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I thought NPH was terrible. I bet Kelly just loved him in his underwear. I was wondering if Mark was sleeping backstage because on Jimmy Kimmel Kelly said he sleeps constantly. The went to anIsland for a weekend recently and she said he slept the entire weekend. He also fell asleep at Jimmy's house on the bathroom floor because the bathmat was so soft. What?? Unless she is exaggerating if he were my husband I would be very concerned that there was something physically wrong with him. She said she thinks he has Narcolepsy (not sure of the spelling ) or as she likes to call it Markcolepsy. Unless she is just saying it because she thinks she'll get a laugh. I don' t think it is anything to joke about but with Kelly it's all about Kelly.

I watched the repeat broadcast of the Critics Choice Awards. It was painful to watch Michael host the show. I was surprised that he was not introduced as co host of Live with Kelly and Michael. I think at times he thought he was on the Live Halloween show with all the change of costumes.. Michael Keaton did make a remark that I am sure Michael didn't appreciate. When he was in the audience with Reese Witherspoon the majority of people had a puzzled look on their faces because he did not make any sense. I think he is getting as large an ego as his co host. He sure has a lot of TV exposure lately. I wonder how Ripa feels about that. It seems the guest talk to him more than they do to Kelly maybe it is because he seems to know what he is talking about instead of sitting next to a guest picking at his body parts as his co host likes to do.

Are they going to be at the Oscars again this year?

She is so into herself. I wonder why she never gets invited to any of the parties for instance the one last night that Michael attended with Kevin Costner. She really made a fool of herself when she said she gets nervous when she attends dinners because she never knows what fork to use. But her kids taught her how to remember which is the glass and which is the bread dish. How ridiculous is that? I was so glad that they did not win the People's Choice Awards for best daytime hosts because they don't deserve it. Michael is getting as bad as Kelly so silly and immature and most times he seems like Kelly's puppet. How long have they been in that house and they don't know how to turn on the hot water? Did she have to tell the world today that she didn't take a shower. Who cares.

Kelly is so needy she has to be the center of attention all the time. It makes me wonder if she isn't get much attention at home from Mr. Consuelos.

I think that Michael is probably going to do a commercial for Ford. Why would they invite him to go to Detroit. Maybe Kelly is jealous that they didn't ask her. Just as she said the other day that she couldn't believe that she wasn't invited to see Stevie Wonder perform. What got to me today was when she walked out with the baby and said he just made a dump in his pants. How crude was that? So tired of hearing about her boobs, does she think no one remembers that she did have boobs at one time. I get so annoyed at the superior look on her face all the time. She has become so self centered.

Lola was born and raised in New York City but according to Kelly she talks like a Valley Girl. I hate when she imitates Lola.

I watched the host chat on Thursday with MARK CONSUELOS. He annoys me for some reason. Maybe it's his attitude. Does Kelly really need to sell him, to convince us he is so good looking and he's all hers. Seems to me she works a little to hard to prove they have this great marriage. I have been married a long time and to me they seem very phony. You don't have to tell your husband constantly that he is so macho, and have people think he is a sex machine. I looked at his side profile. The guy is not that attractive he is beginning to show his age and I wish he would buy clothes to fit him. Everything about those two seems staged.

What a great mother she is. So nice of her to tell the tv viewing audience that Lola wore her brothers pajama bottoms underneath her dress today for school because Kelly did not give her spandex and Mark refused to let her borrow his underwear so she had to wear her brothers pj bottoms just in case her skirt blew up. Don't you think stupid Kelly should have kept that to herself.

I can't believe I actually watched the show today. I usually turn it off after the first five minutes. To listen to host chat without Kelly acting like a giddy teenager and Michael being able to express himself without her interrupting him was a pleasure. To actually hear someone read an article without hmmm and ahh and stuttering. Rebecca brought some class to the show she is a real lady unlike Kelly who doesn't have an ounce of class in her bitty body. I wonder why most of the articles I have been reading about Kelly seem to stress that she and Mark are happily married. So who cares.

Kelly's attitude is getting worse she always has this superior look on her face. I hope she and Little Mark are saving "her" money because one day her so called fame will be gone and no one will remember who she was. I can't even watch her anymore she is so disgusting and so phony.

So among all the other things Kelly claims she fantasized about this one this morning tops them all. Chickens??? who fantasizes about having chickens? Then she is pleading with Nicole Richie to tell Mark that Kelly wants chickens. She is getting dumber every day. Maybe the botox is going to her brain.

Was it my TV set or just my eyesight but did one of Kelly's breasts look bigger than the other. It looked to me that one side was padded and not the other.

Kelly is so limited she can only discuss body parts, sex and exercise. On occasion she talks about her kids but when she does she usually is making a fun of them especially the two oldest. Contributes nothing to the show except to act like a silly teenager.