SemiCharmedLife

I only punt the soiled.

You all are on fire tonight!!! I can't even keep up! 😂

"Clear my mind," while leaving the kids on their own. Yeah, sounds like my childhood. Damn, maybe that's why I'm trying to find an inmate soulmate. Aha moment right here.

This season these inmates seem to have the upper hand. Pretty crazy!

When the director compliments that Spirit of Halloween dress rather than any "acting" she did, you know she stinks.

Jake is making bad decisions all over the place...girlie is just one of them.

OMG!!! That's a new one.. She is desperate to marry so she will eventually have a 50th anniversary! Sure, Jan...

So, an inmate is an upgrade in her relationship decision-making??? k...

No one is on her level...until she met an inmate. Well, at least we now know her level! 😂 Jake is the only guy that will put up with her horrible acting.

C'mon, CC, we have higher expectations from you!!

86ing your own family?!? That's a new one!!

"Half of you bitches are convicts yourselves!" Burn!

Now she's adding a fur coat!!! Remember, Chanel said take OFF one item before leaving the house.

THAT's her mom? Mom's looking good! Especially with those lashes...

Hey, Bunkies! I'm sporting my vending machine lashes and I'm ready to SNARK!!

I just watched the Project Runway episode which features different cast members from the Below Deck Franchises. The designers were tasked with creating uniforms for the various crew. The following were featured, along with Kate Chastain, who was judging: BD: Captain Lee BD Med: Captain Sandy, Mzi, Courtney BDSY: Daisy, Colin, Gary BDDU: Captain Jason, Aesha

Anna was just letting her hair down and doing shots. Gary, on the other hand, was overtly flirting with her. This is standard Gary, as seen on Below Deck Sailing Yacht. I'm so glad she paid him dust the next day.

WHY do you want to know? 😉 Jason seemed to bring up the Asian influenced kimono, so I really can't blame Anna for this one, though she could have tried to elevate it more and use a different fabric. However, Jason could make a gunny sack look good. 🔥

I was so excited about this crossover between Project Runway and Below Deck. When I heard the challenge, I knew there would be some doozies, but I was pleasantly surprised by the top three. I was hoping Bishme's would win, although many of you are bringing up a good point about neoprene being hot to work in. I just loved how modern it looked, especially the blouse, where the neoprene had these beautiful curves. I was shocked that Korto's design received so much praise. I did not care for it at all. Maybe if the shorts had been longer and the jacket had sleeves??? Laurence's design was very simple, especially if you eliminate the jacket, which was meant for going out. I've always been a Laurence defender, but her attitude continues. She is too cool for school, sometimes.

Yes, he doesn't strike me as the cool, sexy type. But, as we women mature, we can see the positives in having a partner that is both funny and sweet. They keep us entertained and treat us well!

As someone married to a Mexican, we have limes with all our meals and most of our beverages. Fresh juice IS superior, though I'm with Aesha- don't give Laura the satisfaction. If I were Aesha, I would say thanks for the suggestion and give Laura the daily task of juicing the limes. 😊

Oh, and I forgot, Kate Chastain is one of the judges...

Yes! It's this Thursday night on Project Runway, if you are interested. Project Runway has long been a favorite of mine, so I am so excited to see these two shows intertwine. The competitors are assigned to re-design the crew's uniforms. There are sure to be some dreadful results! 😂. I'm not sure who exactly will be there, but the brief glimpses in the previews are: Captain Lee, Captain Sandy, Zee, and Gary (ugh). Good fun awaits. ❤️

I'm wondering if Laura took even longer to get ready to make a point. She asked Aesha if she could get off work earlier so she would have more time to get ready. When Aesha said, "no," Laura probably thought, I can make her change her mind for next time! However, the crew needs to speak up and hold her accountable for her tardiness. I know they were having their own little happy hour while waiting for her, but it was just rude. Laura is smart, at least partially. It seems like she should be making a play for the guests, rather than deckies, if she wants to land herself a rich husband.

There's trouble in the galley! I am curious to know the back story of why there couldn't be additional tostadas? Did she prepare handmade tortillas? I'm looking forward to next week's episode to see what she will serve all three of the non-meat eating guests. I was hoping Tzarina was finding her stride, but the preference sheet requests and restrictions are challenging for her. I think its cute that she is flirting with Culver and he seems to enjoy it. I rewatched the scene with Laura and her gold headband (stuck in her hair) about a dozen times, laughing my head off. Mostly it was at Harry's expressions, but also a bit of karma for Laura who took so long to meticulously fix her hair. I should have more sympathy because I have long hair and can't even imagine going through that, but ...