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Kyle needs to ask for definitions of torture when she has Kim as sister and Brandi as a coworker/"friend"? However she lets it happen.

Look Honest Abe Lincoln, cherry tree chopping confessor George Washington, Woodward and Bernstein, Cassandra, and notary publics everywhere...all should wish to be as candid as Maya. This is actual future dialogue by Rick and I should maybe spoiler tag it.

Hey did you know Rick is CEO and values Maya's honesty? And that Maya is the epitome of femininity and a true lady? Just in case you missed recently I don't want you to miss this breaking news. Nicole wants to sing, model, blackmail, she wears many hats- some of which were purchased in the 80's. I was not impressed with her vocal runs and I'm sorry she doesn't look like a model to me. I've seen pics and she's not photogenic. Anyhow she's terrible "Maya, I only want you to be happy. You know that right?" Ugh shut the fuck up you manipulative blackmailing dreg. Maya looked like she was going to shit her pants when she was talking to Rick. Maybe she's remembering his violent streak. I do think he loves her, but maybe he loves how she treats him and elevates him more if that makes sense? I don't like Napoleon Rick's beard. Lol I don't get why he's suggestion the jewelry department go to the lead model for jewelry design supervision.

Maggie's hair and outfit were certainly interesting. She needs to shut the hell up with her uppity attack on AssCole and would not even listen to her reasoning. Does she think people just live for her approval? "Look at the gleesome 3some!" Lol I would have said gruesome threesome personally. Marlena is wrong about Sami. She's such a bad mom, and Will is a lousy son, and EJ was a piece of shit husband. Poor Sami Xander looked great today. Choice between bedding him or Unwashed Hippie ain't a choice at all. Melanie's outfit and jewelry and mussed hair looked very Stevie Nicks. I'm not sure she should tan so much if she's going to dye her hair red. Kristen is horrible and a lunatic. Brady is dumber than shit and an addict with frequent relapses and violent. Teresa is a bitch on roller skates. Good luck little man.

What a surprise Smelly Horse has imprisoned Jack Misery-style. I've only been saying she was gonna do this for months. Ugh. This deranged desperate horse is predictable and transparent as something really obvious and basic. I also think she's going to try to rape Jack if she hasn't already and try to get pregnant. She probably stole some the Turds Viagra and Hex cologne. Fuck Sage and Steve Bushemi mouth. She'll do anything for a dollar or a dick.

No.

She needs a good groomer or hell even a competent one. The dogs and the 1 that passed are cute as hell but some attention would be smashing. The hair isn't shaped and is stained also its all frizzed. Sonja herself has never been a raving beauty but has looked rough the past 2 years. JMHO!! I think Carole's faker than fake and really feeling herself way too much. I don't know why she's felt compelled to put on this performance as the quirky, fun, full off life/experiences/wisdom chica maybe it comes from a place of insecurity. Maybe arrogance. I don't really give a damn or care to sort it out since all of these HW are damaged goods, sob stories, "Poor me! look at all I suffer(ed)? ---Pause--- Ain't I cute and amazing? Envy this." And she and the ones who pull that schick look like hags and reek of try hard. Don't get why Kristen had to come back. She adds nothing and is weird.

She knew not to fuck with Lydia.

Yet they continue to have Abigail as a lead. That and the elephant shit story, Will being a douchbag, and the endless drama of Lima Bean aren't helping either. The twerps tape so far in advance they can't adjust story or fire duds based on audience feedback and improve ratings. Just kidding they never cared about audience feedback hence Abigail.

Andy looks old in that pic.

Why would Demetria be there in the first place?

Raccoons are pretty cute. Jenn's a raccoon harpy freak show beast hybrid though. Maybe it happened after she was abducted by aliens and hey impregnated her with Abigail. Ugh. If she and JJ want Dan to mind his damn business fine! But don't go running to him for help all the fucking time or bitching about their problems or treat him like he's some same town hero life coach. Lol my stepdad was going to get a haircut and shave. I just pictured the old man barber getting between his legs and sitting on his lap giggling coyly as he shaved him, the way AssCole did Dan.

