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  1. That makes sense then. Just been feeling bad for Solomon- he seems like a great kid.
  2. Wow, what an episode! I haven't posted in a while, but this shitshow really made me mad tonight. First of all, @Meri: Could you BE any more pathetic? (Read in your best Chandler voice). Seriously, the bitch is a borderline stalker at this point. She clearly still knows how to play the game, telling Krunchy that she has no desire to go back to Utah where her ONLY CHILD lives- she did that on purpose, hoping Christine would leave then if she says no to a move as well. And look at that, she did leave. I think Robyn and Meri are both on the "one down, two to go" path, will be interesting to see if they team up against Janelle at some point. They are both cunning and manipulative enough to do so. Gabe was the voice of reason, he's always been calling his family out on their BS, and I looooove seeing the façade finally crumbling. It's getting more real every season, and I am here for it! Also, on a side note, my heart was breaking for little Solomon- I honestly never understood why he gets referred to as "King Sol" (it bothers me, actually) when he appears to be a very kind, sensitive little boy. Him crying over not being able to play with Yours Truely was just sad- and didn't he cry over the exact same thing last season, too?
  3. Yesssss!!! It is sexual harrassment, Kulty was uncomfortable AF during their flashlight dinner, and Meri just kept pushing. Meri is as ugly as her personality and I still can't get over the nose. It's just too much. She can literally donate some nose to Voldemort and she would STILL have enough.
  4. Finally an episode that had me not fallen asleep within 10 minutes. I live for the Meri & Kulty drama- and when he said he is not sure if Meri really still loves him or just clings on to anything or something similar, I was laughing so hard that Mini Coldplay almost woke up. Meri disgusts me. Her "desperate" attempts to win back Kulty are just so fake. She is not in love with him, she is in love with what they had in the past, her being the First Bitch, bullying Janelle, taking advantage of Christine and sucking up to Robyn to have an ally, THAT'S what she is missing and mourning. She cheated on Kulty, plain and simple, and humiliated him and the whole family on national TV, so why should he make an effort to stay with her? Why???? If there would be no Sister Knives, he would have divorced her and rightly so. People get divorced for less actually. I am sick and tired of people defending Meri, who is doing what she does best- playing the victim. Kulty is being cruel to her, no doubt, but it's because Meri is not getting the message in a nicer way. HE HATES YOU, MERI. HE IS DISGUSTED BY YOU, MERI. Him just ignoring her texts does not get through Meri's thick leathery skin, so now, after YEARS of him using every tactic to get rid of her, he is just being plain cruel. And still, Meri wants to KISS him. That passive aggressive bitch- If I was Kulty, I would have slapped the fuck out of her after she said she wanted to kiss him, maybe THAT would finally get her back to reality. Side note, if Meri's nose get's any bigger, it needs its own zip code- for real, WTF is wrong with her nose? Is she doing coke or sth? I can see her and Blah Michael having a good time together with that. What a trainwreck.
  5. Ok so I have this theory about Janelle, and you will probably, most likely, call me crazy. I think Janelle was never sexually interested in Kulty. I think Janelle got married to him for one reason- Meri. Yeah, you read that right. I think Janelle was interested in Meri, not Kulty. Let me explain. Janelle married Meri's brother, which was her first connection to Meri- and she managed to get very close to Kulty and Meri over the next years, got invited to their wedding, hang out with them, and interestingly, as soon as the spot for 2nd wife opened, Janelle easily divorced Meri's brother, who she only cared for because he was MERI'S brother, and married Kulty- to be even closer to Meri. Now, I do not know much about plyg life, what I do know is that a woman interested in becoming a wife always approaches the eastablished wife, which means Janelle went to Meri to ask permission to join the family. Here is where it gets interesting: WHY did Meri say yes to Janelle to join right after she divorced HER OWN BROTHER? Any halfway sane sister would have said hell no, after you dumped my brother, I am not gonna let you come close to me or my husband. But Meri agreed. Now, did she agree because she had thought (hoped) maybe Janelle will dump Kulty, too, and then she looks like the victim who wanted to live pural marriage, but Janelle left boo hoo...too bad, now I am the only wife again (yay) or, did she agree because she...also was attracted to her in some way? There is a very thin line between love and hate, and I always found their dynamic quite...disturbing, putting it nicely. Janelle did what was expected of her- getting married, having children, but I feel like there is a different reason for her emotional eating- she does not care for Kulty, is never jealous, she was the only one pushing Plyg Mansion, she tells her kids it is best for Kulty to stay away due to Covid...all her striving and thriving, not losing a pound, there are feelings, emotions she is trying to beat down, maybe she eats because she hates herself, she WANTS to hide behind all the fat, she hates the feelings she is having, hates herself for not being able to love her husband (or, any man). I think Janelle is gay and too afraid to admit it. Meri- I am getting a strange vibe from her too, the catfish who turned out to be a woman, her over the top reaction to Mariah coming out- I would not go as far as saying Meri is a lesbian, but maybe she is bi. The only one who could help solving this is, of course, Meri's brother- who is another strange part in this mess. Why did he agree to the divorce? Do they interact at family gatherings? How was their marriage, anyways? Another point, Janelle did not get pregnant from Meri's bro- but as soon as she joined the Brown Clown Drown, she got pregnant and had Logan. A way to secure her place? To make sure Kulty would not get rid of her? I said what I said.
  6. The problem with Christine is that she made her bed, but now does not want to lie in it. The earlier seasons show how arrogant she is about anything not "plyg", and now slowly reality is dawning on her; she is looking like a hag, is being a single mom of 6 children (yes, single, the government does not give a shit about your spiritual marriage, Christine) and has to sell Lalelu to afford her daughter's surgery. Christine will never leave, though- being "plyg" is what defines her, and without that, she is/ has nothing, otherwise, she would have left when Truely was almost dying on the couch under Kulty's watch, while he was busy BBQing (is that a word?). Point is, I do not feel sorry for her the slightest, just contempt at this point. She deserves everything that she is getting now and more. People like Christine are defending and advocating for a cult that has brought suffering over thousands of children and young women, and it is no coincidence that her family, the Allreds, are one of the biggest names in that community. The (rotten) apple does not fall far from the tree.
  7. I cannot stand Bonnie. She always gives me a weird vibe. Also, she looks like a bat in that picture 🦇
  8. Hey there, longtime lurker here, decided to finally join in the fun, cause the episodes get more boring by the season (and more expensive, $29.99? REALLY, Amazon??) This episode had it all again- Kulty- desperate to pretend he is FINE with his daughter being gay, Meri- desperate to reconnect with Kulty, Janelle- desperate to sneak out of any outdoor activity possible even if it requires no movement, Christine- just plain desperate, Roblox- desperate to pretend she cares about the other "wives". Out of the whole sorry bunch, I detest Christine the most, not only detest, but she is the one I am actually genuielly (sp?) afraid of. I mean, how fucked up (is cursing allowed here??) do you have to be to let your "husband" tell the whole world that you gross him out, he never was in love, etc, you admit that your kids got no attention, you had/ have to beg for grocery money and money for your OWN DAUGHTER'S surgery, and yet you sit on the couch and tell us how great polygamy is. That bitch is so far gone, it is scary- and one day, she will snap. I do not find her funny or bubbly at all, but I can tell you, one day in the future bored and neglected Unruly Truely will sneak into the bathroom and switch out her mom's Xanax with her candy- and then hell will break out. You read it here first. Nice to meet you all by the way.
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