umgoblue
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She gave him the hand!!! Circa 1992...this bitch.
I think she is going to hang up on him...or put him on hold for call waiting. HAHAHA
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Did she just say, this is why my family don't like white people anymore?!?!?
I was drifting...actually trying to catch up on chats...DID SHE?!?!?
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Why does Dr. Now keep sending people to get abused by her?
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Dietitian: Her response definitely shows resistance...
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR
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Just now, Floatingbison said:
I love the bed cooker folks. Mrs. Floatingbison and I still laugh about the lady who had a deep fat fryer precariously balanced on her mattress so she could fry stuff without getting out of bed. So not only super unhealthy, but incredibly dangerous.
That would be Marla (pic for you on a previous page so you can reminisce of her bed-chicken-frying ways)! I don't know why I remember this random shit. Do you that I would have conquered the world had I used this superpower for other things!! Hahaha
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What a beyotch...
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Just now, Twopper said:
I found a WORDLE archive. I am addicted. Send help and cookies!!
Mr Twopper keeps asking if it is time for TAR. This woman is dumb and boring.I did too! Did you see that NYT bought Wordle? I don't blame the developer for selling...get money🎶...but I wonder how/if it will change besides maybe having to pay for it now? enduring ads?
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2 minutes ago, WhitneyWhit said:
She's the second coming of Penny...next thing you know she'll be asking about her yellow brick road.
Penny was another bed cooker, too!
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Wait Dr. Now...peanut butter cookies aren't protein...but...but..but..the peanut butter!
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2 minutes ago, aliya said:
I'm sorry. I can't get past, "So, you're cooking the food in the bed?"
I think it's bad enough to eat in bed. I can't imagine cooking in bed.
Oh shoot, now they're talking about peeing and bowel movements in the bed. You know, most normal people would have examined their life when these problems started and told themselves that things were pretty bad. Maybe I don't need a tray full of nachos.
She is not even innovative...unfortunately and sadly, been done before!
@aliya meet Marla...
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
SHE DOES LEG EXERCISES EVERY DAY.
And I am the Queen of Romania.
And an astronaut.
And a cowgirl.
Well if her leg exercises are anything like the HIIT I did today (real workouts on days that aren't Wednesday in my defense), then she is exercising the hell out of those legs!!!
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Visions of Marla floating/dancing/FRYING in my head...
and frying by her bed pan/bag...WTF
Okay everyone, I need someone to come here and resuscitate me so I can continue to watch this with y'all!
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The stench in that room has to be astounding. I
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The fake crying...her eyes were so dry her finger got stuck trying to wipe away the nontears. So done!
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Okay...how has she had SOOO MANY boyfriends??!?! I have friends who can't find anyone and in a span of about 3 minutes, she listed at least 6 men.
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My first husband, who I met AFTER he went to prison for murder...
I don't even know where to begin with that.
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Just finished working out...or what a few of my Poundticipants like to do...
A great HIIT workout: rotating my arms while I sitting on the couch with intermittent arm lifts to shovel ice cream into my mouth!
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Hey there, Pounders!!
Guess who is eating Milk Duds for her habit?!? Don't be jealous!!
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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Well, at least he didn't sing again. Small mercies.
It ain't over until...well you know the rest...
THE FAMOUS PARK WALKING SCENE!
Or rather arm raising scene🤷♀️
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Just now, String Theory said:
Let's hope not🙏 !
Amen.
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1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:
I think his hairstyle is a jeri curl.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Larry's face is priceless. Like he is smelling shit. I am rolling over here.
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They all look like they are one sneeze away from their boobs falling out of the bottom of those brassiers! I am so refined...I think I get that from Larry.
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How, pray tell, will Larry survive with that little ass refrigerator?
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S10.E14: Lisa's Journey LIVE CHAT
in My 600-lb Life
She graduated with a 4.12 GPA in Assholery!! She has outshone them all!