SemiCharmedLife

If there is no cow picture, Sklyar isn't going to be happy...

I think she is trying to buy his affection.

$506-- money must grow on trees with these people. If I paid that much for a meal, it would have to be prepared by Gordon Ramsey!

Monique, drink some coffee and go out with your soulmate...no casino, but somewhere else.

Aris deserves a better guy than Cameron, but I will say that I look forward to Cameron's antics.

Great shot of the vaseline, eyelashes and ??? various supplies...

Anything but a job!!!

Going from cornfield sex to bathroom sex to car sex. This show has it all!!

Isn't she the one who didn't like guys being inappropriate when trying to date her? She sure picked the wrong fella.

Cameron is something else! Good lord!

Is this a rhetorical question?

Is Derek going to use the picture on his soon to be created dating site?

HI Bunkies, I'm late for roll call today. Too much celebrating after hearing some news about some of my least favorite Real Housewives. Edit: wish I had read the feed first. I'm so sorry for the loss of your loved ones. Sending love...

In a few months time, I can see Jen being HBIC of the prisoners. She has some ability to seemingly bewitch people into doing her bidding/ supporting her to the end. Case in point: Coach Shah, her minions involved in the scamming, Heather and, to a lesser extent, the other HWs. Add to that her psycho attitude and lean toward violence and you have a cellblock leader, for sure.

I would have said, "Oh, is this another Beauty Lab treatment? It looks about as good as the overdone fillers." I would like Danna to be promoted to Housewife. She is the only one speaking up directly to Jen (except that fight Angie K had in the van). Despite the cast knowing that Jen was a scammer (lead scammer, no less), they are still either supporting her or remaining silent about her actions.

I guess this is Bravo's answer to Rinna's $2 million pay demand.

I guess the cockroach isn't going to outlast us, after all. Bye, Rinna!

Lisa Rinna needs to "own it!" We all know she was let go.

Heather has been a favorite of mine since the beginning, but now I'm thinking that perhaps she manufactured a likable character for tv. For example, on both reunions, she came across very different than her usual televised self. Now, she is conveniently forgetting things and playing coy with the black eye storyline. Maybe this is the real Heather all along. Oh, and I didn't like her thigh-high boots in the scene with Whitney. It may have been a well put together outfit, but I didn't think they were flattering.

This is what I was thinking while Heather and Whitney were discussing their issues. Jen can tantrum, get violent, lie, cheat old people and commit crimes, yet Heather is "ride or die" for her. Whitney has had one disagreement with Heather regarding some gossip that Heather probably doesn't want to admit to, and now Heather won't "grovel" in order to be her friend. Even during the conversation, Whitney was being respectful and listening to what Heather was attempting to say, something Jen Shah would never do. I don't even think Whitney said they were on a friendship break, but said that if things keep going the way they were and they didn't work it out, they may have to take a friendship break. I wish Bravo would replay that conversation.

I'm glad Rachel is finding her stride now in this boat. The meals on this charter have sounded amazing...and seemingly been on time.

I'm getting very tired of Robyn repeatedly saying that Christine doesn't want a relationship with her or her kids. They've played that scene back numerous times and Christine specifically mentions she doesn't want to work on the ADULT relationships RIGHT NOW. I really hope Robyn's kids watch that scene closely, because just like everything else that comes out of her mouth, Robyn twisted it to make her appear wronged, as well as her poor innocent children.

And after Meri's shenanigans with "Sam," including plans to leave the family... she has NO grace for Christine, who has been trying to work on her marriage for years. Meri has no right to act self-righteous when it comes to Christine's decision. She would have been long gone if Sam had not been a catfish.

Since Kody is saying he is not a polygamist anymore and he and Robyn are now monogamists, TLC needs to dump their asses and focus on the lives of the "Sister Wives" who left and are starting a new life without that toxic a-hole. I would watch a show that featured Christine and Janelle and their offspring.

Thanks! I need to make myself a score card to keep up with the new season of inmates/soulmates.