SassMouthin

Well, Grace knew from the very beginning after finding his cell phone in the drawer. The whole story was like a chess game, her poker face as every move she made was deliberately to keep her family safe but nab her husband for the crime at the same time. The director made EVERYone look guilty by episode 4, highly entertaining. I didn't like how they threw in the line "he never made it to school" and exactly at what point did she know that? And Nicole, honey, you are one face lift away from looking like the joker. Please please don't go that route.

These were the 20 best applicants (WITH workable looks). That means only 40 real dancers applied. Loved how we jumped straight to rehearsing dances. The process can actually be done in 2 weeks if there wasn't a reality show. Every trainee danced the routine differently, from head to toe, except for two. Think L'Donna hiding behind her papers. No, they don't need KaShara heaving herself back in to help. Only 4 trainees danced with full limb extensions with snap, think Bridget. S****** it's not. Has nothing to do with height or age. Can we have 36 Ellies, please. Haven't seen someone dance like that since Jenna.

Wow, where to begin. The rookies were stripped of being officially announced the 2019-20 team. Just to push the image of how “close they all are”. Off camera, they soon learned that once a week, someone’s not going to perform (a.k.a. Docked for whatever reason), and NOT get paid. So next year, Kelli can have 40 ladies revolving on a budget for 36. No need to pay a retired veteran in emergencies, extra rookies will hang around for free. When Charlotte suggested that, I was honestly mortified. The first game was a hot mess. Rachel looked really upset not getting to perform (for missing a rehearsal). Lexie was out of her line at the end of crossing the field. Someone had a huge run in their hosiery from the crotch/back of thigh. The kick line was the worst zigzag I’ve ever seen, wow. Two points for triangle but hiding Amy into the middle. I feel the team got robbed in many ways this year.

Just finished S14 E8. Out of breath just watching Evan’s dizzying routine. Only 4 out of 40 got it completely correct. To see what’s really going on during dance sequences, I pause then click the forward button one second at a time. Pretty alarming as 90% of them are never in sync, everybody’s hands/ feet doing something different. This is probably the most inexperienced rookie group to date. Veterans who should be gone: Brennan, Christina and Heather. Their age and stamina shows. Weight gainers: Rachel (new bob haircut, nice!), Alexis, Madi, pageant Heather (from the hips down). Best improved veteran: Savannah, who has the best hairography still. Please teach everyone else. Best rookie: Hi Victoria, more layers in that thick hair, ASAP. Worst best rookie: Lisa, whose power is about to de-string her poms and break the floor. Gaping open mouths to look sexy: Gina, Madi, Heather, and Jalyn. It should be banned. Best robotic dancer: Jalyn. Great eye makeup this year! Blenders: There’s no such thing. Every veteran cut brings on a rookie that shouldn’t be on the team. Every. Year. World class veterans from the past: Jenna, Robyn and Lacey. Head to toe synchronized at all times. Not understanding why everyone’s doing their own version of the same routine, can be easily corrected. Wake up, Judy. Sorry the new PC producers cut you, Kitty. Seems coddling is the positive new environment. The new point should be Bridget. She’s Jenna times a thousand. Her body extensions for every move is amazing. Fun effortless energy, sweet face, always smiling. Best dancer by far. But does she have leadership qualities? Hmmm. Kelli has her hands full making this new team presentable considering this year’s slim pickings. Best of luck!