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Celebrating 25 Years Of The West Wing

MagicEyes

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  1. MagicEyes
    To maintain my sanity, during commercials I'm searching for cute things to crochet on Ravelry. It helps.
  2. MagicEyes
    Or Mars. I'm voting for as far away as possible.
  3. MagicEyes
    Cheap cologne, stale alcohol, and desperation.
  4. MagicEyes
    I hate how all of these people think they're experts at relationships.
  5. MagicEyes
    It smells better, too.
  6. MagicEyes
    I hope Jasmine's dress doesn't fall off. We don't need that kind of trauma.
  7. MagicEyes
    I think he also keeps his socks on ALL THE TIME!
  8. MagicEyes
    He went out to get more sex toys!
  9. MagicEyes
    I have decided that my life plan does not include having a relationship with anyone who is in prison.
  10. MagicEyes
    Bless her heart, she's not very bright, is she?
  11. MagicEyes
    How has this woman not figured out that if you're not good at robbing banks, that's not a good career for you? Try doing something else for a while. Learn accounting, work for a florist, dig graves, whatever, just stop trying to rob banks!
  12. MagicEyes
    It's probably also flammable. The tag says "Keep away from open flame."
  13. MagicEyes
    I would love a Blizzard right now, but there are no Dairy Queens around here. 😔
  14. MagicEyes
    Is a styrofoam plate full of cold food on the bingo card?
  15. MagicEyes
    I'm just wondering why there's no dollar store for sex toys.
  16. MagicEyes
    Inevitably! He's very good at ignoring red flags!
  17. MagicEyes
    DEAD
  18. MagicEyes
    I've never seen a semi truck love nest before!
  19. MagicEyes
    I have too much dignity to wait by the road for any man. 🤨
  20. MagicEyes
    I'm off to watch some of the Olympics. See you all soon!
  21. MagicEyes
    Gino hit a street magician over the head and stole his jacket.
  22. MagicEyes
    What happens if Jasmine dumps Gino now? Can she still get citizenship?
  23. MagicEyes
    Ed has to have the last word. Always.
  24. MagicEyes
    The smell of rancid mayo and desperation?
  25. MagicEyes
    Manuel is so bored!
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