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  1. Favorite Awkward Moments! 1. Lorelai stops by Kim's Antiques. "Oh, hey, Mrs. Kim." "Hello, Lorelai. What can I do for you?" "Well, do you still have the big door knockers -- metal with the chipped red paint? [Mrs. Kim picks up a door knocker.] You're a magician. Do you know that? Oh, it's great. Isn't it big?" "And good price, seeing as how it may have belonged to James Madison. It was commonly known that James Madison liked big knockers." "I bet a lot of the founding fathers liked big knockers. ....... I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could." "It's a double entendre. I've been in this country 20 years. I get things." (Last Week Fights, This Week Tights) 2. Luke and Lorelai go to Sniffy's Tavern for their first real date. "Is this like a Mafia thing?" "Excuse me?" "The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?" "No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?" "Extremely." (Written in the Stars) 3. Rory and Lorelai discuss laundry. "One of us has to do laundry tonight." "Why?" "Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days." "So right now under your skirt you're wearing...?" "Not underwear." "Mom!" "It's kinda nice, actually -- breezy." "My role model, ladies and gentlemen." (Kiss and Tell) 4. Rory and Lorelai are up really early for the Yale/Harvard football game. "Where's Luke?" "Probably in bed where the rest of the world is on a Saturday. Did I put on underwear?" "What?" "I think I forgot to put on underwear. Can you check? ....... Did I just ask you to check if I put on underwear?" "Yes." "I hate football." (Ted Koppel's Big Night Out) 5. Emily and Richard have reconciled after months of separation. "When did this reconciliation happen?" "Yesterday." "And last night. And this morning." "Richard!" (Come Home) 6. Rory is buying coffee at a kiosk and drops all of her money just as Logan walks up. "This would definitely qualify as a cute meet if we hadn't already met." "Logan. Hey. This is nice and embarrassing." "Are we going after the rollers? A couple of them are headed into the bushes." (So....Good Talk) 7. Sookie realizes Joe thinks their 'catching up' is a real date. "You know, I’m really glad we ran into each other. It’s not often you get a second chance." "What do you mean?" "I can’t tell you how many times I kicked myself for not asking you out that summer. It just seemed like every time I got close, we’d end up talking about the best way to make calves' liver or something." "Sautéed with caramelized onions." "Exactly. Then when I saw you at the Learning Center, it was like fate was saying, 'Here you go, man. Try not to screw it up again.' I guess things just had to happen in their own time." "Uh huh, in their own time. Um, could you just. . .uh, stir. . . yeah, I’ll be back." (I Solemnly Swear) 8. Lorelai gets nailed like a 2x4 by a bunch of sixteen year olds. "Didn’t you get pregnant when you were sixteen?" "Um, sixteen. . .it was around that age. Sixteen, that sounds right. Okay. Different people working for you will have different needs...yeah?" "Well, what about school?" "School? I’m sorry?" "Did you drop out when you got pregnant with Rory?" "No, technically, I didn’t drop out. I, uh, I kept going as long as I could while I was pregnant, which I would recommend to any girl. Not the getting pregnant part, obviously." (One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes) 9. Paris and Tristan see each other after their date the night before. "I just wanted to tell you again that I had so much fun last night." "Yeah, after five messages on my answering machine, I kinda got that impression." "Too much, sorry." "No, forget it, it was cute." "You know, maybe we could do it again sometime. I mean a different movie of course, but the same basic plan." "Absolutely." "Great, because it was really fun." "It was fun and we should do it again. I mean you know -- as friends." "Oh, yeah, as friends. "You noticed it too, right? That we’re sort of more friends material than dating material?" "Yes, I did notice. I have excellent deductive skills." (The Third Lorelai) 10. Jamie comes to Yale after Paris keeps brushing him off. "Has she been seeing someone else?" "Not that I know of." "I'll let you go. Thanks, this actually helped." "Good. It will get better, Jamie. I really think that." "Good. [backs away] It's my birthday." "Oh wow, happy birthday." "Thanks." (A Family Matter) 11. Paris and Rory both come back to school early. Rory sees Paris kissing Asher goodbye. "So, you guys have fun?" "I told you that on the phone." "I know. You have fun after that?" "Sure. The resort was beautiful. A little too star-studded. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were there. They tongue kissed in public." "They're in love." "Then she'd tickle his tummy and he'd giggle. It was foul." "To each his own." "Well, I'll get out of your way." "You're not in my way. I'll get out of your way." "You're not in my way." "Well, I'll just stay here, then." "Good." (The Nanny and the Professor) 12. Lorelai runs into Nicole at the diner, not realizing she and Luke have gotten back together. "So, is Luke coming out, or..." "He should be." "You know, I'm not hungry." "No?" "I just remembered, I just ate." "Oh." "So...but it's really good to see you." "Same here." (Die, Jerk) 13. Rachel, looking fresh as a daisy with no airplane hair in sight, steps back into Luke's life. "I'm Lorelai." "Oh yeah. She's Lorelai." "I'm Luke's friend." "Yeah. She uh, uh, works at the Independence Inn." "I run it, actually." "Sorry, she runs it." "Wow, I love that place." "Oh!" "That must be a pretty big job." "It is! It's crazy. There's always something happening. Like, we just put these coffee makers in all the rooms, but only half of them work. They just like shake and gurgle, like they're having some kind of a fit. Why were you in the Mideast?" "I was doing a photo story, on how Palestinian and Israeli families have been affected by the violence." "Uh huh, well, so you understand about the job pressure." "Yeah." (Star Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers) 14. Lane confronts Kyon after seeing her come out of Kim's Antiques. "Who are you?" "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "Where?" "Why are you living in my house?" "Your house?" "That house right there. It's mine." "I'm staying there." "Why? Are we related?" "I hope not." (Afterboom) 15. Kirk panics when Lorelai offers him and Lulu a room at the test run of the Dragonfly and goes to Luke for advice. "The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire." "Kirk, that's terrible." "Well, I'm used to it now, so it's kind of second nature to me, but Lulu -- " "Right, Lulu." "How is she going to take it? I mean, I could scare her or ninja-kick her and lock her up with a pillow. I think I love her, Luke, and I haven't even told her that I love her. I spelled it out in chocolate-covered Oreos once, but she was really hungry, and I'm not sure if she read it first. I can't assault her before I tell her I love her." "What do you want me to do about it?" "I called the Dragonfly and had them put me and Lulu in the room right next to yours. That way, if you hear anything -- screaming, or Russian -- you can come in and pull me off of Lulu." "Oh." "Unless, when you come in, it looks like you shouldn't pull me off of Lulu." "Kirk." "You can use your judgment on that one." (Raincoats & Recipes) 16. After finding out Luke and Lorelai are engaged, Babette shares the story of how Morey proposed. "Morey proposed to me spontaneously. Did I ever tell you the story?" "Um, no." "It was a brisk fall night, and Morey was on top. No, wait, I was on top." "What?" "Hold on! Stony Morrison was on top." "Babette!" "We were playing Twister. Did I not mention that?" "No!" "I probably should have." (New and Improved Lorelai) 17. Rory chats with Laundry Room Guy after she realizes he took care of her clean clothes which had been dumped in the floor. "Hey, would you maybe wanna get a cup of coffee sometime, in between classes or something?" "I don't think so, but thanks." "You're welcome." (The Fundamental Things Apply) 18. Later, she confronts him after thinking he's been spreading the story of her asking him out all around Yale. "I know you've been telling the story." "What story?" "The laundry room story. Remember the laundry room?" "Machines, rinse cycle -- " "I asked you to get coffee, that's it. I did not ask you to get married, or say that I loved you, or ask to have your children. And I'm not stalking you! It was a complete coincidence that I happened to go into a meeting that you happened to be in. I had no idea you were there. And it's hard to ask someone out and it puts you in an incredibly vulnerable position! So, it's cruel to use that incident as a funny cocktail story. So from now on, I would appreciate it if you would refrain from telling the hilarious laundry room incident to anyone, anywhere, ever again." "I wasn't talking about you." "What?" "There was this girl from the third floor, she asked me out like a hundred times. She followed me to class. She baked me a cake every day for a month, then she snuck in my window and hid in my closet, covered in whipped cream." "Oh, well, that is a little … extreme." "I didn't tell anybody about the laundry room." "Well, good. Um, do you think that you could maybe not tell anyone this story also, 'cause, that would be great. Thanks." (In