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I get that Lily is feminism with rabies but I swear to God Viktor makes me wanna join rank with the crazies. If they do give her the serum I hope Lily is the Dr.Jekyll and something way worse and terrifying comes out of her. Also I want Dorian to die because he's been boring the ever loving shit out of me for 3 years now.

I remember thinking y'all need to get out of there a lot faster.

A nutritionist I used to work with told me that a glass of OJ was like eating 10 oranges in one sitting. Made me stop drinking juice.

Let me state for the record that I think it bullshit that its been two seasons and we've gotten a sentence worth of background on Sembene. Seriously writers I could give two shits about Dorian, the only thing interesting about him is the women involved with him. I'm going full Pollyanna and hope that Sembene and Ethan get to be werewolf buddies together.

You know maybe in his fucked up King Douche way he killed her so quick because he felt some kind of affection for Angelique.

I have so many feelings y'all. Never in a million years did I think hearing that shitty Irish accent again bring me so much joy. I am so Team Brona. I love that Claire came in with all that faux machismo bullshit and she just dommed/alpha'ed/batshit crazied whatever little plan he had out the window. I loved how terrified he was. Oh Angelique you died as you lived, fucking fabulous. Dorian is such a piece of shit,which is the point I know, but damn homey didn't even blink when Angelique said she would accept him. RIP Angelique it would've been awesome if you had joined the main group to fight. Idk I think baby witch has no idea who she's fucking with and Mama will end up correcting her ass real quick.

I've always believed in my own dark little heart that Lily's story would be RAWR AGENCY FUCKERS so I am more than thrilled that she's killing Johns. Considering the epic amount of shit Brona had thrown at her I'm glad Lily can kick some ass. And Ethan you don't get to tell the story of how you massacred an Indian village while "they planned dinner" and be all judgy over the TOTALLY justifiable murder of the asshole that burned her witch mama. Shut it Ethan.

I don't know I find the whole Bronlily/Victor situation really uncomfortable at the very least. I mean victor is her literal creator. Although I will never understand why he felt he had to kill Brona when he could've waited like 10 minutes for her to die on her own. I just how can someone so smart not see the Ethan sized whole in his plan. I kinda hope Brona wakes up, takes her new lungs, and goes back to Ethan. I really really love Angelique and Dorian together. I'm almost 100% this will end with him killing her because he's still a monster.

You know purely from these promos alone I hate Cami's ass. Gia was at the very least Elijah's friend. Her body isn't even cool and Cami talking all that mess about Klaus' masterful plan.

Oh God, how can Frankenstein see that this is not going to end well? Every time I see "Lily" (which thank Yeezus that accent is dead) I see a neon flashing mistake sign above her head. I'm going to miss the big/little brother vibe between Victor and Ethan. I mean between Ethan and John (which I like way more than Caliban) Frankenstein is instigating his own beating at this point. I'm loving the witches so far. I like seeing what the enemy camp is up to. As opposed to the vamps they seem very smart and capable and have a shit ton of charisma to boot.

But Klaus hasn't been either of those to Hope, maybe a little distant. Last I checked Hayley was just as willing to lie, murder, and betray to get what she wants (there's about 11 shallow wolf graves in Mystic Falls to prove that). If this was about the best parent for Hope she would've left her with Rebekah. Hayley doesn't even have real issues with Klaus, she has them with his enemies, which will still be there. This isn't some great selfless thing she's doing, by deciding she doesn't want to deal with her baby daddy anymore. Also she's not protecting Hope The Mikaelsons but I'm sure her tissue paper wolf army will protect Hope.

Ugh this is really setting me over the edge with Hayley. Is Klaus a piece of shit? Yes. Is this new information? Nope. Hayley knew from the jump what the Mikaelsons and Klaus in particular were about. Klaus never ever lied to her about who/what he was. The time to bail was episode one when he didn't believe the baby was his. Now that he has invested and loved Hope, it is way too late to be all "Klaus is dangerous". Hayley was a willing participant every step of the way. The only person that can cut Hope's father out of her life is Hope's father. I think Elijah and Beks seriously fucked up here too. Upside is you can't be the werewolf Queen if they're all dead. Honestly if I was a wolf that had joined the crescents after the wedding I would've just gone back home at this point. Fuck that.

You know I have to say Anne and Peter are the first couple on this show that I believe. I mean I love Julia to bits but her and Alan but they are boring as hell. Sarah and Alan were extremely boring ass hell. But I do like how he is so not into their baby or Sarah at this point. Literally the only thing that makes Alan interesting at this point is how he tries to avoid Sarah like the plague. Say what you what you want about Anne but she was so on point about the pickle fetus.

It's like finding out your sister borrowed your sweater 20 years ago and tore a hole in it.

You know I think Cami would've been much more palatable if they had gone with her being Elijah's therapist from the beginning. Then when one of the more crazier Mikaelsons would inevitably come to kill, then she could be integrated more into this world as a whole. Like she would still try to maintain her professionalism and help her patient Elijah while all this bat shit craziness goes down.