[Stephanie & Ryan]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

Since then, they have taken some snapshot quality photos, but seriously Stephani, take some pride in your work:

What are those things in her stomach and boobs, was this  photo from some sort of acupuncture appointment?

[S12.E07: How Do You Know If You're In Love?]

34 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Question: Were we shown Hayley's reaction to the backyard Jacob Beach? 

I know, that seemed to be a pride and joy thing for Jake and there was no mention of his own private beach, (I was going call it his own Private Idaho to keep it all things 80's).  

So, when I met my husband he had a poker table and folding chairs as his kitchen table, some sort of exercise cycle in place of a dining table, chrome and glass coffee table, black leather sofas, an ancient recliner and a waterbed, a big, ugly waterbed...none of that stuff lives with us, it all went buh byes (in stages) when I moved in then when we bought another house...it was all from the Sears Bachelor Collection, lol...maybe Jake would say buh bye to some of his decor for the right person.  Hayley is just not that person.

Side note, Hubs had a cat, it stayed for the next 12 years and I added two more very special cats to the mix, we have one left. I am now a cat person, that is what you do for love, lol.

And what was with that farewell speech Chris was trying out? I could have loved you crap, Paige was flattered and falling for that crap?  Her lingering in the parking lot for something else to happen? Is she really that dumb? Ugh, I would have sprinted to my car and not looked back but there she was trying to show him that he is going to miss her...nope, just no.

[S12.E07: How Do You Know If You're In Love?]

Clara keeps saying her fear is that she will fall in love with Ryan but he will not fall in with her, seems like a self fufilling prophesy, she keeps putting it out there in the universe. Stop saying it to Ryan!

What happens if your pets hate each other? Then what?

 

[S12.E07: How Do You Know If You're In Love?]

8 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

Jake’s dragging up all the hurt from being rejected by women his past and dumping it on Haley over not being invited for cocktails...his over reacting just gives her reason to keep away...her small victory.

His calling her a liar and high strung are to inflict hurt not further discussion. What an asshat. 

She’s not attracted to him...not one iota.
Jake’s 80’s obsession is beyond annoying. The crew must want to hang themselves.

His black polo was the nicest thing he’s worn...including his tux that was ill fitted.

Haley’s place is nice...like her white beachy office.

Erik’s condo looks like an executive apartment....American Psycho ish.

VA’s apt must smell like stale beer and cat piss.

Ryan’s glasses and mug collection look what I took over to Goodwill last week.

Do like his gray Subway tile back splash.

Miska shrine.  

Yes to all of this, I think they should see the apartments before the honeymoon, that reveal could have been the deal breaker for some of these couples!

Ryan's randomness of mugs and hodge podge food storage would have made me think twice, seeing his messy drawers...on the surface everything is neat and clean but underneath it all he is messy, very psychotic.

VA's apartment was exactaly what I expected, Erik's place confused me, how could a room with no door be soundproof?  There was no flow, I could not make out the floor plan or what type of house it was, was it a townhouse or condo or what?

Jake's bedroom is in the basement? It looked like a windowless room. What happened to his upstairs, we never saw it.

[S12.E07: How Do You Know If You're In Love?]

I do not understand Paige's shock that Chris wants out of the marriage, why would she want to hang in there with a person who has shown you exactly who he is and will continue to be.

Seriously, she was surpised by his wanting a divorce?

I'd rather throw in the towel sooner rather than later.

[S12.E07: How Do You Know If You're In Love?]

6 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Here’s Jake’s truth...Jake has never been the boyfriend. He wants the full boyfriend experience.

Jake is okay to seduce and grind on in the closet or gym alley, to have revenge sex with during “breaks” in her regular relationship, to text for a booty call but he is not the guy you want to bring to grandma’s for your family’s Easter brunch, the work picnic, the alum fundraiser because he acts too weird, he dresses too weird, he cannot banter, he is a wet blanket in a group.

Unfortunately, Jake thinks he is charming , debonair, interesting, witty but in actuality he comes off as bizarro and tone deaf to the flow of conversation, to the room. His incessant talking about neon makes me want to hit my head with a hammer.

