Auntie Anxiety

You’re being so unfair. How could Assley possibly have known that he was going to cheat on her? I mean aside from the fact that he was cheating throughout their courtship and Assley didn’t care because she wasn’t in Jamaica when he was doing it. She was quite certain that would all magically stop once he had a wedding ring in his finger.

Next week we will be discussing our 90 Day Fiance New Year’s Resolutions. You know you have some!

After last week, I thought it couldn’t get stupider. I was wrong.

Best wishes for a happy and healthy holiday. Hope Santa has you on his “nice” list. I’ll spend some time deciding which tiara to wear for the weddings next week. Larissa isn’t the only queen.

Ashley’s friend, Natalie, is now riding her scooter and laughing.

Only took a week for Jay to cheat. Now Jay will swoop in and give some bogus excuse and a Trashley buys it because she is an idiot.

Next week we all need to wear gowns or tuxedos to get into the live chat.

Sorry, Sis. Not your call if Kolonic wants to throw her life away.

I spy yet another mesh t-shirt.

Are those friends at the bachelorette “party” the same ones that went out to dinner with Colt and Larissa, just wearing different wigs and makeup?

I wish I was at that party. What a blast!

Was Debbie carrying around a thermos of “water?”

Debbie and Larissa join hands and sing Kumbaya after their nails dry.

So Asuelu forced Kolonic to have a second baby with him? She was an innocent bystander, apparently. Maybe she really got pregnant from a toilet seat.

Guess Eric never got the memo that a leopard doesn’t change its spots.

Eric, grow a freaking backbone. You’re talking about your kids!

Proper picnic table.

Oy, now I have to check TWO chats? Drogo, have mercy on me.

Olga, you are going to regret ever knowing Steven, much less bring the mother of his child and his fiancée.

Anna was right. She had Steven’s number from the jump. He is a horrid human being.

I need my Larissa fix.

There is something terribly weird about the lack of boundaries between the Itt sisters.

The makeup artist deserves time and a half $$.

Leida has a glam squad on call in Indonesia. Can someone remind me why she is marrying Eric the Sad.

Boo hoo, Leida. You made your own (twin size) bed.