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Just now, MsVixen said:
Pounders, I think we're going to set a record tonight. It's a little past a half hour and we're on page 6!!!!
I can't keep up!
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
He's pounding down juice but won't go to the bathroom for the WHOLE DAY? This guy is a regular bouquet of neuroses.
And all of his juice drinking contributes...
wait..what?!?! diabetic...had to stop in the middle of my juice sentence. now back...
6000 calories/day and probably a million grams of sugar.
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Just now, mk828 said:
Oh boy.. No public restroom?? We going to have another one to shit his pants in the car??
NEW PANTS!! NEW PANTS!!!
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2 minutes ago, catlover79 said:
I've been reading your comments to my folks. My dad said you guys are awful. 😉😝😂
Give him 10min then he will have his laptop out commenting faster than we can! 😂
Hi Dad...
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1 minute ago, Boston said:
I need a Mr. Lawrence
Well that perk comes to those whose weight is not known.
You still game?
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Larry really sang...
🎶Love that Chicken from Popeyes🎶
But Dr. Now's crew cut that shit.
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Wayment...he has already lost weight from 900+ pounds. I am surprised he is still with us.
And he's already had WLS...
This not good.
AND another death? I can't take it for him. Yikes!
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See him paying homage to his sister with her full name.
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2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:
I make my bacon in the oven
Me too. Once you bake, you will never go back.
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I think the Lord is trying to punish me.
How can I snark on Larry when every other word is about Lord Jesus?! Reminiscent of Apollo singers singing a gospel song because then you couldn't boo them off stage or get a first class ticket to hell.
But since I am an overachiever, so here it goes....😂
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He just penned a gospel song about bacon....
This is wrong on sooo many levels!! Ha!
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1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:
I use it, too. I love it. Diluted, though, not straight.
Shaken, not stirred!
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And my fellow germophobe cleans himself, using his flexibility to ensure that he cleans his ass!!!
Pretty soon I will run out of glasses.
He better work this, because I want him to be successful already.
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Glass half-full in the first 30 seconds...a record!
Larry uses his CPAP machine! Score.
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Hey Pounders!! I'm here...and on time! Eating habit: Chipotle...
I think the Chipotle Dude knows my order now. Not sure if is a good thing that when I walk up my bowl is already half made. Hanging my head in shame.
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5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:
You've known your "best friend" for a year?
You know she has difficulty with the Queen's English. Ask her to define such words as best friend, fiance, prejudice, FUPA...and the list goes on.
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I had to look up to make sure Sharon didn't crossover to a new episode!!
Mom, tell Dr. Now how you feel....please don't hold back. Ha!
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Dr. Now is trying out to be a Pounder!!
His snark is 🔥🔥🔥 tonight!!!!
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1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:
This is the kinda place you find when you network..at the homeless shelter.
I almost choked on my ice cream!!
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Cheyenne is matching Dolly pound for pound. Yikes!
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3 minutes ago, MsVixen said:
"Doing my own laundry?" You are just starting to do your own laundry!!!
I really need the ice cream now!Hahahaha
It is really easy for her because she only has 3 articles of clothing...it isn't laundry per se, but a 1/16 of a load!
And, I just got back from getting a bowl of ice cream. I decided she was boring, and I wasn't getting full off of the air I was eating hence dinner.
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I wonder if Dr. Paradise has stock in Airwick and Glade Plugins.
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Just now, EtheltoTillie said:
Oh a toothless homeless guy. What a catch.
The fact that he has a pulse means that she is a winner.
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Hey y'all, Dr. Now is prejudiced against Dolly because she didn't her mom to the appointment.
I just wanted y'all to know.
Carry on...
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S10.E13: Larry's Journey LIVE CHAT
in My 600-lb Life
For those unspoiled...
This, my Pounders, is a 757!