Jake’s confession of his feelings getting hurt when women treat him as a side of beef as the “side piece” was his cry for help.

Jake wants to be accepted by the mainstream, represented by the friend group that is Haley’s lifeline but those lemmings do not like people who are too unique, dress in odd costumes for comic effect,  who can’t chat about bland things in life.
Jake’s nerd friends tried to warn him that he will not convince anyone that 80’s detritus is cool and his insistence of talking about nothing else will hurt him with his new friends. 

Jake’s need for PDA...and Haley’s rejection of his pawing at her is telling.

Hand holding  is a phase he missed in middle school and high school when he was an insecure chubby mathlete, watching the popular group eating at the popular table laughing, having fun and obviously ignoring him.

He wants a popular girl who is proud to be seen with him in full freak mode...jorts, MembersOnly white jacket in his mullet wig, who can make him feel he is part of that group as they go to alum football weekends and party at sorority and frat alum functions.

He is hurt that his wife still makes him feel he is on the outside looking inside....but he is too stubborn and proud to change.

And Jake shouldn’t change unless he wants to change.

He can ride and die on his one note personality.

Geeze, you totally nailed it, are you a therapist in real life because...you totally explained him in the most precise way, I agree with every single personality trait explanation. You should reach out to him and offer counseling, he needs someone that understands him, tag, you're it!  Figure out a way tohave him burn the MO jacket, those were ugly back then and they are ugly still.

[S12.E07: How Do You Know If You're In Love?]

6 hours ago, rebel2u said:

At this point, I believe Paige is fully embracing the role of martyr.  Pastor Cal says she's a "ride or die" woman.  If by this he is implying that Paige's sticking with Chris through all Chris's bullshit is a good thing, he's as dumb as she is.

I thought Jacob was a little scary when he repeatedly called Haley a liar.  I had thought of him as a quiet, thoughtful person but this was a new side to him.  I might be keeping my guard up, too. 

Chris has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old.  He couldn't keep that goofy grin off his face when he showed up while Pastor Cal was talking to Paige. I can't figure out what his end game is.  To get 2 women pregnant?  To keep stringing Paige along because he knows she'll stick by him if he just throws her a few crumbs now and then? So he can keep having sex with her and have his self image as a powerful man reinforced? 

I so dislike his face.  I find him painful to look at.

 

 

Once again we have a woman playing Russian Roulet with fertility, why?

Why is it that an educated woman would have unprotected sex with someone who is a stranger and who treats her like shit? Why is reproduction knowledge the thing that so many people ignore?  From day one Paige knew he was not in to her and told her he was not attracted to her, disappeared on her while getting breakfast, treats her with no respect, a really horrible person, why would she want to have a baby with him or even risk it?

Please for the love of G-d Paige, speak above a whisper!!!  

[S11.E02: Licked Up and Down]

Jackie says she was okay with missing the trip and wanted to spend quality time with her kids then we hear her telling her daughter that even though her bags were packed, they are mean girls, don't associate with mean girls, etc...why do these HW's talk to their pre teen kids about things that go one with the other HW's such as fights, they go in to details that the kids don't need to hear about, why not just say she wanted to stay home with her family?  

Tre can't shut up about Jackie and the other women are trying to not dwell on the situation by feeding in to Tre's constant comments about Jackie not being there but yet every conversation circles back to the Jackie story.

Joe is selling vibrators?  He always struck me as the type that would get his nose out of joint if a woman whipped one out to add to their bedroom fun, like it would be an insult and it would hurt his ego.

Margaret likes a bold wallpaper, doesn't she?  Honestly, I would love to see the finished product, she has very tall ceilings, could be a very cool look once the furniture is in.

Frank seems like a nice guy.

David most likely will not put a ring on it.

 

[S11.E02: Licked Up and Down]

1 hour ago, pieinmyeye said:

Teresa is so annoyingly stupid. She truly makes my ass hurt.

It's that open mouth, blinking, staring she does like she is trying to compute what someone is saying.

Such a dumb dumb.