the Clamor and the Clangor) 19. Jess comes to FND with a black eye. Rory refuses to believe it wasn't from getting in a fight with Dean and badgers him about it in front of Emily. "Grandma, would it be all right if I speak to Jess for a second? We can go to the study." "We’re eating." "Well, I want to talk." "You’re being a little rude to your grandmother, Rory." "I can leave the room for a minute if you want." "No, Grandma, we’ll be right back." (Swan Song) 20. Sookie presses Lorelai about cooling things off with Max. "Hey, you will not stand there singing Ricky Martin songs to me. This is not a pattern ok? I'm not doing what I always do. This is not the same." "Actually, you're right. Usually you don't get so upset and defensive during the cha-cha talk. You must really like this guy." "When did you become the relationship expert? You haven't been in a relationship in years. ..... Wow! Zero to jackass in 3.2 seconds." "It's alright, your feet hurt." "No it isn't. It's never ever ok for me to talk to you like that. I'm so so sorry." (Paris is Burning) 21. Lorelai wakes up wanting coffee after sleeping with Luke for the first time and he's too asleep to warn her not to go down to the diner. "Well, I think people are gonna know." "What? What are you talking about? [fully awake now] Why are you wearing my shirt?" "I put it on to go get coffee." "Downstairs?" "Well, you don't keep it upstairs." "The diner's open." "You're kidding!" "You walked into the diner like that?" "I didn't think the diner could open without you." "I had Caesar open." "Well, he did, with a floor show." (Written in the Stars) 22. Richard and Emily worry that Rory is planning to have relations with Logan and call in a minister to warn her of the dangers of premarital sex. "You know, Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts. Your virtue, for example, is a gift, a precious gift. Possibly the most precious gift you possess." "Uh-huh." "You want to give this gift very carefully. It is a gift you can give to only one man. Once you give it, it's gone. You can't re-gift it. If you give it away too soon to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater. Do you understand what I'm saying?" "No." "Think long and hard about when and to whom you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away." "Oh." "Yes." "Oh, dear." "Oh, dear, indeed." "Um...well, listen, Reverend. I really appreciate you taking the time out of what I assume is a busy day to come here and talk to me about...all of this, but, um, I'm afraid the ultimate-gift ship has sailed." "What?" "A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 23. Mrs. Kim has The Talk with Lane on her wedding day. "Marriage is a job, Lane. There are rewards that come with this job, but there are also sacrifices. There are things you're going to have to do." "Things?" "Terrible things." "Mama, you don't have to…" "You need to hear this, you need to know what to expect. It will start early." "What will?" "The man's expectations. It starts early, at the wedding, actually. At the wedding, you're going to have to kiss him." "Mama." "You will then be expected to share a bed tonight, and when you’re in that bed you're expected to…" "Mama, please." "You're going to have to do it with this boy, Lane. You're just going to have to do it." (I Get a Sidekick Out of You) 24. Richard insists Luke go golfing with him since Luke and Lorelai are dating. "Golf isn’t my thing, you know. It’s definitely a thing, but not my game." "Well, what is your main hobby?" "Uh… [to caddy] Give me a hobby, quick." "Uh, reading." "Reading. I read like crazy." "Wonderful! What have you been reading lately?" "Uh, books. You know, this, that. Dick!" "Dick?" "That Dick guy, science fiction guy, Dick something, something Dick… I just read one of his." "Well, I’ll bring Dick up on the internet, see what comes up." (You Jump, I Jump, Jack)
  2. Favorite Awkward Moments! 1. Lorelai stops by Kim's Antiques. "Oh, hey, Mrs. Kim." "Hello, Lorelai. What can I do for you?" "Well, do you still have the big door knockers -- metal with the chipped red paint? [Mrs. Kim picks up a door knocker.] You're a magician. Do you know that? Oh, it's great. Isn't it big?" "And good price, seeing as how it may have belonged to James Madison. It was commonly known that James Madison liked big knockers." "I bet a lot of the founding fathers liked big knockers. ....... I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could." "It's a double entendre. I've been in this country 20 years. I get things." (Last Week Fights, This Week Tights) 2. Luke and Lorelai go to Sniffy's Tavern for their first real date. "Is this like a Mafia thing?" "Excuse me?" "The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?" "No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?" "Extremely." (Written in the Stars) 3. Rory and Lorelai discuss laundry. "One of us has to do laundry tonight." "Why?" "Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days." "So right now under your skirt you're wearing...?" "Not underwear." "Mom!" "It's kinda nice, actually -- breezy." "My role model, ladies and gentlemen." (Kiss and Tell) 4. Rory and Lorelai are up really early for the Yale/Harvard football game. "Where's Luke?" "Probably in bed where the rest of the world is on a Saturday. Did I put on underwear?" "What?" "I think I forgot to put on underwear. Can you check? ....... Did I just ask you to check if I put on underwear?" "Yes." "I hate football." (Ted Koppel's Big Night Out) 5. Emily and Richard have reconciled after months of separation. "When did this reconciliation happen?" "Yesterday." "And last night. And this morning." "Richard!" (Come Home) 6. Rory is buying coffee at a kiosk and drops all of her money just as Logan walks up. "This would definitely qualify as a cute meet if we hadn't already met." "Logan. Hey. This is nice and embarrassing." "Are we going after the rollers? A couple of them are headed into the bushes." (So....Good Talk) 7. Sookie realizes Joe thinks their 'catching up' is a real date. "You know, I’m really glad we ran into each other. It’s not often you get a second chance." "What do you mean?" "I can’t tell you how many times I kicked myself for not asking you out that summer. It just seemed like every time I got close, we’d end up talking about the best way to make calves' liver or something." "Sautéed with caramelized onions." "Exactly. Then when I saw you at the Learning Center, it was like fate was saying, 'Here you go, man. Try not to screw it up again.' I guess things just had to happen in their own time." "Uh huh, in their own time. Um, could you just. . .uh, stir. . . yeah, I’ll be back." (I Solemnly Swear) 8. Lorelai gets nailed like a 2x4 by a bunch of sixteen year olds. "Didn’t you get pregnant when you were sixteen?" "Um, sixteen. . .it was around that age. Sixteen, that sounds right. Okay. Different people working for you will have different needs. . .yeah?" "Well, what about school?" "School? I’m sorry?" "Did you drop out when you got pregnant with Rory?" "No, technically, I didn’t drop out. I, uh, I kept going as long as I could while I was pregnant, which I would recommend to any girl. Not the getting pregnant part, obviously." (One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes) 9. Paris and Tristan see each other after their date the night before. "I just wanted to tell you again that I had so much fun last night." "Yeah, after five messages on my answering machine, I kinda got that impression." "Too much, sorry." "No, forget it, it was cute." "You know, maybe we could do it again sometime. I mean a different movie of course, but the same basic plan." "Absolutely." "Great, because it was really fun." "It was fun and we should do it again. I mean you know -- as friends." "Oh, yeah, as friends. "You noticed it too, right? That we’re sort of more friends material than dating material?" "Yes, I did notice. I have excellent deductive skills." (The Third Lorelai) 10. Jamie comes to Yale after Paris keeps brushing him off. "Has she been seeing someone else?" "Not that I know of." "I'll let you go. Thanks, this actually helped." "Good. It will get better, Jamie. I really think that." "Good. [backs away] It's my birthday." "Oh wow, happy birthday." "Thanks." (A Family Matter) 11. Paris and Rory both come back to school early. Rory sees Paris kissing Asher goodbye. "So, you guys have fun?" "I told you that on the phone." "I know. You have fun after that?" "Sure. The resort was beautiful. A little too star-studded. