrived. Yeah- let’s not use our magic at all and miss the magic bean portal. So, that was underwhelming.

Henry Simmons was excellent this episode. Actually, I really enjoyed this entire episode. Are you talking about the card Mack was holding when Robbie came out of dark world? I think it was a picture w/ writing on the back. It said: Hope 4/18/06 So when the Rider said Mack lost hope- it appears to have been in a literal sense...