[Kenneth and Armando: Don't Fuck This Up For Us, TLC]

30 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Do I get credit for Shorty McTemper (John from England dating Rachel from NM) calling me a c*nt?

You get extra credit!

Larry once responded to one of my posts, I felt so cool.

[Stephanie & Ryan]

1 hour ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Wow, your assessment on boh of these was spot on. Rest knowing you're truly doing the lord's work :). I don't know, SHOULD we feel bad for these people?

I am speechless. WTF? Who is paying for those photos?

The last photo looks like a post mortem pic.

Did one of her cats take these photos?

A dildo pic? Seriously, with all the free porn with better looking participants?  

I guess that med spa place is not really hers or business is that bad.

Speechless.

[Unpopular Opinions: Overheard in the Castle Leoch Kitchen]

1 hour ago, Beeyago said:

There were parts here and there that i enjoyed about Paris,

I could have watched the first half of their time in Paris with the sound off, Clair's wardrobe was amazing!!!!

[S08.E11: Three's A Party]

32 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

Oh, my mother gave me a book, too, back in 1973 (because I'm older than dirt).  I was 12.  

It was called "Memoirs of an Ex Prom Queen."  She had briefly worked at a drug store that would occasionally tear off the covers of books that didn't sell and put them in a bin for the employees to take for free.  She thought it sounded like something I would enjoy reading.

I most assuredly did enjoy it.  I read that book 3-4 times.  

She got bored one day whilst I was at school and started reading it.  It was in the trash can when I got home.  

She had no idea it was basically a porn novel (especially by 1973 standards).  

She never brought me home another book 😂

 

I bet you learned more from that book than having "the talk," lol.

[S08.E17: Reunion]

I got nothing from the reunion, no shockers, no insight, nothing.

How does Andy think this was entertaining, he did not talk about Izzy and her newly found awareness, he did not ask Capt. Lee why that blue mug (which we have never seen before), was always in the frame of filming, was it a gift from his now deceased son?  Capt. Lee did not address Delores at all nor did they show the infamous jump in to the water, no mention of any of the charters where things actually happened.  We did not even get a montage of Lee's sayings.

Capt. Lee is going thru grief, it could be a long process and he should have been kinder to himself and not filmed, he was checked out, understandably.

Eddie was subdued, we could have been treated to a rerun of his goat calling, that was funny. 

Nobody brought up the beach clean up with no gloves and Elizabeth dressed like she was going clubbing.

C'mon Andy, do better.

[S08.E17: Reunion]

9 hours ago, PaperTree said:

Liz is as clueless as ever.

She kept shifting around so much I was getting motion sickness, her outfit looked like a skating costume.

 

[S13.E10: What Happened in the Dungeon?]

Some random thoughts crossed my mind, Bolo obviously is willing to do what ever it takes to get the job done, he spent a lot of time at that party, what do we think he charges for just dancing and what do we think he charges for the um, ahem, extras?  

My other thought was the money all over the floor, did Bolo get that money?  I would have taken a handful, would I be doing that alone or would any of you be joining me in a grab and go?

I think it is safe to say that Kandi and Company would not be getting their cleaning deposit refunded.

[S08.E11: Three's A Party]

5 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I will never understand these people who A) wait until Day 89 to marry (I call production shenanigans) and B) have little money yet think they have to have the big wedding. 

When you use your 90 days to get to know each other...ugh, so stupid.  I would want to know, really know the person I bought the cheapest, smallest diamond in the store for or recieved the cheapest, smallest diamond from the store before I up and moved to another country.  

The big wedding would entail a lot of planning, none of these idiots do anything more than a week before the very last second, also the money...why is it always the broke idiots?  None of these imports realize how they have hooked up with someone who is living hand to mouth?

Two things we have learned about these idiots, one, they will do anything for a dollar and two, they are too stupid for words.

If you are fighting constantly while you are only dating why on earth move forward with that relationship, dating is supposed to be the fun, carefree time, there are no real life issues at hand and if you do not get along, move along.  How would you continue with a marriage if  the time you spent dating sucked balls?  

