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Everything about heather is planned and inorganic. When the kids got tetchy at the dinner she quickly reeled it in because having some authentic family argument and not the 'issue' they had preplanned would have been horrible. Heather might be a failed actress in real life but she's a shrewd business woman. She doesn't give a flying F about any of these women especially Gina its just about about getting a large platform to sell things. CEO Dubrow. Emily needs to reduce the botox and the turn the tanner dial down a notch from tandoori. Gina's skin care with the obligatory fugly skin photo and assertion that she DiD hER rESeaRcH - sppppaaaaaaaarrrreeee meeeeee

maybe its a cultural thing but im kinda surprised how offended people are with shirtless dude. In Australia men (any shape size or age) frequently go topless especially in the more relaxed coastal towns in summer. It doesn't even register to me.... Gina and Emily need to go. I was watching Emily's BBQ and it looked like my place, tres average, normal people vibes. Neither one is interesting or have outrageous money why are they on the show. Like really, how did they even get selected??

These women are so scared of Heather, even in the body language it's so noticeable. Heather is too smart for this show, sure she brings the wealth, but she's a consummate actress and steps ahead of the other girls. As soon as the lawsuit word came out, she swiftly left the table and cut the filming until she had a chance to talk to Jigsaw and figure out the next steps... then once that's done they go down to talk to Nicole who has obviously been told by production to sit the eff down and wait for their entrance. Back in control, back on script etc. Heather would never do anything to compromise her income and that include any reputational risk for her husband. Long story short, give us lifestyle porn but also hot mess, not this CEO. Shannon while irritating sometimes isn't a mean girl and didn't need to apologise. I also wish she would get a stylist, her own makeup and hair choices age her. Emily complimenting Nicoles boobs was a low. I get the impression Nicole is quite a sensitive and vulnerable person... Gina and Emily have nothing to offer this show lifestyle wise so when any drama is generated they have to throw themselves in deep.

can a Jewish person in NYC or someone who's across this, explain how she can possibly convert orthodox... is this a flat out lie? Im just curious how a Rabbi would approach a request from her like this, especially if she seems to want a community to belong to rather than to actually follow a faith.

ugh Leah and her BS Judaism story line, she is relentlessly unpleasant. Really nice vibes from Ramona and Lou interacting and despite finding Sonja vile at times, she does have a comedic streak in her that makes me chuckle.

That vacation felt very uncomfortable - like when a bunch of girls at highschool who don't get a long have to spend time together. You could just feel that they were there because they are contractually obliged to turn up and would never be friends in real life - hint, producers... that means you've got the formula very wrong. Time to put this cast to bed and get all new people. That holiday house is something I would rent. Please give me rich lifestyle porn not this pedestrian stuff. Brown-wind with all her flaws has an amazing body. Clearly she puts the hours in at the gym. Kelly is an idiot who thinks that because she went to uni she somehow has a monopoly on knowledge and being across current affairs. The communism comment was laughable, especially for those of us who live outside the US.

no more long walks just talking, no more gym sessions, no more talking to relatives on the phone, no more therapist visits. Need rich and clueless house and lifestyle porn, asap.

Shannon is such hard work to be around and is clearly obsessive about food and weight. I would have been like "meh its ok ill eat this whole egg omelette, get in my belly" She is beginning to look very frail and "osteoporotic" for lack of a better word, and just sucks the fun out of a room. Its hard watching these women because there's just no authentic friend vibes coming from any of them. They're not enjoying it and neither are we. I don't care whether Elizabeth is shagging her man. She an anti-vaxxer nut job to boot, go away.

im going to wager my house on Kelly having high testosterone levels. Gina's cursed hair extensions deeply upset me. Please someone in LA beauty land - volunteer to give her a good set.