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were there. They tongue kissed in public." "They're in love." "Then she'd tickle his tummy and he'd giggle. It was foul." "To each his own." "Well, I'll get out of your way." "You're not in my way. I'll get out of your way." "You're not in my way." "Well, I'll just stay here, then." "Good." (The Nanny and the Professor) 12. Lorelai runs into Nicole at the diner, not realizing she and Luke have gotten back together. "So, is Luke coming out, or..." "He should be." "You know, I'm not hungry." "No?" "I just remembered, I just ate." "Oh." "So...but it's really good to see you." "Same here." (Die, Jerk) 13. Rachel, looking fresh as a daisy with no airplane hair in sight, steps back into Luke's life. "I'm Lorelai." "Oh yeah. She's Lorelai." "I'm Luke's friend." "Yeah. She uh, uh, works at the Independence Inn." "I run it, actually." "Sorry, she runs it." "Wow, I love that place." "Oh!" "That must be a pretty big job." "It is! It's crazy. There's always something happening. Like, we just put these coffee makers in all the rooms, but only half of them work. They just like shake and gurgle, like they're having some kind of a fit. Why were you in the Mideast?" "I was doing a photo story, on how Palestinian and Israeli families have been affected by the violence." "Uh huh, well, so you understand about the job pressure." "Yeah." (Star Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers) 14. Lane confronts Kyon after seeing her come out of Kim's Antiques. "Who are you?" "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "Where?" "Why are you living in my house?" "Your house?" "That house right there. It's mine." "I'm staying there." "Why? Are we related?" "I hope not." (Afterboom) 15. Kirk panics when Lorelai offers him and Lulu a room at the test run of the Dragonfly and goes to Luke for advice. "The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire." "Kirk, that's terrible." "Well, I'm used to it now, so it's kind of second nature to me, but Lulu -- " "Right, Lulu." "How is she going to take it? I mean, I could scare her or ninja-kick her and lock her up with a pillow. I think I love her, Luke, and I haven't even told her that I love her. I spelled it out in chocolate-covered Oreos once, but she was really hungry, and I'm not sure if she read it first. I can't assault her before I tell her I love her." "What do you want me to do about it?" "I called the Dragonfly and had them put me and Lulu in the room right next to yours. That way, if you hear anything -- screaming, or Russian -- you can come in and pull me off of Lulu." "Oh." "Unless, when you come in, it looks like you shouldn't pull me off of Lulu." "Kirk." "You can use your judgment on that one." (Raincoats & Recipes) 16. After finding out Luke and Lorelai are engaged, Babette shares the story of how Morey proposed. "Morey proposed to me spontaneously. Did I ever tell you the story?" "Um, no." "It was a brisk fall night, and Morey was on top. No, wait, I was on top." "What?" "Hold on! Stony Morrison was on top." "Babette!" "We were playing Twister. Did I not mention that?" "No!" "I probably should have." (New and Improved Lorelai)
  3. Favorite Awkward Moments! 1. Lorelai stops by Kim's Antiques. "Oh, hey, Mrs. Kim." "Hello, Lorelai. What can I do for you?" "Well, do you still have the big door knockers -- metal with the chipped red paint? [Mrs. Kim picks up a door knocker.] You're a magician. Do you know that? Oh, it's great. Isn't it big?" "And good price, seeing as how it may have belonged to James Madison. It was commonly known that James Madison liked big knockers." "I bet a lot of the founding fathers liked big knockers. ....... I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could." "It's a double entendre. I've been in this country 20 years. I get things." (Last Week Fights, This Week Tights) 2. Luke and Lorelai go to Sniffy's Tavern for their first real date. "Is this like a Mafia thing?" "Excuse me?" "The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?" "No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?" "Extremely." (Written in the Stars) 3. Rory and Lorelai discuss laundry. "One of us has to do laundry tonight." "Why?" "Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days." "So right now under your skirt you're wearing...?" "Not underwear." "Mom!" "It's kinda nice, actually -- breezy." "My role model, ladies and gentlemen." (Kiss and Tell) 4. Rory and Lorelai are up really early for the Yale/Harvard football game. "Where's Luke?" "Probably in bed where the rest of the world is on a Saturday. Did I put on underwear?" "What?" "I think I forgot to put on underwear. Can you check? ....... Did I just ask you to check if I put on underwear?" "Yes." "I hate football." (Ted Koppel's Big Night Out) 5. Emily and Richard have reconciled after months of separation. "When did this reconciliation happen?" "Yesterday." "And last night. And this morning." "Richard!" (Come Home) 6. Rory is buying coffee at a kiosk and drops all of her money just as Logan walks up. "This would definitely qualify as a cute meet if we hadn't already met." "Logan. Hey. This is nice and embarrassing." "Are we going after the rollers? A couple of them are headed into the bushes." (So....Good Talk) 7. Sookie realizes Joe thinks their 'catching up' is a real date. "You know, I’m really glad we ran into each other. It’s not often you get a second chance." "What do you mean?" "I can’t tell you how many times I kicked myself for not asking you out that summer. It just seemed like every time I got close, we’d end up talking about the best way to make calves' liver or something." "Sautéed with caramelized onions." "Exactly. Then when I saw you at the Learning Center, it was like fate was saying, 'Here you go, man. Try not to screw it up again.' I guess things just had to happen in their own time." "Uh huh, in their own time. Um, could you just. . .uh, stir. . . yeah, I’ll be back." (I Solemnly Swear) 8. Lorelai gets nailed like a 2x4 by a bunch of sixteen year olds. "Didn’t you get pregnant when you were sixteen?" "Um, sixteen. . .it was around that age. Sixteen, that sounds right. Okay. Different people working for you will have different needs. . .yeah?" "Well, what about school?" "School? I’m sorry?" "Did you drop out when you got pregnant with Rory?" "No, technically, I didn’t drop out. I, uh, I kept going as long as I could while I was pregnant, which I would recommend to any girl. Not the getting pregnant part, obviously." (One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes) 9. Paris and Tristan see each other after their date the night before. "I just wanted to tell you again that I had so much fun last night." "Yeah, after five messages on my answering machine, I kinda got that impression." "Too much, sorry." "No, forget it, it was cute." "You know, maybe we could do it again sometime. I mean a different movie of course, but the same basic plan." "Absolutely." "Great, because it was really fun." "It was fun and we should do it again. I mean you know -- as friends." "Oh, yeah, as friends. "You noticed it too, right? That we’re sort of more friends material than dating material?" "Yes, I did notice. I have excellent deductive skills." (The Third Lorelai) 10. Jamie comes to Yale after Paris keeps brushing him off. "Has she been seeing someone else?" "Not that I know of." "I'll let you go. Thanks, this actually helped." "Good. It will get better, Jamie. I really think that." "Good. [backs away] It's my birthday." "Oh wow, happy birthday." "Thanks." (A Family Matter) 11. Paris and Rory both come back to school early. Rory sees Paris kissing Asher goodbye. "So, you guys have fun?" "I told you that on the phone." "I know. You have fun after that?" "Sure. The resort was beautiful. A little too star-studded. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were there. They tongue kissed in public." "They're in love." "Then she'd tickle his tummy and he'd giggle. It was foul." "To each his own." "Well, I'll get out of your way." "You're not in my way. I'll get out of your way." "You're not in my way." "Well, I'll just stay here, then." "Good." (The Nanny and the Professor) 12. Lorelai runs into Nicole at the diner, not realizing she and Luke have gotten back together. "So, is Luke coming out, or. . ." "He should be." "You know, I'm not hungry." "No?" "I just remembered, I just ate." "Oh." "So. . .but it's really good to see you." "Same here." (Die, Jerk)
  4. Start listing your Favorite Awkward Moments please! Editing to add one that never fails to make me snicker..... 1. Lorelai stops by Kim's Antiques. "Oh, hey, Mrs. Kim." "Hello, Lorelai. What can I do for you?" "Well, do you still have the big door knockers -- metal with the chipped red paint? [Mrs. Kim picks up a door knocker.] You're a magician. Do you know that? Oh, it's great. Isn't it big?" "And good price, seeing as how it may have belonged to James Madison. It was commonly known that James Madison liked big knockers." "I bet a lot of the founding fathers liked big knockers. ....... I'm sorry for laughing. I'd explain if I could." "It's a double entendre. I've been in this country 20 years. I get things." (Last Week Fights, This Week Tights)
  5. So I guess it's up to me to cast the deciding vote. I'm gonna go with - Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) This scene is everything that's beautiful about L/L's relationship. He's the steady rock she needs when she's flying off the handle (for whatever reason - in this case, out of fear) and he doesn't take her verbal abuse personally. And when Lorelai gives herself a moment to calm down, she recognizes she's being completely unreasonable and apologizes. He accepts her apology without making a big to-do about it. It's just a great, great scene. Any ideas what we should do next? I've still got these jotted down that I don't think we've done - white lies, awkward moments, favorite moments at work. I'd also love to do a favorite Kirk scenes. But I'm open to suggestions!!
  6. Taryn74

    Season 1

    I've long since decided to tell myself what Max did was order a thousand bouquets of yellow daisies, because there being a thousand vases crammed in there is way more plausible than a thousand single flowers. I can only imagine how much money he spent on that (wasted, in the end) gesture. Lord have mercy.