[S08.E11: Three's A Party]

7 minutes ago, Starlight925 said:

Sue Ann Nivens!!!!  🤣

I bet less than 50% of people on this board know who that is.  But I bet Rebecca and Stephanie sure do!

Stephanie:  Tells psychic she could tell Ryan wasn't wearing a condom because it was "dry" down there.  Ummmm....Stephanie....you're a 52 year-old woman.  Maybe the dryness was on....how shall we say this.....your end?

Sue Ann Nivens...loved that character, MTMS was one of the best shows ever!!! 

Stephanie could have said something other than calling it her "dryness", just ewww and how embarrassing for her, her inner filter is not on. 

 

 

[S08.E11: Three's A Party]

43 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I mean, that would be hard to hear but that is when I pack to leave.  You can't manufacture love (but TLC can invent drama.)  I know it had been said but I can't believe Natalie is STILL ON THAT situation.  Either forgive and move on or not forgive (nothing to forgive, to me) and make some choices.  But the yammering on and on about it.......

Ok, so now we know she hangs on to non issues like a dog with a bone...what will be the next thing she hangs on to, then the next, etc...Mike will be in for a long road ahead having these circular convos about things that resolved and then brought up again. How fun will that be?

[S08.E11: Three's A Party]

Stephanie says she needs a good friend, she calls Harris?  

I will still stick by that Stephanie slept with Harris sans condom then slept with Ryan sans condom so why is she all over Ryan and his possible raw dogging every woman on the island?  So hypocritical.

[S08.E11: Three's A Party]

Rebecca says she is still pissed at Zied because some girl flirted with him? Zied did not flirt back, she is an asshole.  In the same breath as Rebecca berates him for the flirting done to him she says that she hopes her son sees how amazing Zied is...how amazing is Zied if Rebecca is constantly complaining about him?

Rebecca's feelings about being older than everyone will never go away as long as her fiance is decades younger than her, nothing makes you look older than a man that is too young for you.

 

[S08.E11: Three's A Party]

5 hours ago, christmaslights said:

at least we don't need to worry about stephanie getting pregnant, condom or not.

that lady is a wackdoodle.

Think about it, she had hooked up with Harris then slept with Ryan, no condom...did she use a condom with Harris? Probably not.

She tells Ryan she could get another one like that (snapping fingers) because she has lots of watches, trinkets, etc...did she eve realize how sex touristy she sounded? Then she calls Ryan to thank him for not stealing the ring, really Steph? That is how you talk to him, did you really need to make that call or word it like that?  Stephanie has to realize she is coming off as the asshole in this scenario, right?

 

[S13.E10: What Happened in the Dungeon?]

10 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Remember when the ladies would throw a lesbian under the bus? like being gay could be the worst thing u could be around them?

I KNOW!!!  

Remember when Porsha and Pheadra were all about being horrified about the rumor that Kandi wanted to drug Porsha and get her down to her secret S&M room and rape her...my how things have changed.

I had second hand embarrassment for Cynthia in the swing and Kandi using the vibrator on her.

Kandi has a knack of making a party very raunchy and as soon as everyone else is involved she quietly slinks away.

Kenya is so stupid, she cannot read a room, stop asking about who did whom.

[S11.E01: C U Next Tuesday?]

2 minutes ago, AryasMum said:

And Tre acts as if the gym has hook up bedrooms, or is actually a “massage parlor”. So odd. 

I keep hearing Amy Philips doing a spot on imitation of Tre saying "Evan does stuff at the gym." 

I do not think Tre realizes what she is saying, "he does stuff at the gym" sounds like a 12 year old spreading a rumor, did she realize that very few people were actually weighing in on that?  I wanted someone to ask for reciepts and was hopeful that Tre would lose her shit and throw a glass, you know make every event about her.

[S11.E01: C U Next Tuesday?]

48 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

Her father passed away was he loaded?

He did seem drunk a lot, didn't he, lol!

No, he was not loaded but we are talking about Teresa, she is a bit of a spender...if this show ended tomorrow she would have to make a few changes in her life style. Is she building another house of cards?  Time will tell.