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Ironic that Kris can fly on a moments notice to crawl up Kanye's ass in France, or NY, or anywhere he tells her to, but she can't find the time to escort her 1 yr old grandchild on a plane ride. Unless one of the members of the entourage is a relative of Kanye, I really am shocked that the kid is flying alone. Private plane or not.

She has photographed people who are genius, who have created something, whose names aren't synonymous with overblown ego,an oversized and over exposed ass and whose vocabulary contains more than like, literally and amazing. She's afraid of celebrity.. But he spends four days trying to make someone else's picture replicate her signature style and vision. Are we surprised? It's not the first time he's stolen someone's product, either clothing or music.

Joe Francis? Kris J didn't learn her lesson with OJ? You would think she'd keep her girls far from assholes like him. And those strategically taken pics of Kim on her honeymoon... I wonder what agency she made a deal with for those carefully posed and photoshopped and selected pics. Cause no way she didn't get to approve which shots were most flattering. It does my heart good to know that Annie Liebovitz didn't cave and take the wedding pictures. Just the idea of that moron wasting 4 days in Italy and Ireland, hunched over a laptop, trying to adjust the various shades of white/cream/gray in the flower wall, while his "girl" hung over his shoulder making fuck me fish faces while taking more selfies and inspecting her face and body for imaginary defects that she then obsessed over for the remainder of the honeymoon ( the first one) does my cold, black heart good.

She "cooked" for Kris H and cut her finger. I just remembered Kourtney's funny line to Scott. He came in with a small/medium size ice tea and Kourt said " I've started buying those in the large size and it's life changing" She really can be the funniest of the girls, I can see what Scott sees in her.

What is it with the no eyebrows thing? Who looks like that? Who wants to look like that? I don't get this kind of photograph/or the fashion. If the intention was to make her look like any other brunette model, I guess they succeeded, cause I would never have known it was her.

Kim says she and Kanye are in the honeymoon phase of their relationship. Ummm...what has it been 3 weeks? But she thinks they will always be in that phase. Yeah Kim.... Let's see if you can last Oh... 72 days maybe? I just love how she's totally wiped that whole fairy tale marriage out of her mind. Like her sex tape.... Unless the haters bring it up, she just pretends it never happened.

I see no passion between them, never have. Kanye wants to fuck on the sink...she'll do it, but I think her participation is pretty much the clichéd moaning, groaning, fuck me, put it in me, flopping around that she did in the sex tape. I do think she probably gives a good blow job though. I doubt Kanye notices, he's too busy cheering himself on and patting himself on the back for "getting the hot girl"

And then there's that.

Kris is only bugged about Bruce's hair because of the media buzz about a "sex change". and that she thinks that reflects on her somehow. The family was all up in arms over what Lamar's father said about the Kardashian women.. but it is true, they are controlling, from Kris right down to Khloe. Not sure yet about the Jenner girls but chances are they inherited it from mom also. I think Kris J is a detestable woman, but I will say that if I ever called my mother a whore, repeatedly, to her face, on camera, or in the privacy of our home, my teeth would have been knocked down my throat. And they way they throw that word around at each other is equally disgusting.

The asshole is still trying to sell leather jogging pants and torn T shirts, I'm not anticipating a world changing idea from him any time soon.

I don't have pierced ears and wouldn't pierce my child's, but its a personal choice, don't care what others do in that regard. I do think if those are truly expensive diamond earrings it's kind of ridiculous but par for a Kardashian/West.

Really 4 days to photoshop and perfect an Insta-Gram picture? Does he not grasp the concept of INSTA GRAM? As in INSTANT? And after 4 days it still looked like they were standing in front of a wall covered in dirty wool. And this would be what? Endless pics of Kim's tits and ass busting out of her too tight clothing?