  7. Taryn74

    Season 1

    This completely sums up how I feel about Max. I actually thought he was a pretty awesome teacher (especially because he #1 - didn't let Rory skate on the 15-minutes-late-to-the-test thing, but also #2 - came up with a way she could do extra credit work to help make up for it) but it was downright unforgivable that after breaking up after the Parent's Day Kiss which not only put his job in jeopardy but also humiliated Rory and made her a target for the other students, he and Lorelai then decided after a few phone calls that they were ready to risk that all again because they didn't want to keep their hands off each other. OMG. It makes my blood boil just thinking about it. HATE.
  8. 3 - My heart, it breaks. My husband was in his late 20s when his dad passed away (three days after our youngest was born) and it's still hard. I sometimes wonder, was Luke just too young when his mother died to remember much about her? We never find out how old he was when his mom died, right? Just that he and Liz were still kids? Is that why his dad's death messed him up so much more than his mom's? It's interesting to think about. Edit - I didn't even realize we were down to the last two, ha ha! Remember to vote FOR the one you want to WIN! Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number)
  9. 19 - Because while initially I didn't love 7 as much as I do now, it just so perfectly embodies everything that is wonderful about Luke I can't vote it out over a funny but not as beautiful scene. I love Luke so much it hurts, ya'll. Just had to throw that in. Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number)
  10. 10 - Dirty! Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face)
  11. Which meta comment would you rather have seen - a mention between Lorelai and Rory that the mom in Dirty Dancing looks just like Emily, or a mention between Rory and Lane that Gil looks just like the guy from Skid Row?
  12. 11 out! I know it's a pivotal scene in the episode, but it's just so silly. Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face)
  13. I had a funeral to go to today, sorry for the late update! 22 out. I like this scene because it's one of the few really hawt L/L scenes IMO. Most of the time they were just very comfortable and mildly flirty with each other, but this scene was sizzling. Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face)
  14. Hmmm, I may be mixing scenes up. I thought she and Rory went straight over to Christopher's after FND? Because that's where they found out Straub had died? But you may be referring to a different scene than I was thinking, LOL.
  15. Good point. We'll assume this takes place after she turned 18. (Although, legally, I don't think a case could be made that there's any problem unless they were having sex. And I have a hard time imagining Taylor having sex with anyone. Ha! I was imagining just an amusing matchup.)
  16. 15 - Hee! 29 - Cute scene. I love the way Luke says "You bet." Let's vote against just one now! Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face) 22. Lorelai and Luke make out in the limo after the magazine cover celebration. "We should’ve eaten something before we went." "Who knew we’d keep missing the trays?" "But I’m not hungry. But I’m something, what am I?" "You’re drunk." "Right. I haven’t been drunk in years." "Hey, have I thanked you enough for escorting me, and being such a good sport and shaking hands with all the big city folk you don’t like, and putting extra cherries in my Manhattan?" "Yeah. You did." "There’ll be more thanking. Later on tonight." (Blame Booze and Melville)
  17. Afterwards, or in advance? If afterwards, A. There was absolutely no reason to think it was any big deal to let Luke know that she went over to Chris's after finding out his father died, even if they did go through a bottle of tequila together. It only became a big deal because she hid it and lied about it. But in advance - B. Not necessarily like telling her parents she was planning to go out on a date with Jason for the first time, but after two or three dates she should have just brought it up and let them deal with it. I never did understand why it was some big thing in the first place. Oh no! Another of Rory's roommates is dating an older man! Which bizarre May/December romance would you rather have seen play out - Janet with Andrew, or Tana with Taylor?
  18. 24 - Meh. 26 - At least Jess could read Rory well enough to question her choice of career, when no one else ever did, although he backed down right away when he saw he was upsetting her. Still voting against two. Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 15. Lorelai flags down Luke's truck and finds Liz driving. "Hey, Luke, hey Luke, hold on! Please, I know you owe us nothing but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you in your old age, or not... because… you don't know who I am. Hi. Sorry. I thought you were Luke." "I knew I should've put on some lipstick." (Nag Hammadi) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face) 22. Lorelai and Luke make out in the limo after the magazine cover celebration. "We should’ve eaten something before we went." "Who knew we’d keep missing the trays?" "But I’m not hungry. But I’m something, what am I?" "You’re drunk." "Right. I haven’t been drunk in years." "Hey, have I thanked you enough for escorting me, and being such a good sport and shaking hands with all the big city folk you don’t like, and putting extra cherries in my Manhattan?" "Yeah. You did." "There’ll be more thanking. Later on tonight." (Blame Booze and Melville) 29. Lorelai finds Luke's Reggae Fever cd in his truck after they get back together. "‘Ja Glory’ by Toots Bambada. ‘Lively up Yourself’ by the Family Zigzag, ‘Let your Ya be Ya’ by Ranking Roy. What else am I going to find in here? Ganja and a yellow, green and red knit cap?" "I bought a cd. I didn’t adopt the entire Rastafarian culture." "This is so weird. I mean, to think that there was this whole chunk of time when we weren’t together. We were living totally separate lives. I was just working like crazy and you were running around, buying reggae cd’s." "One cd. One." "I just hate that we were apart." "Yeah, wasn’t too fond of it myself." "Well, all I can say is, you’re lucky I’m back in your life, because clearly you were lost without me. I mean, it’s a miracle you’re even still alive. Right?" "You bet." (Pulp Friction)
  19. 20 - Entitled!Rory is never a good look. 30 - Aww. Voting against two. Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 15. Lorelai flags down Luke's truck and finds Liz driving. "Hey, Luke, hey Luke, hold on! Please, I know you owe us nothing but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you in your old age, or not... because… you don't know who I am. Hi. Sorry. I thought you were Luke." "I knew I should've put on some lipstick." (Nag Hammadi) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face) 22. Lorelai and Luke make out in the limo after the magazine cover celebration. "We should’ve eaten something before we went." "Who knew we’d keep missing the trays?" "But I’m not hungry. But I’m something, what am I?" "You’re drunk." "Right. I haven’t been drunk in years." "Hey, have I thanked you enough for escorting me, and being such a good sport and shaking hands with all the big city folk you don’t like, and putting extra cherries in my Manhattan?" "Yeah. You did." "There’ll be more thanking. Later on tonight." (Blame Booze and Melville) 24. Lorelai and Rory go with Emily and Richard on a tour of Yale. [As they walk to the car, Emily notices Lorelai is carrying a coffee travel mug] "Where are you going with that?" "To the car." "You can’t have that in the car." "I know." "Well, then, what are you doing with it?" "Walking it." "Lorelai." "Mom, I know I can’t have it in the car. It will not be in the car." "Is that everything?" "Yes, I think so." "All right, then. Let’s get this show on the road." [Lorelai gets in the back seat and holds the mug out the window] "Now let’s see you drink it." [Lorelai sticks her head out the window and takes a sip] "Mm, good to the last drop." "You stay that way until it’s gone." "Aye, aye, captain." (Let the Games Begin) 26. Jess drives Rory's car while they go get ice cream in cones after studying. They chat about their life plans. "You could do more." "Oh, here come the pom poms." "No, no pom poms, just me saying you could do more." "So, Courtney, what about you?" "What about me?" "What are your big ambitions?" "Harvard." "And after Harvard?" "I’m gonna be a journalist." "Paula Zahn?" "Christiane Amanpour." "You’re gonna be an overseas correspondent?" "Yes, I am." "You’re gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings and have bombs going off in the background and some wars raging all around you?" "What, you don’t think I can do it?" "No, I do. Just sounds a little too -- " "A little what?" "Just sounds a little too rough for you." "Well, it’s not a little too rough for me. I hope it’s not a little too rough for me, I’ve been talking about this forever. I mean, I don’t even know what I would do if -- " "Hey, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll do it. You will, I promise. I’ll help you practice, okay? Tomorrow, you’ll stand in the middle of the street and I will drive straight at you screaming in a foreign language." "Well, you’re gonna have to learn a foreign language first." "Well, it’s lucky I’ve got me a tutor, isn’t it? Okay, so I guess we should be getting back. I did promise to study if you went on this ice cream run with me." "Yes, you did." "Okay, so I just go straight and we’ll be back at Luke’s." "Good sense of direction." "Of course, I could turn right and then we’d just be driving around in circles for awhile." " ...... Turn right." "As you wish." (Teach Me Tonight) 29. Lorelai finds Luke's Reggae Fever cd in his truck after they get back together. "‘Ja Glory’ by Toots Bambada. ‘Lively up Yourself’ by the Family Zigzag, ‘Let your Ya be Ya’ by Ranking Roy. What else am I going to find in here? Ganja and a yellow, green and red knit cap?" "I bought a cd. I didn’t adopt the entire Rastafarian culture." "This is so weird. I mean, to think that there was this whole chunk of time when we weren’t together. We were living totally separate lives. I was just working like crazy and you were running around, buying reggae cd’s." "One cd. One." "I just hate that we were apart." "Yeah, wasn’t too fond of it myself." "Well, all I can say is, you’re lucky I’m back in your life, because clearly you were lost without me. I mean, it’s a miracle you’re even still alive. Right?" "You bet." (Pulp Friction)
  20. Taryn74

    Season 3

    WORD. It's especially ridiculous when you contrast it to the guidance counselor (?) at Chilton seeking Rory out over the concern over her sitting by herself at lunch every day because it reflects poorly on her people skills and thus affects her chances of getting into a top college. Yeah, that's way more important than sending a student out with singularly focused dreams of a career they are terribly, terribly unsuited for. BOY. If I could ever pull a quote from this board and put gold stars around it and post if for all the world to see, it would be this one.
