I gotta be honest. I don't like any of the profs except the chair. The drunk one whose life is a complete mess is not entertaining at all. And to think this accomplished, smart woman would be interested in that?
Also am I supposed to be rooting for the three older profs on the chopping block? They clearly have no desire to connect with their students at all; don't listen to feedback and are terribly stuck in the 1950s. No wonder enrollment is down. Get rid of them all.