Steve is literally Ick's knight in shining armor? Where's the gleaming steel? My hackles get up (or as Peg would say -what are these hackles and why are they getting up? Are they going somewhere?) at the incorrect overuse of literally. However, Michael is literally incapable of making eye contact with Vicki. What it must be like to be raised by that woman...so needy & lacking in self-awareness. "Yay Birthday people!" "It's my birthday" over & over, she's exhausting. That squeaky "What?!?What?!??" about Eddie kissing another man was not as cute as I'm sure she imagined, you just KNOW she THINKS she's adorable. The fact that Vicki doesn't get the point that it's not about the gay rumors with Eddie but that she's perpetuating them and gossiping about her friend, I mean her family's husband is the vile part. Fuck that Ricky asshole too. I don't even like beady-eyed Tamra but that ish is nasty.
That party & every "friend" looking for a moment on TV. Blech! You couldn't pay me to show up except for snark material.
Wretchen with her ever-present pageant hair and inch-thick foundation & Slimey Slade, bye.
Um yeah, Jeana grates. I've always disliked her phony friendly voice. Nice eyes. Had a little work done? She looks like William Shatner, her eyes can barely close. They look like 2 pissholes in the snow as my grandfather use to say. (What are these pissholes and why are they in the snow? Armenian people don't believe in winter.)
Speaking of Peggy, she can't understand a naughty list or coal in your stocking even though she's lived here her whole life. Uh huh. Not adorable either