  21. 17 - Hee, another scene I always forget about until I'm rewatching. The way Rory says "Why did Luke just bolt away from us?" absolutely kills me for some reason. 28 - Funny, but it highlights how much of a jerk Jason can be, plus it involves Jason at all, so.....see ya. 21 - My heart, it breaks. Voting against two now. Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 15. Lorelai flags down Luke's truck and finds Liz driving. "Hey, Luke, hey Luke, hold on! Please, I know you owe us nothing but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you in your old age, or not... because… you don't know who I am. Hi. Sorry. I thought you were Luke." "I knew I should've put on some lipstick." (Nag Hammadi) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face) 20. Rory borrows Logan's limo and driver to rush back to find out what happened between Lorelai and Luke, and then she and Lane go out to get wallowing supplies. "My compliments to your moxie!" "Oh, I've got moxie coming out of my ears today." [They hear a car honking] "They honking at us?" "They better not be. Frank, are they honking at us?" "I believe so." "Oh, I am in no mood for this. We are depressed! [She stands up, her head out the sunroof of the limo] We'll move when we move, so stop -- " [Luke is honking at them. He stops, shocked] "Oh. Sorry." "I'm not usually in a limo." (Say Something) 22. Lorelai and Luke make out in the limo after the magazine cover celebration. "We should’ve eaten something before we went." "Who knew we’d keep missing the trays?" "But I’m not hungry. But I’m something, what am I?" "You’re drunk." "Right. I haven’t been drunk in years." "Hey, have I thanked you enough for escorting me, and being such a good sport and shaking hands with all the big city folk you don’t like, and putting extra cherries in my Manhattan?" "Yeah. You did." "There’ll be more thanking. Later on tonight." (Blame Booze and Melville) 24. Lorelai and Rory go with Emily and Richard on a tour of Yale. [As they walk to the car, Emily notices Lorelai is carrying a coffee travel mug] "Where are you going with that?" "To the car." "You can’t have that in the car." "I know." "Well, then, what are you doing with it?" "Walking it." "Lorelai." "Mom, I know I can’t have it in the car. It will not be in the car." "Is that everything?" "Yes, I think so." "All right, then. Let’s get this show on the road." [Lorelai gets in the back seat and holds the mug out the window] "Now let’s see you drink it." [Lorelai sticks her head out the window and takes a sip] "Mm, good to the last drop." "You stay that way until it’s gone." "Aye, aye, captain." (Let the Games Begin) 26. Jess drives Rory's car while they go get ice cream in cones after studying. They chat about their life plans. "You could do more." "Oh, here come the pom poms." "No, no pom poms, just me saying you could do more." "So, Courtney, what about you?" "What about me?" "What are your big ambitions?" "Harvard." "And after Harvard?" "I’m gonna be a journalist." "Paula Zahn?" "Christiane Amanpour." "You’re gonna be an overseas correspondent?" "Yes, I am." "You’re gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings and have bombs going off in the background and some wars raging all around you?" "What, you don’t think I can do it?" "No, I do. Just sounds a little too -- " "A little what?" "Just sounds a little too rough for you." "Well, it’s not a little too rough for me. I hope it’s not a little too rough for me, I’ve been talking about this forever. I mean, I don’t even know what I would do if -- " "Hey, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll do it. You will, I promise. I’ll help you practice, okay? Tomorrow, you’ll stand in the middle of the street and I will drive straight at you screaming in a foreign language." "Well, you’re gonna have to learn a foreign language first." "Well, it’s lucky I’ve got me a tutor, isn’t it? Okay, so I guess we should be getting back. I did promise to study if you went on this ice cream run with me." "Yes, you did." "Okay, so I just go straight and we’ll be back at Luke’s." "Good sense of direction." "Of course, I could turn right and then we’d just be driving around in circles for awhile." " ...... Turn right." "As you wish." (Teach Me Tonight) 29. Lorelai finds Luke's Reggae Fever cd in his truck after they get back together. "‘Ja Glory’ by Toots Bambada. ‘Lively up Yourself’ by the Family Zigzag, ‘Let your Ya be Ya’ by Ranking Roy. What else am I going to find in here? Ganja and a yellow, green and red knit cap?" "I bought a cd. I didn’t adopt the entire Rastafarian culture." "This is so weird. I mean, to think that there was this whole chunk of time when we weren’t together. We were living totally separate lives. I was just working like crazy and you were running around, buying reggae cd’s." "One cd. One." "I just hate that we were apart." "Yeah, wasn’t too fond of it myself." "Well, all I can say is, you’re lucky I’m back in your life, because clearly you were lost without me. I mean, it’s a miracle you’re even still alive. Right?" "You bet." (Pulp Friction) 30. Emily and Richard get ready to leave Rory's Stars Hollow birthday party. "Emily?" "She's right. I don't know my daughter at all. [pause] We should go. Traffic." (Rory's Birthday Parties)
  22. 8 - Meh. 18 - I use 'I'm coming for you!' way more often than I should. I don't know why I love this scene so much LOL. 27 - My daughter had to drive me to a doctor's appointment the other day, we had to take my husband's truck (a very large 4-door with a camper shell on the back and tinted windows) and I am not at all kidding when I say I felt like Emily being driven around by Lorelai. Soooo funny. Voting against three for the last time. Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 15. Lorelai flags down Luke's truck and finds Liz driving. "Hey, Luke, hey Luke, hold on! Please, I know you owe us nothing but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you in your old age, or not... because… you don't know who I am. Hi. Sorry. I thought you were Luke." "I knew I should've put on some lipstick." (Nag Hammadi) 17. Lorelai realizes she never told Rory that Jess has left town. "Do you think Luke will know we went to Souplantation?" "Not unless you tell him." "But maybe he'll be able to tell. There'll be a glow." "An all-you-can-eat glow." "He'll see the glow, he'll know we cheated, and he'll never give us extra fries again." [Luke sees them and runs inside] "Um, Mom, why did Luke just bolt away from us?" "Maybe he saw the glow." "Mom?" "Okay, first of all, I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I just thought with all the stuff you were doing, maybe I should wait." "What's going on?" "Jess is gone." "Gone where?" "I don't know. Luke knows, but he didn't tell me. But he doesn't seem to think he's coming back." (Here Comes the Son) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face) 20. Rory borrows Logan's limo and driver to rush back to find out what happened between Lorelai and Luke, and then she and Lane go out to get wallowing supplies. "My compliments to your moxie!" "Oh, I've got moxie coming out of my ears today." [They hear a car honking] "They honking at us?" "They better not be. Frank, are they honking at us?" "I believe so." "Oh, I am in no mood for this. We are depressed! [She stands up, her head out the sunroof of the limo] We'll move when we move, so stop -- " [Luke is honking at them. He stops, shocked] "Oh. Sorry." "I'm not usually in a limo." (Say Something) 21. Rory sees Jess on the bus and walks to the back to sit with him, knowing something is off but not knowing he got kicked out of school and he's leaving town. "Hey." "Hey." "Can I sit?" "Uh, sure, sit. I thought you took an earlier bus." "My first class got canceled today." "Oh. So what's been going on?" "Nothing much. Fran died." "I heard." "I went to her funeral yesterday." "Luke went, too." "I saw him there." "Yeah?" "He was in the back." "I can't go to the prom. I couldn't get tickets." "Oh." "Sorry." "This is my stop." "Okay." "So, you'll call me?" "Yeah, I'll call you." (Say Goodnight, Gracie) 22. Lorelai and Luke make out in the limo after the magazine cover celebration. "We should’ve eaten something before we went." "Who knew we’d keep missing the trays?" "But I’m not hungry. But I’m something, what am I?" "You’re drunk." "Right. I haven’t been drunk in years." "Hey, have I thanked you enough for escorting me, and being such a good sport and shaking hands with all the big city folk you don’t like, and putting extra cherries in my Manhattan?" "Yeah. You did." "There’ll be more thanking. Later on tonight." (Blame Booze and Melville) 24. Lorelai and Rory go with Emily and Richard on a tour of Yale. [As they walk to the car, Emily notices Lorelai is carrying a coffee travel mug] "Where are you going with that?" "To the car." "You can’t have that in the car." "I