umgoblue
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She's like "he is the best you're going to get"
It is nice when someone makes it clear that they watch the show!
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I've still got it!
Even when they try to psych me out!!
ETA: Fantasizing about what I win! Did Purrs drive to Maine to buy that lottery ticket and I get a cut!?!??!
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Just now, babyhouseman said:
Whenever you see Carl Winslow in that ad, do you want to see Urkel too?
I'd rather see Urkel, then those big ass teeth Carl. You have money. Find a better dentist!!
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He looks decapitated getting out of that minivan.
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So he smashed in that car so tight, someone else has to hold his food and dip for him to shove it down.
Now that back does indeed make him look huge! I think the recliner deceived me.
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He either needs to enunciate or I need a hearing aid:
'So i can go down to eat Dr. Now.'
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Fine-Ass Dr. Procter...Oh how I have missed thee.
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I am sticking with the recliner is making him look big!!
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
He wants to caress the food before he buys it.
His caressing behavior will resonate with stomach-slab caressing Dr. Now!!!
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
My skinny son went to culinary school. Ten years later he's still skinny.
And very handsome!
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Culinary school? Not the best choice...
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It sounded like he said, 'us being a tiny family...' What?!?!?
Oohhh....Italian family. That makes more sense.
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That tattoo is large enough to cover my entire stomach. Wow!
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So my husband just left the room talking some ish that he forgot that I ruin his Wednesday nights! Hahahahahaha...we're back!
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Hey there, Pounders!! It is so good to be back in the fold...
y'all could have come and get me for the WATN!!
Who knew? Oh yeah, some of y'all did!! Boy have I missed you.
Let's get ready to rumble...
Eating habit: chicken sandwich and diet coke
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Just now, babyhouseman said:
She quit the program. Shocking.
Ok....ok....ok
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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:
Lisa: Can you go grab my computer? It’s in the kitchen. And bring me that box of Little Debby Snack Cakes while you’re there.
I saw the oatmeal pie today at Target (haven't paid attention them in years), it was ONE DOLLAR...let's pause for a minute while I sound like I am old...I remember when they were 25 cents. Holy crap, Beave...
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2 minutes ago, CouchTater said:
I missed the first half hour of this mess. Is it worth going back to watch it?
Hellz Naw!!! Just read the chat. Time better spent.
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Just now, charmed1 said:
Stacey needs to be wearing a mask....
To block the stench.
Finished it for you!
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Just now, ams1001 said:
OMG if I hear "We is BIG" one more time...
Isn't We?
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Just now, Dashing Off said:
Randy didn't die for this.
We are mourning Randy more than he was in real life. :(
We saw you, Randy. You didn't die without people sad to see you gone.
Amen.
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1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:
Hi I'm Dr. Paradise!
You don't fit in the Zoom screen.
Can you zoom out 10,000 miles?
Then you are a minimum 723 pounds. Science, people, science!
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6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:
Wasn’t there a lady who kept conveniently losing the book? Bitch is sweet as apple pie now that she needs him….I don’t buy it
Oh my dear @sainte-chapelle, that would be the special Seanna!!
Somebody stop me...!😀😉
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Dr. Now is a better man than I would ever be. After this bitch
hung up on meclosed the laptop on me, I would never Zoom with her ever again.She doesn't seem that broken up about Randy though, except he won't be able to feed her.
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Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT
in My 600-lb Life
I call out to Mr. Umgoblue...I guessed his weight!!
His response: if you monetize that ish, maybe I will start watching it with you.
Hahahaha!