Ketzel

January 2021 might be when another season starts to air, but the filming for it would be over, right? No reason why Whitney and friends couldn't hold a Season 8 Premiere Party on the ship . . . . 😞

When has she ever NOT been into ass shots? 😄

Ah, you're right - the first voice is, I assume Natalie, but she's immediately followed by Whitney saying the same words. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, as my grandfather used to say. 🙂

It's always nice to be vindicated, even in such a silly context. Whitney has a new instagram story up which includes her introducing her new videographer, Linus, to the viewers. He grins at the camera and then Whitney snaps, "Linus! Leg!" at him. Before I could wonder if the poor guy was supposed to be massaging her leg, he grips her left leg and bodily hoists it up to the railing. (He doesn't quite make it - I don't think she's flexible enough to get her leg that high even with help.) She manages to pose for a second in imitation of her previous photographs of herself "casually stretching out" and then drops her foot, or it slides off the very slight contact it's making with the railing. I hope anyone who is expecting useful dance instruction from Whitney gets this behind the scenes glimpse of her abilities. Or lack thereof.

Colleena beat me to it. 🙂

He announces on Facebook that Amplify NC is the "bar he's going to be managing," and three days ago he posts a message to a whole list of people he's apparently worked with before, saying there are multiple openings for bartenders. There's an email address to send resumes. And the grand opening is tonight? If he's any level of serious about his own employment, I don't think he'd be rocketing down the highway with Whitney right now. But I'm prepared to be wrong. Ketzel goes off muttering about the kids these days . . .

I can't be the only one who sees pictures of Whitney immersed in water and flashes back to her proud announcement in Alasker that she always urinates when immersed in water? Maybe that water she is soaking in is not as "crystal clear" as her fans are swooning over, after all.

I think Whitney's v-e-r-y b-a-s-i-c- and v-e-r-y r-e-p-e-t-i-t-i-v-e material would bore you to death in less than a month, @Pachengala! Check out this video by Nathan Short (a ten minute master routine to old school hip hop) that might be more your speed. (I have no affiliation with his paid-for classes; I've just enjoyed some of his free stuff and think he's a good teacher.)

What Brian is doing is theatrical, not meant for social dancing, but if you are curious, there are a lot of people on YouTube teaching beginner hip hop moves to take to the club.

There is no way to express how genuinely, embarrassingly bad Whitney and Todd's technical dance skills are. For anyone who wants to check out a truly skilled choreographer taking on Lizzo's "Boys," check out Brian Friedman's YouTube video - Brian (who has a build somewhat similar to Todd's) choreographs a solo for himself, then for a duo, a trio . . . Watch the duo (Sean and Kaycee) and think of Whitney and Todd . . 🙂

That isn't a fried potato? 🙂

Can I add to this that, just because a site selling an item labels it a "sports bra" doesn't necessarily mean it's an accurate label. I think a general assumption is that a sports bra is designed to secure a woman's breasts firmly in place, protecting them from bouncing and chafing and otherwise causing discomfort or embarrassment during exercise. Whatever Whitney was wearing in that July video clip with Ryan and Cort was not doing anything for her that a sports bra is expected to do.

Ah, but she does have someone to do it for her. Remember THIS instagram post? 🙂

Whatever it's about, it isn't about Chase Severino's birthday. I recall some kind of Whitney meltdown when she posted an instagram birthday greeting to him in the beginning of June. She coyly used his severinbro7 instagram name, and set off some kind of uproar among her fans as to who this was. (I think they thought she was with Buddy at the time?)

Actors with that range of ability are too expensive? It's more likely that the type of man who is willing to fake being the lead's love interest on a "reality" show is someone who doesn't have much going on in his own life, and thinks it would be fun to be on TV, travel, earn some money, and maybe jump start his own show business career. Whitney being Whitney, I imagine it wouldn't take long for any man to lose enthusiasm for the deal he's made.

Why did she caption it "love at first bite?" Did she mean to post @krushin's parody picture (the one where Chase is turned into a giant croissant) but put this one up by mistake? 🙂

I thought from the beginning that her online dance program made no sense. The exercise classes with Ryan leading them actually filled a need that her followers frequently expressed - they wanted to work out but were unsure where to start, were embarrassed to go to a gym, had physical or family restrictions that made getting to a gym difficult, were inspired by Whitney's example, but lacked her confidence and so on. Ryan's design really worked for them - just twenty-four minutes five days a week, no equipment needed, do it on your own time, classes were accessible even to the shyest or least fit. If you signed up and stuck to the program, you could maybe see yourself getting stronger (and shhhhh, maybe even losing weight.) I haven't seen an outpouring of demand to learn how to dance like Whitney. What her followers longed for were actual Big Girl Dance Classes, where they could be in the same room with Whitney and Todd and a bunch of other Whitney enthusiasts, to dance around, make friends, and have fun. There's no point, for them, in learning choreography alone at home, from online instruction. What are they supposed to do with it? Go alone to some clurb and hope the DJ plays the tune they know her steps to? If her followers had the nerve to brave the clurb scene, they'd see pretty quickly they didn't need “choreography”** to dance, just a willingness to feel the music and move. **especially not Whitney’s ass-centric bouncy moves.

Why was Jessica saying "YESS!" when it should have been obvious to her that Whitney was in trouble, wobbling and off-balance? Her form was wrong from the get-go - look how her heels are not down and her knees are bent forward of her toes. And that was before she bumped the bar on her stomach as she tried to heave the bar up. Sean appears on screen looking concerned. But Jessica didn't spot the problems?

Sure, all sophisticated women in their middle thirties have arguments with people they hate, then do the hand-wave, snap thing when they win the argument. She is such a case of arrested development. Someone needs to explain to her in very simple words that what may have looked cute and sassy on a sixteen-year-old five years ago, really does not belong in the presentation of someone who is currently pushing middle age with a very short stick. I wonder which "Boom" she's "choreographing" to? My guess would be "Boom" by Tiesto and Sevenn, from two years ago, with the Whitney-attracting opening lyrics "Bring that ass back like a boom boom boom boom." Aside from random chants of "hot" and "boom" those are the entire lyrics. Interesting that's she's bothering to promote NoBSActive again - Ryan must have asked her nicely.

I don't think it offends her. I think it makes her feel guilty and inadequate. That's why she is "respectful" of others' weight loss goals, but only for as long as they keep their mouths shut about it., especially if they are being successful.

Nope. Whitney forbids it. To quote Rule No. 1 for participants in the program and the facebook group:

I thought it might amuse you all to see this TLC YouTube clip in which Whitney recounts her bike ride with Buddy from 4 or 5 years ago. She's a (self-proclaimed, of course) Biker Babe!

My brief comment on the plus-one thing - my niece in California struggled with that when planning her wedding . Finally she and her fiance decided that they would invite couples, by name, if they were married, or co-habiting, or if either of them knew both of the partners, if unmarried and not cohabiting. IOW no unknown plus ones. (The groom had had a pretty bad experience with the unknown plus ones that the invited guests had brought to his sister's wedding.) Despite some groans, the singles who came ended up having a pretty good time. No one had to explain, or be embarrassed to admit they hadn't come with a date, and there seemed to be quite a lot of enthusiastic mingling and flirting going on.

It's possible, but the fact that Whitney was at a rap show in Raleigh that night makes me skeptical. I can't see Whitney passing up the chance to socialize as someone's "official" girlfriend, if that was available to her, just to go to some clurb. Well, maybe if she thought she'd get to hang out with Jay Z, but Nance is several thousand rungs below that on the rap ladder!

You and me both! 🙂 Imma taking that as a shout-out to us! 😄