know." "Well, then, what are you doing with it?" "Walking it." "Lorelai." "Mom, I know I can’t have it in the car. It will not be in the car." "Is that everything?" "Yes, I think so." "All right, then. Let’s get this show on the road." [Lorelai gets in the back seat and holds the mug out the window] "Now let’s see you drink it." [Lorelai sticks her head out the window and takes a sip] "Mm, good to the last drop." "You stay that way until it’s gone." "Aye, aye, captain." (Let the Games Begin) 26. Jess drives Rory's car while they go get ice cream in cones after studying. They chat about their life plans. "You could do more." "Oh, here come the pom poms." "No, no pom poms, just me saying you could do more." "So, Courtney, what about you?" "What about me?" "What are your big ambitions?" "Harvard." "And after Harvard?" "I’m gonna be a journalist." "Paula Zahn?" "Christiane Amanpour." "You’re gonna be an overseas correspondent?" "Yes, I am." "You’re gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings and have bombs going off in the background and some wars raging all around you?" "What, you don’t think I can do it?" "No, I do. Just sounds a little too -- " "A little what?" "Just sounds a little too rough for you." "Well, it’s not a little too rough for me. I hope it’s not a little too rough for me, I’ve been talking about this forever. I mean, I don’t even know what I would do if -- " "Hey, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll do it. You will, I promise. I’ll help you practice, okay? Tomorrow, you’ll stand in the middle of the street and I will drive straight at you screaming in a foreign language." "Well, you’re gonna have to learn a foreign language first." "Well, it’s lucky I’ve got me a tutor, isn’t it? Okay, so I guess we should be getting back. I did promise to study if you went on this ice cream run with me." "Yes, you did." "Okay, so I just go straight and we’ll be back at Luke’s." "Good sense of direction." "Of course, I could turn right and then we’d just be driving around in circles for awhile." " ...... Turn right." "As you wish." (Teach Me Tonight) 28. Jason is hanging out with Lorelai in Stars Hollow for the day and realizes they can't go into Luke's. "Sooooo, that would be Luke." "Boy, you sure like to do a lot of research before getting a cup of coffee. That's the doorknob. It twists to the right. C'mon." "Ahhh -- " "What is with you?" "Yeah, I'm not in the mood for coffee anymore." "You were jonesing not five minutes ago." "No, it's passed. My 5 a.m. coffee just kicked in again." "You drink time-released coffee?" "It's all the rage." "Okay. Well, I want coffee." "Okay, I'll wait for you here." "What is with you?" "I-I was kind of tailgating Duke on the drive in." "You were tailgating Luke?" "Pretty rudely. There was honking." "Aw, geez." "Well, I didn't know it was Duke." "How fast was he going?" "Snail's speed. Like twenty." "The speed limit here is twelve!" "Okay, see, this is one of the problems I have with small towns - proximity. You tailgate a guy in Manhattan and you never see him again, you tailgate a guy in a small town, he is the keeper of the coffee. [He looks over at the diner window]. And he is looking at us!" "Who, Luke?" "Is that his name?" "Yes!" "Okay, don't look at him! Don't look at him!" "This is ridiculous!" (A Family Matter) 29. Lorelai finds Luke's Reggae Fever cd in his truck after they get back together. "‘Ja Glory’ by Toots Bambada. ‘Lively up Yourself’ by the Family Zigzag, ‘Let your Ya be Ya’ by Ranking Roy. What else am I going to find in here? Ganja and a yellow, green and red knit cap?" "I bought a cd. I didn’t adopt the entire Rastafarian culture." "This is so weird. I mean, to think that there was this whole chunk of time when we weren’t together. We were living totally separate lives. I was just working like crazy and you were running around, buying reggae cd’s." "One cd. One." "I just hate that we were apart." "Yeah, wasn’t too fond of it myself." "Well, all I can say is, you’re lucky I’m back in your life, because clearly you were lost without me. I mean, it’s a miracle you’re even still alive. Right?" "You bet." (Pulp Friction) 30. Emily and Richard get ready to leave Rory's Stars Hollow birthday party. "Emily?" "She's right. I don't know my daughter at all. [pause] We should go. Traffic." (Rory's Birthday Parties)
  23. 13 - Sometimes the things ASP finds funny are really baffling. 16 - Ah man. I really love this scene. 9 - I hate this for so many reasons. Still three! Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 8. Dean spots Rory getting on the bus to school and gets in behind her. "So, uh, how long does it take you to get to school?" "Um...forty minutes if the bus driver's focused but longer if he's trying to win something on the radio. Hey, this bus is going to Hartford!" "Yeah, I know." "But you go to school here. You have to get off the bus! (calls to driver) Hey, he has to get off the bus!" "Wait. You're forgetting something....buses make stops. Good-bye, Lorelai Gilmore." (Cinnamon's Wake) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 15. Lorelai flags down Luke's truck and finds Liz driving. "Hey, Luke, hey Luke, hold on! Please, I know you owe us nothing but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you in your old age, or not... because… you don't know who I am. Hi. Sorry. I thought you were Luke." "I knew I should've put on some lipstick." (Nag Hammadi) 17. Lorelai realizes she never told Rory that Jess has left town. "Do you think Luke will know we went to Souplantation?" "Not unless you tell him." "But maybe he'll be able to tell. There'll be a glow." "An all-you-can-eat glow." "He'll see the glow, he'll know we cheated, and he'll never give us extra fries again." [Luke sees them and runs inside] "Um, Mom, why did Luke just bolt away from us?" "Maybe he saw the glow." "Mom?" "Okay, first of all, I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I just thought with all the stuff you were doing, maybe I should wait." "What's going on?" "Jess is gone." "Gone where?" "I don't know. Luke knows, but he didn't tell me. But he doesn't seem to think he's coming back." (Here Comes the Son) 18. Lorelai and Rory sit in the jeep discussing Rory's arrest while Kirk tries to tow them away. "Kirk just came by and gave us a two minute warning. Any idea what he’s talking about?" "Who ever has any idea what Kirk’s talking about?" (A House is Not a Home) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face) 20. Rory borrows Logan's limo and driver to rush back to find out what happened between Lorelai and Luke, and then she and Lane go out to get wallowing supplies. "My compliments to your moxie!" "Oh, I've got moxie coming out of my ears today." [They hear a car honking] "They honking at us?" "They better not be. Frank, are they honking at us?" "I believe so." "Oh, I am in no mood for this. We are depressed! [She stands up, her head out the sunroof of the limo] We'll move when we move, so stop -- " [Luke is honking at them. He stops, shocked] "Oh. Sorry." "I'm not usually in a limo." (Say Something) 21. Rory sees Jess on the bus and walks to the back to sit with him, knowing something is off but not knowing he got kicked out of school and he's leaving town. "Hey." "Hey." "Can I sit?" "Uh, sure, sit. I thought you took an earlier bus." "My first class got canceled today." "Oh. So what's been going on?" "Nothing much. Fran died." "I heard." "I went to her funeral yesterday." "Luke went, too." "I saw him there." "Yeah?" "He was in the back." "I can't go to the prom. I couldn't get tickets." "Oh." "Sorry." "This is my stop." "Okay." "So, you'll call me?" "Yeah, I'll call you." (Say Goodnight, Gracie) 22. Lorelai and Luke make out in the limo after the magazine cover celebration. "We should’ve eaten something before we went." "Who knew we’d keep missing the trays?" "But I’m not hungry. But I’m something, what am I?" "You’re drunk." "Right. I haven’t been drunk in years." "Hey, have I thanked you enough for escorting me, and being such a good sport and shaking hands with all the big city folk you don’t like, and putting extra cherries in my Manhattan?" "Yeah. You did." "There’ll be more thanking. Later on tonight." (Blame Booze and Melville) 24. Lorelai and Rory go with Emily and Richard on a tour of Yale. [As they walk to the car, Emily notices Lorelai is carrying a coffee travel mug] "Where are you going with that?" "To the car." "You can’t have that in the car." "I know." "Well, then, what are you doing with it?" "Walking it." "Lorelai." "Mom, I know I can’t have it in the car. It will not be in the car." "Is that everything?" "Yes, I think so." "All right, then. Let’s get this show on the road." [Lorelai gets in the back seat and holds the mug out the window] "Now let’s see you drink it." [Lorelai sticks her head out the window and takes a sip] "Mm, good to the last drop." "You stay that way until it’s