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They could kill two birds with one stone by requiring other criminals to attend one of his 3 hour monologues (rants) as part of their community service.

She wants to film the show, its probably easier to do it living at Mom's. Plus his house is ass ugly filled with weird cartoon sculptures. He probably considers them art masterpieces just because he paid a lot of money for them.

Okay, I accept it. I have no interest in, nor understanding of high fashion. To me it's just a bunch of too skinny people wearing impractical clothing (that I'll never see anyone else wear) and overdone makeup, doing "runway poses" My 4 yr old niece does the same thing with old tablecloths and scarves and her moms old makeup, while strutting thru the dining room lip syncing to Girls Just want to have Fun!

Only a matter of time before little Miss. TicketGetter has a record of her own. And I'll bet mommy encouraged her to string the guy along.

At what point does she recommend a sex tape to accelerate your journey to stardom?

For all his talk about privacy and security and this huge house they bought, the house is right on top of the houses next to it. There's literally like, a row of tall bushes between the two homes. For that kind of money... I want space. We'll get the Kardashian spin on it. Nothing was their fault, poor Kimmy was victimized by racists who hate her because of her inter racial relationship ( apparently the only inter racial relationship in existence ).

Thank you, instead of being up crying all night because her kids are mean to her, she should have knocked Khloe's teeth out the first time she called her a whore. I saw a few older episodes and Khloe was cursing like a sailor in front of a much Kendall and Kylie, Bruce was there and yelled at her to knock it off. She shut her trap pretty quick. I find it hard to believe he would just overlook the girls calling their mom a whore. Kris doesn't know how to draw the line between mother/manager and friend with the girls. Added to her need for attention and confirmation of her attractiveness as a woman and living vicariously thru her daughters, she might need a bit of therapy. Hell, they all need lots of therapy. Did you notice her giving her very best "check out my titties" and "fuck me" face to the instructor? And of course they all had to discuss their "vaginas". Do they even know the female anatomy?

Kris was up at 1a.m crying all night because .. what? She sticks her nose in everyone's business, didn't teach her two youngest daughters any sense of responsibility, isn't appreciated by all of her kids? 1. Before Rob gave Kendall the dog., he should have discussed it with Kris. Kendall was still living at home and Kris had a say in whether or not another pet was welcome. 2. The first time Kendall went out of town, there should have been a discussion as to who is going to take care of the dog. Kris loves being the martyr. She gets no sympathy from me.. 3. Diarrhea is not a normal type of bowel movement. The dog needs a trip to the vet if it continues day after day. 4. If you lock the dog up at 7pm, you might need to get out of bed at midnight to let it have one more bathroom break. 5. Kim is a pot stirrer. 6. Is Scott the only one who has any real sense of humor? Out of all of them he is the only one I'd like to spend an afternoon with.. in his mobile office, surfing the WWW. and chasing down food trucks. Plus I love his squeaky voice.

Consider how much worse it could be.

I call total bullshit on the dog shit. Not that I doubt it shits in the house, but that Kim would leave her house in clothes that smell like dogshit. Plus have Kanye and North living there. If Kris is going to bed early, then Kim should let the dog out for a run. And chronic diarrhea in a puppy isn't a good thing. Kris crying all night because she isn't appreciated? Come on lady. You should have taught them responsibility instead of doing everything for them, or hiring assistants to do everything. I'm sure she had an assistant register the dog. If her kids take advantage.. It's her fault.

What's with Kim's hair lately? Her part is about an inch wide and she's lasered so much hair off the hairline , both front and rear, that she looks like she's going bald. And when she slicks it down? Not a good look.

Was looking at online pics of Kim and Kanye's new house. All that money and the neighbors are right on top of them. I have more privacy than they do.

I wonder if that is really shit that Kris is cleaning up? I suspect it's "stunt" shit.. A recreation for the camera. No way Kim would be so casual about it.. "MY BABY IS HERE! GAG GAG GAG.... THAT IS SOOOOOO DISGUSTING! Would be her normal reaction. And again we see celebrities who don't get their pets house broken. I suspect poor Blu will meet the same fate as Mercy, farmed out to an assistant, hopefully he'll live though. Dumping him in a kennel every time she travels isn't a life for a dog.

The over the top parties are typically Kardashian. Kris insists on them so she can document it all in pictures and video. Kim will continue the tradition. So when North is on the couch years from now, Kim can prove how devoted a mom she was by pulling out the annual bday party pics. SEE how much I loved you!!!

Thanks for the correction, my iPad got ahead of me on that one.

Her ass at the cooking class was.... I mean it was..... I guess there are no words, but I can't get that visual out of my mind. It just was not natural. It needs to be studied.. By anthropologists or engineers. If the show continues, Ignori will be seen. I'll bet Kanye will also.

How about the 2 eight year olds, name calling, hitting and kicking. Boy tells girl she has a unibrow and a mustache, she hits him in the head, he pushes her, she falls, he kicks her in the face. Girl's dad wants 3k in punitive damages. JJ says, she hit first! plus they're 8 yrs old. Dad doesn't get it. The best part was the side eye the girl was giving JJ. WOOO! If looks could kill!

I really want to say something snarky here.... I really do... But I'm gonna be good.

Because bad teeth are very Kennedy-esque? I've always wondered why with all that money the Kennedy's had horrible teeth. Or at least coupled.

She's a very poor advertisement for her profession.

Who is that annoying bleached blonde with the nasal voice at Kris's photo shoot? She always looks half a mess and I could not stand to hear that voice day to day. Us she the one who flashed her tits at Kim's girls night out the week of the wedding?

Every voice clip has the same nasal inflection. I hope someone hacks it and adds dialogue from her sextape. "OOOhhh, fuck meeee! Pleease!!!!! Put it in me!!!!!, "OOOOOHHHHHH!''!

"Mission from God" The asshole stole that line from Jake and Elroy. Is there nothing he won't steal and try to pass off as his own?

My guess is she wasn't about to have him all up in her business, demanding retake after retake and generally trying to run the show. You hire Annie Liebovitz, you get her. You don't get to collaborate with her.

I'll bet Kris would be on Kourtneys ass if that were Mason and or Penelope. But since it's Kim and Kanye... Silence.