Neeners

I'm not sure. I didn't think the guy on the phone had an accent, but I'm not positive. Ah, thanks. I was sure it was a Bravo screw up.

Was that guy's name Bernt? Please tell me it was a typo. Also, I felt bad for Tinsley, but I'm a softie. That's all I've got. Pretty slow episode.

Random thought/comments: Flat Iron saying (while flat ironing!) it's a constant challenge for him to not upstage people. Schwartz telling Katie he feels like she's going to be a monster of a human when she's pregnant. That clip with the 'witch' - I have no idea how they all kept a straight face through that shit. Flat Iron, "I'm falling back on this pole, real nice and sloooow." Too easy. Adam got very heated -- sort of surprisingly so because he always seemed like he barely had a pulse. You didn't want to commit, yet you want her not to see anyone? Ariana talking to Lisa, "They're both...well I don't know about Tom Schwartz...but Tom Sandoval is probably one of the hardest working people I know." Haha. Good catch, A. Ariana to Lisa after the 'confrontation', "You know I love and respect you so much", and Lisa replied, "I hope so." 😶 And finally, the Lisa beer bong and burp. Made me like her more.

I root for the underdog, too, unless he's a known biter. Then he's on his own.

She probably ordered some 🍝

I'm sitting at my table-for-one on this one: I think James and Katie are equally icky. All of the little snippets editing showed for both of those losers showed it. I don't feel sorry for either of them.

NY will will always be #1. It felt like coming home.

Two things that made me giggle this episode: Jax playing the 'drums'. He looked at the camera at the end like, "did you get that?" and grinned. He looked like an idiot. Schwartz stress-puffing on the inhaler after Jax brought up the children thing again to Ariana.

I'm really glad I'm not watching this season, but I just can't quit these comments! Thanks, everyone!

If I had to film with 85% of those bitches wine would be an easy choice.

I have a hard time believing James does that signature masturbating cocktail move sober. At least I hope not. He's gotta be on *something*. Doesn't he? Who would do that sober? Seriously.

WTF. I really thought it was her birthday. Why is she jinxing herself?

I get knocked down... but I get up again!

Had fun, guys! Let's meet for the Oscars!

Way to go, Donald! Haha Alicia "the wrap music is getting quicker and quicker"

These ladies are killing it.

This is a very fast in memoriam. But I appreciate the speed.

Did this guy lose a lot of weight and didn't want to buy a new suit? The only thing I can think of is he was Demi Lovato's bf for a while. But that's a stretch.

They really do NOT care about cutting people off on this show, do they? We're all meeting again for the Oscars, right?

This is like Lisa and Wendy 2.0. Oldies don't let me down on that reference!

https://twitter.com/LiveLoveHustle/status/1094806646113456128 ETA - sorry, don't think I did that right.

I looked up their ages. I was sure they were tweens. One is 25. Need more wine.

Oh great. Nightmares tonight. (Us commercial)

Oooh H.E.R. won it! I'm glad - she's really talented!