LilJen

Raw milk during pregnancy may be more dangerous than Plexus. Risk of listeriosis leading to illness, miscarriage or stillbirth of baby. Depends on the kind of insurance! Life insurance, nah, but there are surely many other kinds of insurance that Timmay could convince people to get. . .

Why the hell does he have a condo in Vegas? I mean, I know, but what LEGITIMATE reason would he have for this?

The only structure was tracking Michelle's menstrual cycle to see when she would get pregnant again. SO wrong and inappropriate.

$100 says Timothy's ministry is making "fancy coffee drinks" and bringing them (lukewarm) and smiley tracts to nursing homes and trying to sell insurance to the residents. Plus, it distinguishes them from Mormons, who don't drink caffeinated beverages.

Ahem. “So, neat,!” is the proper way to write it 😂 I was wondering which nephew that baby was. Thank goodness it isn’t a real baby. It looks miserable and uncomfortable. Not that this would ever stop a Rod, but…

Late to the party and lost the quotes, but…struck by “I will love her PROFUSELY till my DYING day” for Nurie and all the exclaiming about what a tremendous gawdly witness she is and how PROFOUNDLY MATURE she was toward all her siblings vs “Happy birthday, Bud” for Tim.

I am shocked (and slightly embarrassed, @dariafan) at seeing DBD actually holding one of his grandkids. To become a good musician, you have to be taught by other good musicians who have good ears. Jill is neither.

Dariafan, you are my cheeseburger…

If only the little girls would learn how to play the rubber chicken. . . We could get gems like this:

Well, true. Maybe they'd be merciful and adopt the baby out to a family who would love the child exactly they way they are.

She looks so much better without all the makeup. Dave has a weird golf stance.

Lips the shade of that ground beef that is just past the “sell by” date.

"It's good for their immune system"

Oh Lord, there's a SONG for Plexus? What is this world coming to. . .

Screen time limited for the kids, but BME is always on her phone and DBD lazes around in front of the map all day…

Those poor girls. Forced to cosplay Little House on the Prairie. While BME shoots laser beams out of her French braid.

Wondering why a shampoo would want to claim it is gluten free. After all, you don't EAT the stuff. . . (Um, this might say something about the intellectual capabilities of those who use it.)

1. First I have heard that Plexus gives you “will power to exercise.” Congrats on the new claim, Jill! 2. I think Jill was sitting around staring at her phone and ignoring Janessa. Poor kid makes a bid for attention…and Jill makes it into a grifting moment. ☹️

Isn’t she currently pregnant? (Never mind—I was thinking you meant pregnancy *announcement.* which would be impossible. Barring a double uterus scheme, that is.)

I don’t know. Passport photos can’t include smiling; nor can they be filtered. Unacceptable.

Again, regular dental care and orthodontics if needed could help them find out what’s wrong. But no way is Jill going to spring for the orthodontic dentist or the oral surgeon dentist. Too much robbed from the Plexus and eyeliner budgets.

With Sofia, her permanent teeth may be so misaligned (nobody’s fault) that they aren’t able to come in. With regular dental care and X-rays, BME would know about this and be seeking orthodontic care. (This happened to my kid. Permanent teeth were damn near sideways. Needed some oral surgery and chains and all the fun stuff.)

Yeah, when I saw that pic, my first thought was, “I hope Austin has learned how to be supportive instead of a jerk.”

She looks like some alien plasticine fembot created to distract heterosexual men so that the aliens can take over the world. Jonathan hasn’t figured out that Harbor Freight is all cheap crappy tools? Better to spend for a good axe that will last you. But maybe that’s not covered in Dave Ramsey’s lessons…

I enjoyed her capitalizing “He” when referring to Dave Ramsey.