Carolina Girl

Jax's bullshit comment "just because she's opened two or three restaurants" in his dismissal of Lisa's importance, I would remind this misogynist racist piece of shit that one of those restaurants provided his entree into reality television. This turd owes EVERYTHING to Lisa Vanderpump. And frankly, what has he actually accomplished. He put his "name" on a bar someone already put together. I recall we heard just ONCE about his line of cocktail mixers (odd for a guy who everyone agrees is a crappy bartender) and some bullshit beer cheese.

I thought she waited for the Chinless Wonder to leave on some extended trip or whatever, packed the baby and her belongings and ran - at least that's what she was claiming on one of those "specials" relating to either Randall or the Scandal (poetry unintended). I'm not all that inclined to believe Sandoval's claim about "lag time."

I couldn't believe it either when I heard it, considering her past history and even her recent addiction and losing custody of Alana. But I think you're right - she's looking to parlay it into another season, and more money for the girls' appearance on the show. Since there are no Coogan laws in Georgia, she'll be keeping ALLLL that money for herself. And it looks like she's going for another "Not to Hot" storyline scheme with Ozempic. I suppose the girls will get social security money but I don't see that it will amount to much. Anna died young and I believe the benefit is only 75% of the benefit the parent would have received. Without the show money to live on, Soooeee June will have a tough time on those benefits alone, especially as she likes to say how much she loves the "good things in life". I'm willing to be if the SS money turns out to be the only thing she has to live on, suddenly the ex will be the correct parent and she'll give up custody. Which will be a win for the girls if nothing else.

She was thin that one year only - she's been packing the pounds back on ever since Sugar Bear married Jennifer. Stop cramming shit in your mouth - by they way - was she trying to resurrect that "Southern Treats" box grift of hers - it looked like it in the last episode "this is ____ from the box and it's so good." I didn't think that was still a thing since it was so obviously a complete and utter rip-off. I would assume that one Pumpkin assumed the legal guardianship of Alana, she would be aware of any and all accounts for Alana. June spent tens of thousands of dollars - had to sell her house at a loss to pay for "muh adickshun" so if she had access to Alana's money, she TOOK it. She has no morals.

But one thing that I don't understand is where is all of Alana's money she earned for the Mama June show AFTER she went to live with Pumpkin? Have they mentioned that amount or what it has been used for? I'm thinking she went to live with Pumpkin before "muh addick-shun" started, so there should be a pretty hefty sum from multiple filming seasons. I will assume that once Pumpkin had physical custody, even before legal custody was signed over, that the producers made all checks payable to her - I cannot fathom that they gave them to Mary the Meth-head.

Yes, if it Pumpkin can prove that she did not place the requisite amount. The $30,000 owed sounds about right - especially if June calculated the 15% AFTER taxes were taken out. Under the law the 15% is to be calculated for deposit BEFORE taxes are deducted. And Pumpkin was right - in California, our tax bracket for $400,000 is something like 11%, not 50%. Federal might bring it up close to 50, but I don't think so. I think, though, Alana will need to bring the lawsuit in California.

My answer when I talk about it is to say it was the only time in my life I went for "style" over "substance."

June seems to forget she told Justin flat out that she put 80% of the DWTS money in Alana's Coogan account. Not true. She KEPT 80%. Not only that, she apparently kept ALL of the money generated from Toddlers and Tiaras and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. I hope this is being brought to the attention of the Georgia Legislature. Considering the amount of filming going on in Georgia, and especially Georgia's promotion of same, it would be VERY wise of them to pass a law similar to California's Coogan law to protect child actors. Especially those featured on reality TV. And none of this bullshit 15%. It should be the 80%. The kids should not be financing the family's lifestyle.

We are kindred spirits! But I have seen some good decorating videos on YouTube for the home baker (not that pricey dvd course Wilton offers). My goal is to be able to make roses. Considering this show isn't pulling in even 500,000 viewers, I'm thinking the well may very well HAVE run dry. I'm sure they will be doing their level best to drum up interest in the show during the off season, and I shudder to think that they'll exploit Anna (which was my fear this season so I took it off the DVR) but they really have nothing else, unless they go with the legal action against June. But frankly who the fuck CARES at this point?

I remember that same moment of realization with a guy I was head over heels about. Man that is a horrible day.....

Scheana and Lala sure have that dilemma thing going, don't they? Agonizing over being friends with Tom yet practically racing each other to attend his events.

Ariana stole all her thunder - Season 10 was supposed to be about Lala the wronged woman and her battle with Randall. Instead, Scandoval eclipsed it all. I think this was why she was such a "force" during the reunion and so nasty to Sandoval and Rachel - and while I loved the humiliation she offered to both, I did wonder why SHE was the one mouthing off - she had no dog in this hunt. She was not especially fond of Rachel or Sandoval BEFORE the affair was revealed - there was no betrayal. But dammit - these two jerks intruded on what was to be HER "wounded woman" season.