Jen's darkside

She is the prettiest "girl"

Ugh! Mice are so gross but common. Also I agree about vet prices. I don't see a huge difference (she herself told me going to the pharmi would save me a few bucks) so the convenience and my vet chop the pills for my lil Yorkie makes my life easier. Now I don't have pet insurance and I think depending on the plan that may affect med prices.

Rihanna also has a better body. Lol "Kim is in the final four of Fug Madness." She should be in the hall of fame.

Well they're taking some pages from Tori and Deans playbook. I hope Kendra doesn't develop all the health issues and neurosis of Tori though or start displaying them as a storyline like yucky Tori.

I know this already since I work in the canine industry and own a dog. However, kennel cough isn't the same thing as canine influenza. And though there are vaccines for both and most places require it. Both are still caught by vaccinated dogs because there are different strains. (Just akin to a flu shot in humans doesnt prevent ever catching the flu; its not fool proof). Like every single dog I have groomed the past ten days has been vaccinated and still got ill and was while I did them. Just a heads up because I know many of y'all have pooches. Hopefully this'll pass fast.

PatsyandEddie my thoughts are with you in this difficult time. You always brighten my day with your posts and quips. Guys I apologize I this has been mentioned. I know many of you have dogs or have friends and and family with dogs. Please be mindful of the kennel cough and canine influenza epidemics going around ! this shit is no joke. Several dogs I work with have it and it turned to pneumonia and one died yesterday . It's extremely contagious so avoid grooming. Daycare, boarding, dog parks, elevators if you live in the afflicted regions

There were a few great lines and witty observations Peach shared this week : ). She's really nailing how stupid some of these characters are. Like everyone is an idiot in GC but Victor and the writers are on the stupid juice too.

Clyde has been called Hillbilly Rapist and Kiddie Rapist before

There's several couples in right now I find revolting. I'm a terrible person.

No! Nooooooo! Lucas undressing Adrienne. And the idea of them having sex. No. I don't need to see Jar Jar flirting with Chad. Will being dangerous and intimidating is a joke. Especially since he looks like a hall monitor. Yuck now John dragged into this mess and his family and backstory is edited yet again. I just noticed from Failure's hairline to eyebrows its like 1 inch of skin. She has a seriously short forehead and really resembles Jar Jar. Rafe is way too interested in Sonny and Will relationship. Does he want Sonny for himself of something or is he bored or taking cues from the Horton family? Did she throw herself at Aiden and I missed the scene?

Lol at them talking about Clint's note. "Babe, It was fun. But all good things come to an end. Thanks for the sex and non consentual blood sample. Clint" At the time I thought that scene was unintentionally funny. Tree looked younger than Toothy in their scene. They're the same age though, right? Why is Hope putting her hands on Chad and ordering him to stay away from Jar Jar? Where was she before when Failure was fucking around with Dimeri men. She shouldn't be grabbing him like that even if its to protect sweet Abigail save him from banging that wildebeast. Marlena is right but idiot snake Will won't listen. I could see Mar's total disappointment and embarrassment for her grandson. I liked her red relaxed plaid shirt and almost skinny pants. If a was a youthful and laid back look for Mar. Will needs to stop shouting at, flinging his arms in the face of, and threatening people. Damn the characters on this show are so abusive especially the good guys like Jar Jar and Brady. None of this shit would fly in the real world. I just wondered. Is it possible they're setting up Will to be the victim of a murder mystery?? That would be great.

She said its floral and expensive plus Brooke is a woman of a certain age in Bel Air. That's what they wear my best friend is rich and in LA and in that age clique and that's her scent. Then again its B&B so maybe Brooke's Bedroom made one : / it smells like cheating.