She was modeling and traveling long before 18. In addition she was talking about moving out of Kris's house ASAP. The dog was a stupid gift. Just size wise alone it was dumb. I love Great Danes.. but for Kendall, it was a poor choice. Yes they can pay for help to watch it, but being gone weeks at a time is unfair to an animal, especially one of that size. I don't see the Kardashians as animal lovers. I think Kendall wanted a Great Dane...much like she wants a new pair of shoes or boots or sunglasses or pick up truck. Once they pets become inconvenient, like Mercy, they get foisted off on the help. Bruce seems to be the only one who actually played with the black dog they have. The choice of a condo was a good idea for her, since she does travel so much it makes sense. Rob's choice of gift for her, like his other choices lately.. not so good.,

I saw the E! story also and what struck me was Kris's ridiculous outrage when Kim got married! Calling her husband up to ask him what have you done, my daughter is a TEENAGER!. Where was all that outrage when Kim was dating a 29 year old man WHILE she was a teenager?. That was okay, he can fuck her but not marry her? Kris is such a hypocrite. She was dating Robert Kardashian who was 11 years older than her when she was in her early 20's. And her reaction to the sextape....we did what you have to do in those circumstances... hired a good lawyer. Yes I can just see the Kanye designed plastic wrap... I bet he even cuts holes in it to make it more edgy. Because what is more edgy than clothing with strategically placed holes and tears and rips. I mean its genius!!! She took it one step further than Sue Ellen Mischke.

I loved Sonja's description of herself as a Sagittarius... half man, half horse. Aviva may not have requested a wheelchair to be waiting her arrival, but I do wonder if she takes advantage of the airline policy of boarding the elderly, passengers with children or passengers with handicaps prior to boarding the remaining passengers? While LuAnn is one of my favorites, I do think she was more upset over the fact that it was what she considers "the help" that was gossiping about her. She is a Countess after all. I recall her being quite perturbed when one of the Ho's introduced her to the limo driver as LuAnn instead of the Countess. She looked great in her jeans also.

Sonja Morgan.... Sagittarius... half man, half horse. Did I hear her correctly? I do like her little friends with benefits relationship with Harry. I saw Meryl Streep at the Jane Fonda awards thing the other night. She had her hair up and was wearing glasses. I thought it was Sonja for a second.

I started out feeling sorry for them also, but then realized that they ended up taking advantage of the pawn broker. I think they started out pawning bicycle and stuff that they could have picked up from the trash or really cheap at garage sales and once they saw that the woman was lenient in letting them redeem things after the requisite time frame, they then tried to put one over on her. I doubt the pawnbroker was getting rich off old bicycles etc, but the jewelry she could turn a fast profit on.

That mink coat looked like the remnants of a road kill at the end of a long hot summer.

If Kris dyed her hair red she'd look like Howdy Doody.

Kim strutting around NYC with her titties 3/4 exposed was sooo last month. One of the Willis/Moore daughters was walking around sans any type of cleavage covering. Kim's going to have to step it up if she wants to keep her standing as the most interesting and beautiful and fashion forward woman that Kanye thinks she is.

Rob was very young when Kim's sextape was hot news. I wonder how it affects a young man when his peers and anyone else can view his sister engaging in a variety of sex acts and then to realize instead of doing what she can legally to get that tape out of circulation, his mom decides to make a profit off of it and to then use the notoriety to bring even more attention to the whole family.

I like that he is honest about the fact that while he likes Kourt's family, he feels overwhelmed by them at times. When Khloe was talking to Bruce about Kris being controlling, she remarked that she herself was also controlling. I flashed back to Lamar's father's comments about her and her family and their controlling ways and wondered if she even realized how controlling she was with Lamar. Kourtney being so excited over the possible masterpiece and the financial windfall.. that painting belongs to Scott. They aren't married, I wonder just how much if any of Scott's parent's estate she would be entitled to.

She's turning into a mouth breather also.

Pun totally intended. Rob was judgmental and pompous. As far as his disgusting comments, I'll give him a pass. His sisters have pretty much topped anything he has said. Between the pineapple pussy contest, the mayonnaise masques and Khloe's BenWa ball demonstration and Kris's ass/tits/vagina out photoshoot, Rob's comments pale.

So, according to Kanye, Annie Leibovitz backed out of taking their wedding pictures 1 day before the wedding. Don't know if I believe him. but if she did, she probably was sick of his controlling bullshit. He also revealed that he worked for 4 days of his honeymoon perfecting that insta gram pic of him and Kim kissing in front of the wall of flowers. He couldn't get the "color" right. What an idiot. 4 fucking days on that picture? And the flowers still looked like crap. That must have been some honeymoon. I was reading his comments from the Cannes Lions and he really sounds like a moron. Just trying to decipher his comments is a chore. I can only imagine the conversations he has with Kim. She who never heard the word "undulate" and he who loves the sound of his own voice regardless of the idiotic nonsense that comes out of it.