gone." "Aye, aye, captain." (Let the Games Begin) 26. Jess drives Rory's car while they go get ice cream in cones after studying. They chat about their life plans. "You could do more." "Oh, here come the pom poms." "No, no pom poms, just me saying you could do more." "So, Courtney, what about you?" "What about me?" "What are your big ambitions?" "Harvard." "And after Harvard?" "I’m gonna be a journalist." "Paula Zahn?" "Christiane Amanpour." "You’re gonna be an overseas correspondent?" "Yes, I am." "You’re gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings and have bombs going off in the background and some wars raging all around you?" "What, you don’t think I can do it?" "No, I do. Just sounds a little too -- " "A little what?" "Just sounds a little too rough for you." "Well, it’s not a little too rough for me. I hope it’s not a little too rough for me, I’ve been talking about this forever. I mean, I don’t even know what I would do if -- " "Hey, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll do it. You will, I promise. I’ll help you practice, okay? Tomorrow, you’ll stand in the middle of the street and I will drive straight at you screaming in a foreign language." "Well, you’re gonna have to learn a foreign language first." "Well, it’s lucky I’ve got me a tutor, isn’t it? Okay, so I guess we should be getting back. I did promise to study if you went on this ice cream run with me." "Yes, you did." "Okay, so I just go straight and we’ll be back at Luke’s." "Good sense of direction." "Of course, I could turn right and then we’d just be driving around in circles for awhile." " ...... Turn right." "As you wish." (Teach Me Tonight) 27. Emily has Lasik surgery and Lorelai has to drive her around. Emily has rented a very large, very dark windowed SUV to protect her eyesight. "Lorelai, be careful." "I'm not used to driving a missile silo down the street." (Driving Miss Gilmore) 28. Jason is hanging out with Lorelai in Stars Hollow for the day and realizes they can't go into Luke's. "Sooooo, that would be Luke." "Boy, you sure like to do a lot of research before getting a cup of coffee. That's the doorknob. It twists to the right. C'mon." "Ahhh -- " "What is with you?" "Yeah, I'm not in the mood for coffee anymore." "You were jonesing not five minutes ago." "No, it's passed. My 5 a.m. coffee just kicked in again." "You drink time-released coffee?" "It's all the rage." "Okay. Well, I want coffee." "Okay, I'll wait for you here." "What is with you?" "I-I was kind of tailgating Duke on the drive in." "You were tailgating Luke?" "Pretty rudely. There was honking." "Aw, geez." "Well, I didn't know it was Duke." "How fast was he going?" "Snail's speed. Like twenty." "The speed limit here is twelve!" "Okay, see, this is one of the problems I have with small towns - proximity. You tailgate a guy in Manhattan and you never see him again, you tailgate a guy in a small town, he is the keeper of the coffee. [He looks over at the diner window]. And he is looking at us!" "Who, Luke?" "Is that his name?" "Yes!" "Okay, don't look at him! Don't look at him!" "This is ridiculous!" (A Family Matter) 29. Lorelai finds Luke's Reggae Fever cd in his truck after they get back together. "‘Ja Glory’ by Toots Bambada. ‘Lively up Yourself’ by the Family Zigzag, ‘Let your Ya be Ya’ by Ranking Roy. What else am I going to find in here? Ganja and a yellow, green and red knit cap?" "I bought a cd. I didn’t adopt the entire Rastafarian culture." "This is so weird. I mean, to think that there was this whole chunk of time when we weren’t together. We were living totally separate lives. I was just working like crazy and you were running around, buying reggae cd’s." "One cd. One." "I just hate that we were apart." "Yeah, wasn’t too fond of it myself." "Well, all I can say is, you’re lucky I’m back in your life, because clearly you were lost without me. I mean, it’s a miracle you’re even still alive. Right?" "You bet." (Pulp Friction) 30. Emily and Richard get ready to leave Rory's Stars Hollow birthday party. "Emily?" "She's right. I don't know my daughter at all. [pause] We should go. Traffic." (Rory's Birthday Parties)
  24. Chilton. The amusement factor was high for that one. Yale just looked stuffy and boring, from what I recall. This one got skipped above - Knit-a-thon. I understand where Luke was coming from with the Not!Battle, but it was at least a part of American history. The endless bridge repair fundraisers was far more pointless and stupid. WYR eat most of your meals at Luke's or the Inn (either Independence or Dragonfly)?
  25. 6 - I think I've shared my irrational hatred of Road Trip to Harvard before, so not unhappy to see this one go. 25 - Aw, Lane is so cute and responsible with her stashing away money. The guys are lucky to have her. 12 - Voting this one out over 16 only because 12 has been in a game fairly recently, and while I like it, it doesn't make me cackle the way 16 does. Also there's an early-season-nostalgia thing about 16 that just gives me warm fuzzies. Still three! Favorite Scenes in a Vehicle 1. Luke drives Lorelai to the hospital after Richard collapses during the Christmas party. "‘Grandpa’s in the hospital, please come.’ No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?" "I’m sure she was in a hurry." "A person needs details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions." "We’ll be there very soon and you’ll know everything." "What if he’s dead?" "He’s not dead." "How do you know?" "I know." "Oh, you’re psychic now? You’re suddenly getting visions while you’re driving 20 mph in the oldest truck known to man? [pause] I’m sorry, you’re killing yourself to get me there and I’m yelling at you. I don’t mean it." "I know." (Forgiveness & Stuff) 3. Lorelai drags Luke away from yelling at Mrs. Thompson and drives him back to the diner. "And over here we have the world famous Luke's diner, home of the best coffee on the east coast and the most delightful and chatty proprietor since Mel kissed Flo's grits. [Luke is quiet and makes no attempt to get out] Okay, well, I should get back to the inn. [Luke is still quiet] I hope you've enjoyed your tour and don't forget to buy yourself a souvenir plastic monkey on the way out." "Tomorrow's the anniversary of my dad's death." "Ugh. Oh, hon." "And every year on that anniversary I, uh, I disappear. I don't work. I don't talk to anyone. I get in this kind of a funk. It's like I'm -- " "You have a dark day." "Yeah, I have a dark day. I thought I should tell you this because we're in relationship and I thought you might wonder why I suddenly don't answer the phone or I'm not around. Why you can't flip your hair and con me into going to Miss Patty's crazy anniversary party." "The hair flip is that effective, huh?" "Combine that with your black dress and you could probably get me to be your backup dancer." "I'll remember that." (But Not as Cute as Pushkin) 7. Lorelai and Luke drive back from Rory's 21st birthday party. "Hey. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want." (Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number) 8. Dean spots Rory getting on the bus to school and gets in behind her. "So, uh, how long does it take you to get to school?" "Um...forty minutes if the bus driver's focused but longer if he's trying to win something on the radio. Hey, this bus is going to Hartford!" "Yeah, I know." "But you go to school here. You have to get off the bus! (calls to driver) Hey, he has to get off the bus!" "Wait. You're forgetting something....buses make stops. Good-bye, Lorelai Gilmore." (Cinnamon's Wake) 9. Dean and Rory sit in the car he's building for her on their three-month anniversary date. "I had no idea that three months was the car anniversary." "Four months you get a plane." "Boy, relationships sure have changed since I was a kid." Things get awkward when Dean says 'I love you' and Rory doesn't say it back. (Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers) 10. Lorelai borrows Luke's truck to move Rory into Yale. "Something's wrong with your truck." "Nothing's wrong with my truck. Stop the truck." "It won't go out of reverse." "You can't drive a stick." "I can't drive an uncooperative stick." "My stick's not uncooperative." (The Lorelais' First Day at Yale) 11. Rory misses her bus, takes the jeep to school, and gets hit by a deer while looking for her test notes. "How do you get hit by a deer?" "I was at a stop sign and he just hit me! Oh my g-d!" "Was it a 4-way stop?" "What does that matter?" "I don’t know. I don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer." (The Deer Hunters) 13. Richard sees Simon talking to Emily while she waits for a valet to come park her car and rear-ends her. "Ah! What on earth?" "Emily." "Richard! Have you lost your mind?" "I misjudged the distance." "You misjudged the distance? You hit my car!" "I was distracted." "Emily, are you okay?" "I’m her husband, Simon. I’ll