Suicidy

Sonny should have eliminated Cyrus YEARS ago. Except there was some nonsense about identifying his international backers before killing . Which got memory holed later.

Yes , Lucy used to have super powers around 20 years ago. All that stuff was retconned out in 2013. Very poorly retconned.

Everything must center around Carly Prime.

Port Charles exists in a tiny, tiny pocket universe. There isn’t much to it, and nothing is very far apart. That trip to Holland? Probably a three hour flight.

Maybe they could have him get another whack on the head and turn him back into Jason Quartermaine. Given how this show works, he could be a doctor with a year or so. Which would probably be better than whatever they really have in store for him.

The writers would rather spew out stupid crap like most of what we’ve been seeing. Even though exploring the Kevin/Esme dynamic would be a compelling storyline. To be fair, a lot of women are attracted to unavailable men (quickly ducks). I’ve always had women coming out of the woodwork to flirt with me when I’m visibly in relationship. Then when I become single most of that evaporates.

Yet is the heroine for doing all that. Carly Prime is simultaneously the worst, and yet the most self righteous and judgmental character on the show. And manages to be a total asshole doing it. Which is where Carly, SLS Edition gets it.

There should be more emphasis on their familial relationship. Actually forming a relationship with a blood relative who isn’t a violent nutcase would be an interesting storyline for Esme. Certainly better than Dikolas’ inane plan to ruin her. But the writers ensure we can’t have nice things. It would be one thing if he he was just withholding information. But he also used said information to indirectly control her by blackmailing her mother. Which is so gross. Willow didn’t do anything that vile.

I don’t think most judges would deny bail for 2nd degree assault in NY. They currently let people out accused of attempted murder without any bail in NYC.

I looked up that scene. Sonny is a cowardly piece of shit for trying to strangle and elderly man like that. And to top it off, he attacks from behind. But that’s how Sonny operates. He’s a tough guy when he’s dealing with old men or shoving a gun in someone’s face who is unarmed. Or has his goons do his dirty work. Outside of that he’s just an unstable rageaholic piece of shit. Now I see where Michael gets his sucker punching ways.

True. Both are pimps.

Carly Prime is the most evil, self involved, loathsome creature in the GH-verse. Yet she’s treated like a heroine. At some point, she needs to be shot. Like JR on Dallas.

Don’t give the writers any ideas.

Drew lost time with his kids because he knowingly committed a federal crime. If I were an Aurora shareholder, Nina would have been the least of his problems. Not only would I have rated him out to the SEC for insider trading, corporate malfeasance, and potentially a host of additional crimes, I would also be the ringleader in a class action shareholder lawsuit to oust and perspnally bankrupt him.

As moronic as this incarnation of Dikolas is, I’m starting to think part of Austin’s efforts to save him involved a full frontal lobotomy. His revenge fantasies are beyond insipid. It looks like they’re turning Drewfus into a bitchy jerk to give him more (any?) edge. This is failing horribly. He isn’t coming off as edgy. He’s just an asshole.

All the righteous indignation from Drewfus and Carly Prime makes me want to piss myself. If this shit continues for the next few weeks I may need to take a viewing hiatus. Sonny and the Carlys have their own brand of malignant narcissism. And it isn’t a good look. Yes. Willow tearing into Michael (quite correctly) was a fun little nugget of truth. I can’t wait until Carly Prime also finds out Michael knew and was using it to control his wife. Oh, who am I kidding? Michael will be blameless and everyone will end up apologizing to HIM.

And that’s quite a hit for the PCPD. As they only appear to have about a dozen people working for them. This includes the administrative staff.

They better apply for their AARP memberships right away!

Eden McCoy is gorgeous and has an awesome body, but somehow her character manages to make her sex scenes with Dex off putting. I dread them.

That’s completely unfair! Drew is a much bigger doofus than Valentin.

It might be an Australian thing. His is why doctor’s practice defensive medicine. Because of lawsuits like this one.

Very little crosses Joss’s mind that isn’t all about her. Marci, don’t you understand? We can’t have nice things.

Something more than 8th grade creative writing.

The SEC should have had a problem with Michael running ELQ while he’s also a corporate officer at Aurora. If the writers ar ethics ignorant then they should stay away for, these types of stories.

She lives less than an hour from me in Couer d’Alene, ID. Briefly met her many years ago. The writers weren’t smart enough to think of that. Which could be an answer for most bad plots and inconsistencies on this show. Seriously, who the Hell is hiring their writers?