Although if she wants to sell cakes she would be wise to invest in a cake decorating course. That cake looked like someone put a fist through it.

I didn't realize Rand kicked her out - the story Lala tells is that she waited for him to leave and when he finally did, she packed up her belongings, took the baby and fled. The way she told the story you would think that Rand would have held her captive if she hadn't left. And I absolutely believe that Ariana's attorneys have instructed her not to leave until a settlement of sorts is worked out. Sandoval is perfectly capable of trying to claim "abandonment" to complicate matters. I'll have to go look again. I may be having "senior" recollection about Tom's reaction - don't seem to recall anger. But let's face it - he'll grasp at straws to justify his crappy behavior.

Not unlike Jax talking about Kristin and Brittany. It's as if they feel a need to degrade their girlfriends.

I've been trying to find the viewership numbers for this and for the Valley, which i notice they are STILL tying to the DVR tapings. Which is completely dishonest since viewers determine ad pricing and my guess is the Valley is not pulling the viewers once VPR is over but the DVR keeps recording. I do know that they lost over 1/3 of their audience from episode 1 to episode 2 - I can't imagine they've gained any since then. Time for the chucklefucks to ride off into the sunset and find a way to make a living like the rest of us. Predicting that once this show is over Brock is shown the door. Which of course he acted all sexually excited about five years ago when he was first telling the story. Fucking fake.

Yeah, that "aw shucks" personna he tries to promote gets on my fucking nerves.

Sorry, I disagree. That defendant was a fucking pain in the ass. She had the guy arrested TWICE on bullshit charges that forced him to hire a lawyer. Notice also that he has had NO trouble with any of his other neighbors. There was nothing about that argument that should have caused her to be "scared." He had his girlfriend were yelling. As Judy pointed out, the woman made NO statements that would give rise to fear of harm requiring police involvement. And as far as the smoke goes - he's allowed to smoke. Period. Did she, for instance, go over and tell him that smoke was invading her house? No. She called the fucking cops. She didn't try to look for solutions or alert him to a problem. No. She calls the fucking cops. And he parks in front of her house. She goes to the HOA. They tell her to get over it. That should have been a clue. And there is no evidence that ANY of the shit she said he was doing is true. He wasn't a bully - he was just crude, which he admitted to. He was giving the finger and making snotty remarks to a pain in the ass neighbor through her ring camera. A neighbor who could have cost him his livelihood with her bullshit complaints. And she brings Mommy along to say that the mean mean man needs to be stopped. Notice that Daddy looked like he was fixing to beat him up in that video. Except it wasn't a domestic dispute. It was an argument.

Especially since she told Alana that she used her money to buy a home for everyone to live in. Of course then she sold it and pocketed the money rather than return it to Alana. I did watch a little since they seem to be steering clear of exploiting Anna (this season at any rate). Since the season "finale" is Friday, I imagine next season if there is one will be the struggle by Alana and probably Pumpkin and Jess as well to recovery money from "Mama." Personally, they should just cancel that series and let that sow fend for herself. Alana's in Colorado and there's really nothing compelling about Josh and Lauren, and the ratings have been abysmal. That makes two of us.

That's such a dirty Bravo trick - seamlessly attach an episode of one show to another so that the DVR records them both. They must have some influence - otherwise why link the shows? I also hate it when they link an episode of WWHL to a show.

Me too - I was surprised that they had not purchased one of those incredible self-cleaning boxes that are amazing and only require maybe weekly or even bi-weekly maintenance to dump a receptacle box's contents. The priciest one is about $400. Hell a LitterMaid would be better and that's a couple hundred. .

Which idiot chucklefuck actually brought up Rachel? I was like "are you fucking kidding me?" And count me in with the person upthread who said wonder what Ms. Get Over it Lala would do or say if Schwartz brought his buddy Randall to a couple of these events. And did she seriously tell Ariana that her lawyers shouldn't be doing her communicating? Uh, excuse me honey - aren't YOUR lawyers the ones talking to Rand? You two weren't married either. The fact that Ann tells me she'd rather work for Ariana than Sandoval is quite telling. By the way, why isn't Schwartz pissed at his supposed best friend Max betraying him with Katie?

I laughed out loud at that. If Scandoval hadn't happened, I don't think there would still BE a show. But seriously, I'm over Sandoval. Loved at the end how he tried to throw ANN under the bus about locking Mya in the room. "Someone, either me or maybe Ann....." Ann didn't go in there to fix the air conditioner. And even if Ariana did leave food, she explained that she makes sure that Mya has no access to the room when she's not there. And Lala - you're the "sucker born every minute" if you believed for one second that that bottle of water cost $1,000 and was the only one in the U.S. I'm willing to bet it was tap water in a decorative bottle. That YOU paid for. By the way, Brock, no one is living for your fucking approval, especially Ariana. And if you don't like how they behave you can just absent yourself from filming. Fuck the hell off.

Really? Considering the ONLY roles she was getting were in Randall's D-list movies, that would have been a dead giveaway.....