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  1. My understanding is that they are trapped there if they can't move on. I remember that Moira wanted her bones discovered not so she could leave, but so that her murderer (Constance/Jessica Lange) would be caught. Constance told her to go ahead and 'move on' if she was unhappy, and Moira's mother even asked her to come to the afterlife with her, but Moira said she couldn't in both cases. We also know that most of the ghosts don't have their corpses/bones in the house. The young guy that was Constance's lover had his body turned into the "Boy Dahlia" and dumped elsewhere. Tate and Ben Harmon and many others were known to have been killed there and were presumably taken away and buried. I suppose the girl who told her brother where the bodies were could visit with her family any time if they came to the house, but I would also be wary inviting my family there due to all the nonchalant murdering that goes on there. Maybe they could meet out on the lawn or something. :P
  2. An imperfect episode, but I still liked it, mostly because Waterford got arrested. I also really liked that part with Serena Joy driving. The show runners obviously like that actress—and they should, she’s excellent—but they just made her too irredeemable with her actions, especially in season 2. I wanted to be able to cheer for her escape a little, but she’s just too odious. So now we only have three named (to us) commanders left, right? Lawrence, one handed Warren Putnam, and...Nick.
  3. I can only assume that the writers/ show runners are stuck in an echo chamber of self congratulation and cannot see that their vision has collapsed, nor can they understand why people are unhappy with the episodes. I truly appreciate the posters here that try to make this sow’s ear into a silk purse. I’d like to think that you are seeing what the writers may have intended, but that is sadly not what the show has portrayed at all. This show needs a lot of harsh focus groups before it airs and the producers need to listen of people tell them things are unclear or just plain crazy. Their vision may be crystalline in their heads, but they can’t communicate it, and it feels like the show is failing. A friend of mine just got Hulu and wants to watch this show. I told her to force herself to stop after season one.
  4. When Michael said he’d just bring humanMeade back from the dead and Cordelia was like “Nyah Nyah Nyah I made it so you CAN’T!” I was thinking she shouldn’t have said that. Let the kid/man spend forever in hell trying to resurrect her, and use witchy powers to just keep him stuck there.
  5. The secondhand embarrassment while watching this episode was pretty unbearable. Why didn't they hire any of the thousands of desperate, hopeful actors/actresses hanging out Hollywood to play Chief Angry Satanist instead of Sandra Bernhard? She was terrible! What the hell has happened to American Horror Story? Is this an "Emperor's New Clothes" sort of situation, and no one is brave enough to tell the "brilliant" showrunner that the season makes no sense ?
  6. I checked out that Gilmour Foundation website and am now convinced that I'm having a cryptic pregnancy. I mean, I had a hysterectomy three years ago, but apparently that doesn't matter. And I have been told I have restless leg syndrome by a "doctor", but after reading the website I now realize I've just been suffering from "leg labor". What a relief! I better plan on buying some baby stuff, though I suppose I have seven years of pregnancy left, which should be plenty of time. The first woman puffing away on a cigarette talking gleefully about how the six babies kick more when she smokes because they "don't like it" was my favorite part of this whole shitshow.
  7. I always thought that Moira couldn’t move on because she wanted her bones found and Constance to be found responsible for her murder. Maybe since Constance is dead and that possibility disappeared Moira was open to moving on in a different way. I can buy the explanation that Tate did evil things because of the evil house, but it would have been better if that had been explored more and not just presented as a rushed proclamation. By Madison, of all people, the least touchy-feely person ever.
  8. I read this great quote once by an actor—I think it was Michael Ironside, but am not positive—that said that he loved playing the bad guy because the bad guy only loses once. (Very roughly paraphrased) The hero, on the other hand, is constantly thwarted by the bad guy for 9/10ths of the movie, only to win at the big finale. Winning 90% doesn’t sound too bad, and is fully anticipate this being the case for Michael.
  9. I also was surprised how awful she sounded. She almost *buzzed* instead of sang. I guess the rock n roll life is hell on the voice.
  10. I really liked this episode. A lot. I wonder, though--how enjoyable would it be for someone that just started watching the American Horror Story series? Would it be as much "fun" for someone that couldn't appreciate all those callbacks? Kind of like hanging out as the newbie in a group of old friends--they just keep telling old jokes and swapping in-jokes while the newbie feels awkward and left out. I really really wish this had been the first episode. What the hell was the point of the other ones? They set up this episode, but I feel like the set up could have been one episode...or the quarter of an episode.
  11. Well, you could watch “Coven” to catch up on the witches. I thought it was pretty terrible at the time, but I feel more charitable toward it every year that passes and blesses us with a worse season. While I’m being needlessly cranky, if it weren’t for Adina Porter’s powerhouse portrayal of Tara’s mom in “True Blood”, or her angry rant at Angelina Jolie in “Gia”, I’d think she’s the worst actress of all time. I guess she’s going for understated, but it’s waaaaay too understated.
  12. I loved Hotel too. I don’t think it was as all over the place as Asylum (which I also liked!). Asylum had two spree killers, a demonic possession, a Nazi doctor and human experimentation...AND aliens!!
  13. I’m going to speculate that Michael’s Murder House twin is Rubberman. He can’t age into an adult, being stuck as a baby ghost (if I’ve ever written a stupider sentence I’m not aware of it :S ) so he’s learned to project his consciousness into a Rubberman thingy. He and his living twin brother travel the earth as a chaos creating duo. Is screamy Violet from Murder House coming back, too?
  14. What I need to see is The Kid/Grownup Henry while he’s in the cell for a million years. Did he beg to be released? Tell Lacy the story of the alternate timeline? Because from what we were presented before, I just assumed he spent he whole time creepily and silently staring, like always.
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