Episode 3 brief recap: Victoria is happy now that the rest of the girls know shes not the only whack job (sarah) . Sarah receives a Oscar nomination for best supporting actress in a drama for her Rose Ceremony crash and burn. Matt is honored by local police/fire depts for his heroic action in performing mouth to mouth resuscitation which included tongue on Sarah as she lay motionless just off camera. Sarah recovers, but is now blackballed by the rest of the girl scouts and spends entire show crying and mumbling incoherently. Sara cant take it any longer and decides to leave the show. Matt carrys her like a bag of flour out to the waiting black SUV, tosses her in the back and watches in agony as it lives the villa, hoping it wont have a flat tire and Sarah has to stick around a little longer. Meanwhile our resident horndog Matt, continues his one on ones with the remaining ladys. The brief conversations with each are pretty much the same, the women talk about life, future, past, dreams and hopes, while Matt bobs his head up and down in agreement, the whole time rubbing his big paw on thier thighs and wondering " hmmmm, id like me some of dat". The one on one date, takes us out to the ranch with lucky gal Serena. She was expecting a romantic lunch in the Swiss Alps or French Riveria, what she got was a horseback ride on Brokeback Mountain. Seven Foot tall Matt was saddled up on retired rodeo star "Widowmaker", while petite 4 foot tall Serena rode along side him on a Shetland Pony named "Pokey". The happy couple stopped briefly to toss down a blanket and enjoy a gallon of cheap Costco Rosé wine. Matt makes sure to say " I dont drink wine that much", but his half gallon sippy cup proves otherwise. Just as Matt is going in for his anticipated "french kiss and thigh rub", a couple asses show up, literally, donkeys, mules whatever they were. No, one of them wasnt Victoria, but it was Chris Harrison and a cameraman in one of the donkey outfits. That was pretty much it for that date, the two did enjoy a fancy dinner later, Serena spilling the beans on her life, while Matt dreamed once again about " gettin him sum." You could get the drift that Serena will soon be gone , bye bye. Anyway, no Rose Ceremony this week. The final scene showed Victoria, behind the scenes, sharpening up her set of back stabbing knives in anticipation of next weeks show. She honestly feels she will be around to the end, even if it involves killing off some of her rivals. Cant wait for nexts weeks show!