DucksFlyTogether

I would compromise and settle for 1 person/1 hour. I've been watching this season just to see some new content this summer, but these episodes are like watching paint dry. I don't care about these people's backstories. I want to see the shit that they pull out of the homes.

This was my summer guilty pleasure back in the day. I’m almost through season 3 on a rewatch. I was a Sam and Andy fan, but they were barely even together before they broke up all teen angsty. Nick fits in better the second time around. I still don’t understand the character destruction of Luke. Then boom Jerry died out of nowhere.

It’s almost as if the show had run its course when the girls grew up and didn’t need a reboot... I like Tim Allen as an actor, but I think he’s very arrogant. He clearly sees all his young costars as disposable based on how many recasts have gone on. I bet he was livid that JTT was too popular to be recast on Home Improvement.

Can someone point me to some spoilers so I can know who won? I'm impatient. I watched 4 dances. Two of them included a limbo contest with Jordan and a totally not rehearsed girl power speech. They really don't have enough content to make a full show. (Kudos to Jordan for looking like he loves kids, though.)

I had no idea who Joe or Tinashe were before the season. I watched Tinashe's dance once on the live show, and Joe's dance live plus about 6 times on YouTube. (Val and Gleb in the background are amazing.) I don't vote. I don't care who wins. I'm sure the finale will be Milo/Juan Pablo/DeMarcus anyway, so I'm not gonna have a fit when Evanna and Alexis get cut next.

The dances start getting posted on YouTube before the show even ends. I like Brandon, Alan, and Lindsay's kids, so I watch those in 10 minutes or less and then find out who was eliminated on Twitter.

I watched the whole series for the first time over the summer. My only real thoughts about last night were I didn't like new Mandy, and Tim Allen looks old.

Aren't original contracts usually for 5 seasons? Freeform doesn't want to renegotiate and give raises for more seasons, so they dump the shows by the 5 season mark. Switched at Birth and The Fosters also ended at 5 seasons.

It helps when you're not a man dating a child the second time around. Nick was once a 25 year old dude dating a barely legal teenager.

The first thing I always think about is how Nick and Vanessa got together after she was in his music video for his song about breaking up with Jessica.

I think everyone (within the show, not necessarily the viewers) wanted Alan to be the next big thing and were disappointed that he left the first week. He would have probably been Vanessa's partner if not for the stupid married couple rivals thing that they had to push. I hope Maks falls into a black hole and Alan keeps working.

His face looked familiar but I could not remember him at all. He was just a baby on his season if he was still only 34. (It annoys me so much that MTV doesn't have all the seasons up for streaming. There are so many seasons and cast members that I don't remember existing.)

Is he fully healed or does he still have effects from his brain injury? His first show back was bad to watch. MTV's loyalty to him was nice, but they brought him back too soon for that one.

Johnny's 34. Everyone complains about him, but please can Camila drop dead soon? She has never once done anything interesting to me. I don't even remember where she came from.

Voice acting is ideal. It keeps her foot in the Disney door while probably being much easier on her school work and singing schedules.