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  1. Giant Misfit

    Bridezillas

    Hot mess dress! I'm telling myself that wedding was a recreation of her much nicer wedding—only because there was a fellow in attendance who appeared to be wearing lumberjack pajamas or something. Also her eye make up was horrific. I get that it was supposed to match that messy dress, but it looked like an applique or something. Naisha was a gem. Loved her! And Chakakan was among my all-time favorite bridesmaids. I also thoroughly enjoyed the body language of lazy disgust exhibited by 99% of ViralZilla's bridal party. They reminded me of my own behavior at the dance exercise class I take—instructed by a woman who thinks the ladies at the local gym are all vyign for spots in a national tour of Pippin.
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    Ah, yes. Of course June's problems are all because of someone else. She has absolutely no personal responsibility for any of her drug issues. I hope Geno robs her blind. Or in her case, blinder.
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    All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    Maybe this case was a rerun because I didn't see it listed in @CrazyInAlabama 's recaps, but yesterday I got a case of a woman with what appeared to be the skyline in the Frasier logo tattooed on her chest (for reference): ...and who also appeared to be 10 pounds away from being recruited by TLC to appear on My 600-lb Life suing what appeared to be the products of ten generations of inbreeding (including a fellow wearing mom jeans) over the illegal sale of her two cell phones. But we're not done yet! My 600-lb Frasier Tattoo brought along a witness who had not one but TWO wandering eyes who, and I don't think this will come as a surprise to anyone, had a fiancee. It was an otherwise dumb and boring cell-phone-drama case but honestly the circus came to town with this one and dropped off its contents in JJ's courtroom.
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    All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    Once they said that the Plaintiff was paying $1595 a month for one room, I had to look up the house because WHAT?! It's in Calabasas (home of the Kardashians) and estimated cost of $2.5 million (which seems kind of "cheap" for the area). I cannot imagine paying that kind of money for one room unless it was over 1,000 sq. ft. and had, like, a pool in it. Even the alleged cost to clean it was more than I pay the housekeeper to clean my entire house every other week.
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    Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

    Isn't "day trading" basically an MLM-like scheme that caters to men so they can claim they're stay-at-home dads without having to resort to selling Lularoe?
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    Well, the good news is is that I won't be needing to take a Zzz-quil before bed tonight.
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    They were super delicious snack cakes back in the day. After they sold the company, MEH. Smaller and less flavorful. But I'll still never turn down Butterscotch Krimpets or Kandy Kakes.
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    And the wide variety of more popular Dwaynes!
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    Jennifer is "trying to get back to exercising." That's like me "trying to get back" into :supermodeling."
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    Why does Marissa have to depend on others to supply her with "healthy food?" How lazy can one be?* *Rhetorical.
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    SAME! Their hoagies and sandwiches SUCK.
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    I just heard the "psychotherapy" prompt from Dr Now so ... Lola and her letter-writing assignment should be coming up shortly!
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    S07.E25 Jennifer & Marissa & Liz LIVE CHAT

    OMG I am going to have to resort to snorting Folgers' Instant Coffee to maintain interest in this show.
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