What a snooze fest. Can someone explain to me how Gina is on this show? How was she picked. She's not a celeb, rich wife or ex wife, notorious etc. Isn't southern California full of rich women, surely they can mine this source better, why am i being subjected to this tedious crap? While I have no interest in kids lives, it was nice to see them portray brownwind and her husband being so supportive. Too often on these shows portray LGBT+ people as the bitchy makeup artist, sassy friend of one of the housewives and it was nice to see both parents, particularly his dad, showing support and love. Every time Kelly is on, you can just sense how selfish she is. She doesn't acknowledge staff in shops, look people in the eye and she only half listens to sob stories. She is only in it "for me"- anything that benefits her, or that she will enjoy. Super self centred.

she's clearly clueless, imagine saying out loud "yeah the cheaper one, lets go with that cos its cheap" at a public biz meeting, her developers were like " ah yeah its a bit less expensive". Way to sell your product shannon!. Did you also go with cheap ingredients? It's tedious how they all want easy passive income, set and forget. It rarely succeeds and more than likely ends in losses and lawsuits. Shannon also has no niche or "thing" to exploit, she's a fake hippy who is hypochondriac. *she* is the gullible buyer of crap products, not the hustler selling them. if i was her id open a restaurant or food business. Get professionals to run it. Lots of fans will visit it - she can market some health food crap/tea or some thing they can buy and take home from it. She could possibly make some ongoing ok income meh - i could be wrong though!

Kelly's hair looks like a mop left out to dry. I don't like brownwind but every time her evil mother is shown - it makes me reassess everything she says/does. A lot of her problems arise from her trauma (and neglect and inadequate attention) at the hands of that woman. I can cut her some slack. She needs therapy and not a tv gig. I like the new HW based on the edit she's getting so far...

Dorinda is revolting. Horrible and very abusive, then she is so fun, cheeky and vivacious and charming at the dinner. Its so confusing. Leah is like a toddler that's learnt a rude word and wants to get a rise out of its parents by constantly saying it , bum bum pu$$y, vag etc.

The Brandi and Kim driving over...oh so casually... oh please come in guys... oh you have some goss please go on...was so transparently set up and acted it wasn't fun to watch at all. And, I dunno, but lesbian sex, especially the "only happens when we are paralytically drunk" type is kinda boring and meh now... are we meant to be shocked like it's 1995 ? And even if its true I wouldnt be surprised if Aaron doesn't even care. Whats shocking to me is anyone wanting to be intimate with Brandi. Kim needs a soft haircut that adds volume to her face cos she's looking awful. Rinna needs to stay with her 90s hairdo - im yet to be convinced she looks better in anything else.

No decorum what.so.ever. Which is fine when you don't think you're some worldly jetset elite like the poo-bandit thinks she is. All I could think about watching was how nasty sloppy uneducated inarticulate and vulgar they all are and beautiful stately homes, fancy dinner parties etc are totally wasted on them. In Australia we call them cashed up bogans.

An enjoyable episode - felt more authentic than usual and lots of house/party porn. Not a very diverse group of people at Kyles function! Kyles house is pretty, and definitely warm and inviting, but looking at the details esp books it really does look like a very basic designer put it together, with no real input showing kyles personality or lack of. Books about Fashion, Chanel, andy warhol etc. Reveals nothing about the owner, just bland and generic. Poor Aaron. He is a nutter with his work, and he fleeces his customers with his woo, but even he's right occasionally. Its not bullying, its just whipping up drama RHOBH style and he never got the memo. It is however frustrating for grown women to refer to discussion with a male as bullying or mansplaining etc when its just a (confected) disagreement, and he just wants to stop harping on about it.

I actually really enjoyed the decor in BSM - different aesthetic to what's popular and its warm and cosy and British eccentric which would appeal to Dorinda. The taxidermy is gross and themed bedrooms a bit tacky, but overall I really liked it. Please tell me grown up women like Elyse are only trying to get airtime with the "am I your best fwend" bs and she's not genuinely trying to make Ramona be her close friend. Ramona slipping her coverup off in front of her husband is totally believable and gross/offensive. Leah "tongue in the bum" McS shouldnt be hanging out with these women She's too young and out of place. They treat her like a kid not a peer.

