Nunyabiznis

Hey to all my Texas DCC fans! The ladies will be out at the colony in Plano tomorrow from 5 to 7 PM for Texas Independence Day celebration. I'm going, are you?

I agree this has been the worst season. But 100% of the blame goes to Kyle. He is simply the worst with his negative attitude, complaining, malingering illnesses and clueless non-migraine. And Sandy should have canned him a long time ago.

How awkward was it that the dancers just came out and performed right next to the table? Seriously some of the guests had their back to the dancers. There was no room and it looked really dumb. Did they even have music?

I had such high hopes for Tyson Beckford after watching his intro and then his dance just disappointed. I am not watching live, I am watching it recorded the next day and just saw his scores. Just hoping he's not eliminated and gets another chance. I am really not familiar with many people on this season! At least I knew his name.

Requesting a Benihana sideshow is not a good idea if you want to preserve your fancy clothes. Having an iron burn on your dress will be the least of your worries once you start getting hot oily food thrown at your face. It just does not sound like a classy experience to me.

We went to the Dallas Cowboys free open training at the star last night and it was so awesome to see the cheerleaders perform in person again! Tina Kalina was sitting in the stands but I did not get a chance to talk to her. Last year I ran into her and Victoria afterwards at the Cowboys shop and they took a picture with me. They were so nice.

She didn't bring her own swimsuit so she borrowed Daisy's.

What kind of juvenile suck face fest was that in the hot tub?? I love how they used truth or dare as an excuse to make out. Haven’t seen that since my freshman year in high school. Also wanted to mention that I choose to believe nearly everything they show me in this program. Like I truly believe that the engine problems were not expected and that Gary has really been testing positive for Covid over and over. It’s hard to get a negative test after you get Covid, sometimes it takes weeks. I think it’s more fun to watch if you just buy into it.

Are you referring to chef Mila the steak licker??

It was definitely some gross hand stuff under the bubbles. In the next episode Lewis says “somebody needs to clean that hot tub.” Really, she gives him a handy the first time they kiss??

I have really mixed feelings about octopus (octopi, thank you for that), especially after watching the documentary “My octopus teacher.” It was amazing! Highly recommended. I realize now that they are beautiful, intelligent creatures but I still secretly want to eat one of their legs. I felt bad about that but then I reminded myself I also really like chickens and cows are nice too. Chickens can be really smart, they recognize individual people and even pets too! We got a new cat one time and all of our chickens came up to our sliding glass door to look at her and then they discussed it amongst themselves.

If you order Jell-O shots randomly on the boat, you have to expect that they will not be set. It’s not like they have those already prepared! Also who the f*** would even order Jell-O shots on a luxury yacht??? It’s not a frat party, people. They have high end liquor on board! Get a martini, not a sex on the beach.

Who else really wants to see a dolphin breaching the water wearing that fat gold chain??? Maybe it could swim up to the yacht and do that hilarious dolphin laugh! Really for a chain of that value, it should’ve had a completely soldered clasp. If it did not and it broke or opened that easily then it was poorly made. Unless it just came over the top of his head?

You are the real hero doing the Lords work with this detailed information. Honestly if the guy wanted pancakes a certain way he should’ve shown pictures or a video. Or just wait till you get freaking home! It’s like asking a chef to make your mom‘s spaghetti, they’re never gonna get it exactly right.

I don’t want to see Adam or his horse face girlfriend Jenna ever again. She was the worst. Now I feel kind of mean for saying she had a horse face. But I’m not taking it back! She was a mean girl bully. She and onion head Adam can just go f*** right off in the van of doom.