ask her if she’s okay. [To Emily] Are you okay?" "I’m fine." "She’s fine, Simon. Are you happy? Now, go away." (Come Home) 15. Lorelai flags down Luke's truck and finds Liz driving. "Hey, Luke, hey Luke, hold on! Please, I know you owe us nothing but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you in your old age, or not... because… you don't know who I am. Hi. Sorry. I thought you were Luke." "I knew I should've put on some lipstick." (Nag Hammadi) 16. Lorelai admits that she couldn't get Emily to cave on not having Rory's birthday party during FND. "Sweetie, I promise, Saturday night we'll do it up right at home. A Stars Hollow extravaganza." "So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?" "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert...again." "Uh-huh." "Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming, and they're bringing chips." (Rory's Birthday Parties) 17. Lorelai realizes she never told Rory that Jess has left town. "Do you think Luke will know we went to Souplantation?" "Not unless you tell him." "But maybe he'll be able to tell. There'll be a glow." "An all-you-can-eat glow." "He'll see the glow, he'll know we cheated, and he'll never give us extra fries again." [Luke sees them and runs inside] "Um, Mom, why did Luke just bolt away from us?" "Maybe he saw the glow." "Mom?" "Okay, first of all, I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I just thought with all the stuff you were doing, maybe I should wait." "What's going on?" "Jess is gone." "Gone where?" "I don't know. Luke knows, but he didn't tell me. But he doesn't seem to think he's coming back." (Here Comes the Son) 18. Lorelai and Rory sit in the jeep discussing Rory's arrest while Kirk tries to tow them away. "Kirk just came by and gave us a two minute warning. Any idea what he’s talking about?" "Who ever has any idea what Kirk’s talking about?" (A House is Not a Home) 19. Luke secretly listens to his self-help tape while driving around in his truck. "Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because..." "...I am listening to this tape." "I feel hopeful because..." "...This tape must end eventually." "I feel helpless because..." "...I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass." (Luke Can See Her Face) 20. Rory borrows Logan's limo and driver to rush back to find out what happened between Lorelai and Luke, and then she and Lane go out to get wallowing supplies. "My compliments to your moxie!" "Oh, I've got moxie coming out of my ears today." [They hear a car honking] "They honking at us?" "They better not be. Frank, are they honking at us?" "I believe so." "Oh, I am in no mood for this. We are depressed! [She stands up, her head out the sunroof of the limo] We'll move when we move, so stop -- " [Luke is honking at them. He stops, shocked] "Oh. Sorry." "I'm not usually in a limo." (Say Something) 21. Rory sees Jess on the bus and walks to the back to sit with him, knowing something is off but not knowing he got kicked out of school and he's leaving town. "Hey." "Hey." "Can I sit?" "Uh, sure, sit. I thought you took an earlier bus." "My first class got canceled today." "Oh. So what's been going on?" "Nothing much. Fran died." "I heard." "I went to her funeral yesterday." "Luke went, too." "I saw him there." "Yeah?" "He was in the back." "I can't go to the prom. I couldn't get tickets." "Oh." "Sorry." "This is my stop." "Okay." "So, you'll call me?" "Yeah, I'll call you." (Say Goodnight, Gracie) 22. Lorelai and Luke make out in the limo after the magazine cover celebration. "We should’ve eaten something before we went." "Who knew we’d keep missing the trays?" "But I’m not hungry. But I’m something, what am I?" "You’re drunk." "Right. I haven’t been drunk in years." "Hey, have I thanked you enough for escorting me, and being such a good sport and shaking hands with all the big city folk you don’t like, and putting extra cherries in my Manhattan?" "Yeah. You did." "There’ll be more thanking. Later on tonight." (Blame Booze and Melville) 24. Lorelai and Rory go with Emily and Richard on a tour of Yale. [As they walk to the car, Emily notices Lorelai is carrying a coffee travel mug] "Where are you going with that?" "To the car." "You can’t have that in the car." "I know." "Well, then, what are you doing with it?" "Walking it." "Lorelai." "Mom, I know I can’t have it in the car. It will not be in the car." "Is that everything?" "Yes, I think so." "All right, then. Let’s get this show on the road." [Lorelai gets in the back seat and holds the mug out the window] "Now let’s see you drink it." [Lorelai sticks her head out the window and takes a sip] "Mm, good to the last drop." "You stay that way until it’s gone." "Aye, aye, captain." (Let the Games Begin) 26. Jess drives Rory's car while they go get ice cream in cones after studying. They chat about their life plans. "You could do more." "Oh, here come the pom poms." "No, no pom poms, just me saying you could do more." "So, Courtney, what about you?" "What about me?" "What are your big ambitions?" "Harvard." "And after Harvard?" "I’m gonna be a journalist." "Paula Zahn?" "Christiane Amanpour." "You’re gonna be an overseas correspondent?" "Yes, I am." "You’re gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings and have bombs going off in the background and some wars raging all around you?" "What, you don’t think I can do it?" "No, I do. Just sounds a little too -- " "A little what?" "Just sounds a little too rough for you." "Well, it’s not a little too rough for me. I hope it’s not a little too rough for me, I’ve been talking about this forever. I mean, I don’t even know what I would do if -- " "Hey, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll do it. You will, I promise. I’ll help you practice, okay? Tomorrow, you’ll stand in the middle of the street and I will drive straight at you screaming in a foreign language." "Well, you’re gonna have to learn a foreign language first." "Well, it’s lucky I’ve got me a tutor, isn’t it? Okay, so I guess we should be getting back. I did promise to study if you went on this ice cream run with me." "Yes, you did." "Okay, so I just go straight and we’ll be back at Luke’s." "Good sense of direction." "Of course, I could turn right and then we’d just be driving around in circles for awhile." " ...... Turn right." "As you wish." (Teach Me Tonight) 27. Emily has Lasik surgery and Lorelai has to drive her around. Emily has rented a very large, very dark windowed SUV to protect her eyesight. "Lorelai, be careful." "I'm not used to driving a missile silo down the street." (Driving Miss Gilmore) 28. Jason is hanging out with Lorelai in Stars Hollow for the day and realizes they can't go into Luke's. "Sooooo, that would be Luke." "Boy, you sure like to do a lot of research before getting a cup of coffee. That's the doorknob. It twists to the right. C'mon." "Ahhh -- " "What is with you?" "Yeah, I'm not in the mood for coffee anymore." "You were jonesing not five minutes ago." "No, it's passed. My 5 a.m. coffee just kicked in again." "You drink time-released coffee?" "It's all the rage." "Okay. Well, I want coffee." "Okay, I'll wait for you here." "What is with you?" "I-I was kind of tailgating Duke on the drive in." "You were tailgating Luke?" "Pretty rudely. There was honking." "Aw, geez." "Well, I didn't know it was Duke." "How fast was he going?" "Snail's speed. Like twenty." "The speed limit here is twelve!" "Okay, see, this is one of the problems I have with small towns - proximity. You tailgate a guy in Manhattan and you never see him again, you tailgate a guy in a small town, he is the keeper of the coffee. [He looks over at the diner window]. And he is looking at us!" "Who, Luke?" "Is that his name?" "Yes!" "Okay, don't look at him! Don't look at him!" "This is ridiculous!" (A Family Matter) 29. Lorelai finds Luke's Reggae Fever cd in his truck after they get back together. "‘Ja Glory’ by Toots Bambada. ‘Lively up Yourself’ by the Family Zigzag, ‘Let your Ya be Ya’ by Ranking Roy. What else am I going to find in here? Ganja and a yellow, green and red knit cap?" "I bought a cd. I didn’t adopt the entire Rastafarian culture." "This is so weird. I mean, to think that there was this whole chunk of time when we weren’t together. We were living totally separate lives. I was just working like crazy and you were running around, buying reggae cd’s." "One cd. One." "I just hate that we were apart." "Yeah, wasn’t too fond of it myself." "Well, all I can say is, you’re lucky I’m back in your life, because clearly you were lost without me. I mean, it’s a miracle you’re even still alive. Right?" "You bet." (Pulp Friction) 30. Emily and Richard get ready to leave Rory's Stars Hollow birthday party. "Emily?" "She's right. I don't know my daughter at all. [pause] We should go. Traffic." (Rory's Birthday Parties)
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