Randoms thoughts: That table setting was macabre and not in a good way, I get that meat on the menu means a head is going to be somewhere but using it as a prop is gross. I couldn't have stomached sitting there. Where was the food at the party? Leah is so attractive (she has such elegant delicate fingers!) so im erring on the side of Crazy Lady vibes if she hasn't had a relationship since Rob. Its clear Rob knows her personality disorder well enough to play nice enough to keep his daughter safe and well but he's not interested one bit in a love-relationship. Dorinda being all worldly and correcting Ramona's pronounciation when she called a Hamam Hamas a few episodes back and Sonja "upsurping youpursping" you can see how the snobby circles they once tried to ingratiate themselves with would have sniggered behind their backs ...

So embarrassing that Teddi resorted to " big scaaawwy man being mean and taking down women" when Aaron called them all out. Get out of the kitchen Teddi. He was right, it was a non issue stop talking about it, we are all bored to death. MOOOOOVE ON.

Jacques seemed lovely, very charming and socially gracious, bet Luanns regretting that... also how rude to say his accent made him hard to understand, not the case at all, but then again I have seen lots of US shows which subtitle people with even a hint of an accent.

I am now just hate-watching and wanting this show to be euthanised. Reza - please don't speak Persian again, never heard anyone mangle a beautiful language with such a horrible accent. Merc - shes 50. Her jowls were really noticeable and to think that as an almost granny you're wearing thongs and carrying on to basically feed your family is sad. GG - she thinks she can get any guy but Im consistently drawn to how unsexy she is. Its like she has all the parts, nice hair, plastic surgery, thin, tan, nails, big boobs etc but she is not only not attractive but shes sooooo unsexy. I dunno maybe a guy can chime in... Please Bravo - get rid of all these people and find some rich Persians who can at least give us some lifestyle p0rn. I don't want to watch geriatric fools demean themselves for food and rent money ever again. On a side note - people on here who have no close connection to the Iranian community and say comments like " their culture is to value boys more than girls" please stop. The Iranian diaspora community is very well known for being quite liberal and it offends me when I hear these lazy tropes.

Ive missed a few seasons to know her back story well enough but she seems like a weird unit. Those expressions aren't *that* common, she's cultivating some phony yenta persona. Its too much. A simple bah bah when you see a beautiful spread of food etc is normal. bah bah is - yum yum or nice nice depending on the context and Vai is to convey shock, surprise, astonishment. I hate Reza but I did chuckle him ask Destiney (what is her real name?) how do you know this agha (gentleman) in front of her mom. Can anyone tell me what paulina sees in Mike? serious question, is this just for screen time or what? I wish Mike's parents went by their Persian names...do you think Aaron goes to Iran and ask people to call him Arash? GG doesn't know what's going to hit her with this baby. Her parents will raise this kid.

For a lawyer I assumed Emily would know what reactionary means... Kelly needs to disclose the name of her surgeon - her breasts, which are in all our faces, look great.

It was sad watching emily and gina hovering around the others desperately trying to interject and be relevant. Kelly is a nut job- but i love her purely on looks, makeup and styling. She look sophisticated and polished, mature but feminine and expensive looking. The drag show looked fabulous, much more entertaining than these biotches. What language in Brownpants awful tattoos - are those hebrew letters?? Gina's hair looks like a Paris and Nicole leftover from 2002. Also - im super lazy and didn't watch the seasons involving brooks properly. Can anyone give me a brief explanation of why she was a conwoman. I thought the cancer thing was made up entirely by him, why did she go along with it?

Tamra's breasts are terrifying, the crepey stretched sausage skin connecting the two plastic breasticles... yikes For a smart attorney Emily saying 'there are repercussions of that' explains why she didn't do the lawyer thing for too long. The el-weirdo party seemed so forced, middle aged women, in the middle of the day, suns still out, dildos out. Lots of pretending going on. I find Kelly's vigorous eating style fun. She always looks so angry while she's stuffing her face.