grittykitty

Can I just say that this is the wittiest, smartest, and funniest group of ppl on the interwebs? You all have me laughing out loud every day. I wish I could invite all of y'all over for wine and to watch the Reunion!

Great recap! lol The reading of the prayer off a cell phone.... Why is that so damn funny to me? Did you see anyone shed actual tears? Some of them could barely hide their glee: Nicole, Richie.... What horrible people all around. I almost feel like Bravo hired all these horrible low lifes to make the Giudices look more sympathetic. I hate to say it but it kinda worked. I don't really have sympathy for the Giudices, but they aren't as revolting to me as the twins and the Mar-crazies.

I wonder if the judge said "Pay attention, puh-leeze!" Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Good call! I am game for this.

"Shem" could be short for "shemunitu", an Italian (maybe Sicilian) slang word I remember my grandmother using. I think it means a stupid person? If anyone knows the origin/definition of this, please enlighten us. But that's my best guess at this point. I'm not going to make any speculations about Jim's sexual orientation. But I WILL speculate he's packing a one-inch dick.

Add me to the growing list of ppl that want to see receipts for Casa Cannoli. Give me a break. What on earth would the Wakiles want with a house like that, except to keep up with the Joneses? Also, Jac and Kath were canned for a reason: NOBODY. CARES. That hasn't changed! So this whole thing about bringing them back was ridiculous. Even bringing Dina back accomplished nothing. She's another one who can hit the road. Hell, maybe this whole franchise needs to go Chapter 11 along with all their cast members.

I jumped when he pulled the trigger. And I'm not a "jumpy" person like that. The acting is just that damn good.

Yes, but you have to say "four beautiful daughters". Y'know, 'cause that means you couldn't possibly be guilty if you have four beautiful daughters.

Eff these bitches and their made-up fake-ass storylines, dramas, and faces. Bring on the Real Housewives of Guadalajara! Ole'!

Two observations: 1) the look on Andy's face when Tamra came unglued was beyond priceless 2) Heather's bangs only worked on Swing out Sister (any other children of the 80s besides me on here? lol)

The things you think about in the shower.... I was thinking about how it went down with the prosecutor and I'm thinking it wasn't realistic. I think in reality he would have been escorted by federales instead of some local cop. The federales are no joke. Those dudes carry automatic weapons. You see them all over Mexico - at least all the places I've been through. If you ever run into any trouble in Mexico, seek them out for help, not the local cops.

I noticed this, too. HUGE difference between 1st and 2nd season. I think this show tries to cover too much ground and can't do it without being confusing. Actually I think I just watch it for Marco. That's one mustache I'd love to ride.

I didn't feel any sympathy for Moaner during the scenes with Avery. Yes, Ramona, it seems like "only yesterday" that Avery was a little girl because you've been drunk for the past several years. I'm sure that girl couldn't wait to leave for college.

So Princess Shannon has a problem with Vicki's PV accommodations not being luxurious enough for her, that she and David "don't travel often, but when they do, it's top of the line", etc. Wayment. i thought Shannon's big sob story was that she and David NEVER went anywhere and the St Regis thing was like their first vacation ever. So which is it?

This shitshow has hit a new low. I had to ask myself, what the hell am I watching? This was such a stupid episode from beginning to end. An absolute train wreck. But what's with the judges, like Alton fucking Brown thinking Lenny's the greatest thing because "he'll do anything to win". WTF? We don't want to see this stupidity! It all feels so "Dance, monkey, dance", it's second-hand embarrassing!